Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby Freakzilla » 22 Jun 2010 15:35

Alright, it gets old if you say it too much. :roll:

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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby DuneFishUK » 22 Jun 2010 15:58

Change in title:

Bijaz of Dune to The Queeves of Dwarves.

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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby lotek » 22 Jun 2010 16:30

replacing every verb by another word huh?

like the smurves?

there would be Papa Queef, the Queffette, Lazy Queef, Grouchy Queef, Brainy Queef... and so on...
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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby D Pope » 22 Jun 2010 16:41

:lol:
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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby merkin muffley » 22 Jun 2010 16:43

This is like an uncontrollable Jihad of Queefing.
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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby Tleszer » 22 Jun 2010 17:36

SandChigger wrote:
Tleszer wrote:Relieved? I feel... violated. :lol:

Yeah... but you ALWAYS feel violated. :roll:

:shock:

Not always. :wink:

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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby lotek » 22 Jun 2010 17:39

it's Queeflizec the final wind at the end of the universe or something...

All right one last one...

In the land of the Queef, queef is so rare the Queeves wear queefsuits where queefs are processed through the thigh pads... you've worn a queefsuit before haven't you?
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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby DuneFishUK » 22 Jun 2010 18:07

"What would you like to hear, young Master?" Halleck asked.
"You choose, Gurney," Paul said.
Halleck bent his ear close to the sounding board, strummed a chord and sang
softly:
"Our fathers ate queefs in the desert,
In the burning places where whirlwinds came.
Lord, save us from that horrible land!
Save us . . . oh-h-h-h, save us
From the dry and thirsty land."

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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby Nekhrun » 22 Jun 2010 18:34

It might actually be getting funnier.
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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby lotek » 22 Jun 2010 18:50

DuneFishUK wrote:
"What would you like to hear, young Master?" Halleck asked.
"You choose, Gurney," Paul said.
Halleck bent his ear close to the sounding board, strummed a chord and sang
softly:
"Our fathers ate queefs in the desert,
In the burning places where whirlwinds came.
Lord, save us from that horrible land!
Save us . . . oh-h-h-h, save us
From the dry and thirsty land."


"Not bad for such a poor hand with the pick," Paul said, "but if my mother
heard you singing a bawdy like that in the castle, she'd have your queefs on the
outer wall for decoration."
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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby lotek » 22 Jun 2010 19:05

Question: how do you say Keith with a speech impediment?

Answer: Queef
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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby Tleszer » 22 Jun 2010 19:08

I tried not to laugh, especially since I saw it coming, and yet... :laughing:
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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby SandChigger » 22 Jun 2010 22:46

OK, it looks like it's about time for the monthy vote on whether to ban lotek or not. :twisted:


(I laughed, too. :lol: )

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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby lotek » 23 Jun 2010 06:37

SandChigger wrote:OK, it looks like it's about time for the monthy vote on whether to ban lotek or not. :twisted:



monthly?
you mean it's not the first time? :mrgreen:
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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby TheDukester » 23 Jun 2010 10:26

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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby lotek » 23 Jun 2010 12:07

GEoD wrote:That began to explain why he had not anticipated this attack, but there was a
deeper reason. Leto could see that reason rising into his awareness, a summation
of all the clues. What human knew the God Emperor best? What human possessed a
secret place from which to conspire?


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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby Kensai » 25 Jun 2010 11:41

I love this thread :)
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Postby Kensai » 25 Jun 2010 16:05

Frybread wrote:So Alia, the de facto ruler of the fucking universe, will walk freely through an Arrakeen market when Paul had too hide his face inside a hood?

And now JoD will be "the direct sequel to 'Dune Messiah'" the way PoD was "the direct sequel to 'Dune'"? What a crock.

I'm sorry, but CoD is the direct sequel to DM!


Call of Duty is the sequel to Dune Messiah? LOL
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Postby Freakzilla » 25 Jun 2010 16:34

Kensai wrote:
Frybread wrote:So Alia, the de facto ruler of the fucking universe, will walk freely through an Arrakeen market when Paul had too hide his face inside a hood?

And now JoD will be "the direct sequel to 'Dune Messiah'" the way PoD was "the direct sequel to 'Dune'"? What a crock.

I'm sorry, but CoD is the direct sequel to DM!


Call of Duty is the sequel to Dune Messiah? LOL


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Postby Kensai » 25 Jun 2010 16:41

Freakzilla wrote:
Kensai wrote:
Frybread wrote:So Alia, the de facto ruler of the fucking universe, will walk freely through an Arrakeen market when Paul had too hide his face inside a hood?

And now JoD will be "the direct sequel to 'Dune Messiah'" the way PoD was "the direct sequel to 'Dune'"? What a crock.

I'm sorry, but CoD is the direct sequel to DM!


Call of Duty is the sequel to Dune Messiah? LOL


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Handy when books have long titles (like the Dune books). Only issue is, Heritics of Dune and Hunters of Dune have the same abbreviations, so if I say HOD idiots used to say "you mean Hunters of Dune or Hunters of Dune". It shouldn't be that hard to tell seeing as one is a masterpiece, the other is a piece of McDune trash.

Talking of lenghty book titles, what about Peter F Hamilton. How many syllables does that guy have in his Nights Dawn trilogy books?

The Reality Dysfunction: 10

The Neutronium Alchemist: 8

The Naked God: 4

(ok last one isn't so bad)
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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby Freakzilla » 25 Jun 2010 16:46

It's a safe bet we're talking about Heretics, unless it's in the Preludes/Prequels forum. We don't really discuss the McDune books escept to point out inconsistencies or how generally bad they are.
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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby Kensai » 25 Jun 2010 16:50

Good. As far as I am concerned HOD stands for Heretics of Dune, nothing else :Adolf:
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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby Kensai » 25 Jun 2010 16:51

:Adolf: I love this emote

I'm going to end up overusing it like hell
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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby lotek » 25 Jun 2010 17:17

hunters=grunters
sandworms=sadworms

feel free to create you own :)
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Re: Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Postby SandChigger » 25 Jun 2010 21:56

I use HuoD for Hunters because it kinda reminds me of the sound of someone engaged in power-vomiting. :)
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