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Postby SandRider » 25 Jan 2009 13:08

Gurney's monstrous and silky smooth hands.


moisturizer ?
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Postby Freakzilla » 25 Jan 2009 13:27

SandRider wrote:
Gurney's monstrous and silky smooth hands.


moisturizer ?


Inconsistancy! Gurney is a Swordmaster, his hands should be caloused.
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Postby GamePlayer » 26 Jan 2009 14:59

Tleszer wrote:Jessica's breasts heaved to and fro between Gurney's monstrous and silky smooth hands. He suckled lightly on her teats, her moaning becoming heavy and thunderous the more he used his wet and agile tongue. Finally, he penetrated her. "I'm com-ing!" Gurney melodically sang.

Despite his stone-burned eyes, Paul saw his mother and Gurney-man make sweet, hot love through the power of his prescient visions. He felt both sickened and turned on as he became a witness to this nausea-inducing event. This vision could not leave him soon enough. Their panting would continue to haunt him until the day he died.


I feel violated :)
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Postby inhuien » 26 Jan 2009 15:13

^^^ This whole thread has left me feeling sick, and not in a good way. But still I come back for more :oops:

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Postby GamePlayer » 26 Jan 2009 15:19

"Dressed up...like a car crash..." :)
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Postby inhuien » 26 Jan 2009 15:33

"Hand in the pocket...Finger on the steel" :D

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Postby GamePlayer » 26 Jan 2009 15:48

inhuien wrote:"Hand in the pocket...Finger on the steel" :D


I love you :)
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Postby Tleszer » 26 Jan 2009 16:09

GamePlayer wrote:
Tleszer wrote:Jessica's breasts heaved to and fro between Gurney's monstrous and silky smooth hands. He suckled lightly on her teats, her moaning becoming heavy and thunderous the more he used his wet and agile tongue. Finally, he penetrated her. "I'm com-ing!" Gurney melodically sang.

Despite his stone-burned eyes, Paul saw his mother and Gurney-man make sweet, hot love through the power of his prescient visions. He felt both sickened and turned on as he became a witness to this nausea-inducing event. This vision could not leave him soon enough. Their panting would continue to haunt him until the day he died.


I feel violated :)


Then I've done my job well. :D
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Postby Sole Man » 26 Jan 2009 16:30

I miss her...

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Postby SandChigger » 26 Jan 2009 17:34

Who? Your girlfriend? Run down to the hardware or whatever and get a bicycle tire patch kit already. :roll:
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Postby Sole Man » 26 Jan 2009 19:10

She got killed, bastard.

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Postby SandRider » 26 Jan 2009 20:18

have you got a lawyer, son ?
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Postby Schu » 26 Jan 2009 20:36

Guerney had had a very hard training session: Bene Gesserit teachings were not easy to learn. But he had some huge talents pent up in him, and Jessica seemed to know how to release that. It did not help, however, when she wore gossamer coverings through which her still lovely body could be seen, though difficult to make out perfectly.

"And now for a lesson on observation, Guerney man" Guerney looked up, confused yet daring to hope, as Jessica eased her straps over her shoulder and slowly teased her clothes off. Guerney was held still, almost hypnotised, waiting for her large, motherly breasts to bounce out.

He was not disappointed. Jessica twirled her legs around a training fixture which the ancients would have called a "pole" and used that to swing her body in the ancient dance which her memories had taught her - she had many seductresses in her ancestry. "One of the most important lessons is to be able to identify with things, even if they aren't other people. You should identify with this training fixture as I pulsate against it, press my breasts upon it, lick it, suck it.." Guerney simply muttered "My lady! My lady!" as he put a hand down his training trunks, helping him identify with the "pole" greatly.

"This is a graduation ceremony of sorts" she whispered "as matriarch of the Atreides, I order you to pleasure me". But the great warrior-troubador was no great lover, nor a man of great restraint. He had already had his spice-blow, and could only play the baliset as Jessica was forced to service herself. "Gods below, Guerney, do you think I would have given you all those lessons on pelvic control if I'd have known you couldn't hold yourself despite that?" All Guerney thought was that he wished he'd cleaned his hands before playing the baliset.

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Postby SandChigger » 26 Jan 2009 20:50

:shock:

:shock:

:shock:

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Postby Tleszer » 26 Jan 2009 22:50

SandChigger wrote::shock:

:shock:

:shock:

:lol:


My reaction exactly. Great job, Schu!
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Postby Schu » 26 Jan 2009 23:24

Thanks guys, thought that might get some interesting reactions!

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Postby GamePlayer » 27 Jan 2009 00:33

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Simply brilliant, my dear Schu. You have mastered smut. KJA is merely half the man you are :)
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Postby Nebiros » 27 Jan 2009 07:56

Maybe the Normacle will get involved in it somehow... :roll:

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Postby SandChigger » 27 Jan 2009 10:04

Norma?

After more than 10,000 years her slimy old hole is probably grown over and gone.

I guess you could always do a paizuri in the cleft between the lobes of her massive pulsating brain... :?

Or maybe she'll appear and give someone a mind-blow?
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Postby inhuien » 27 Jan 2009 13:08

Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop

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Postby SandChigger » 27 Jan 2009 15:52

What'd'I say? :shock:
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Postby Sole Man » 27 Jan 2009 15:55

SandChigger wrote:Norma?

After more than 10,000 years her slimy old hole is probably grown over and gone.

I guess you could always do a paizuri in the cleft between the lobes of her massive pulsating brain... :?

Or maybe she'll appear and give someone a mind-blow?


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Postby inhuien » 27 Jan 2009 15:57

SandChigger wrote:What'd'I say? :shock:

I think it was this that did it.
SandChigger wrote:I guess you could always do a paizuri in the cleft between the lobes of her massive pulsating brain...

That or it was Jessica screaming, the Jury's still out.

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Postby TheDukester » 27 Jan 2009 21:36

Ugh. I need to scrub my mind now ...
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Postby Tleszer » 27 Jan 2009 22:45

TheDukester wrote:Ugh. I need to scrub my mind now ...


Me too! I am outraged at what has been done in this thread! It is immoral and has degraded the quality of my life. I am very disappointed in you Chig for creating this thread. It's despicable!










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Gurney realized his lust for Jessica after he caught her playing the game "Baliset Hero." It was only after he witnessed her getting 375,298 points on Expert Level on the final song that his lust turned to love. Sweet, hot, unevolved monkey love. When he burst into her bedroom to congratulate her and confess his admiration of her ample dirty pillows she said, "Is that a baliset or are you just happy to see me?"
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