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Postby SandChigger » 16 Feb 2008 23:47

I suspect you're right.
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Postby Mr. Teg » 16 Feb 2008 23:53

Freakzilla wrote:I suspect Brian has little to do with it other than his name.


Definitely...

Judging from the interviews, Brian is still only on Dune 2 :lol:
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Postby Talos Aquinas » 17 Feb 2008 00:02

Which interview(s)?
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Postby SandChigger » 17 Feb 2008 00:14

It was a video interview out around the time of the release of Sa[n]dworms. (I'd have to look around for a link; maybe someone else has it handy?)

Anyway, Brian clearly says something about "Dune 2" being written on the labels of the famous floppies they found in a couple of old safety deposit boxes of his fathers. Instead of "Dune 7."

What's so odd about it is that he doesn't correct himself, and neither does Kevin or the interviewer.

I guess he was just nervous. All that hitech equipment around him, lights, cameras, etc. :roll:
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Postby Mr. Teg » 17 Feb 2008 00:25

SandChigger wrote:I guess he was just nervous. All that hitech equipment around him, lights, cameras, etc. :roll:


Suffered a flashback to the time spent tied up in Kevin's basement.
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Postby SandChigger » 17 Feb 2008 01:15

:shock:

I thought we were going to have him tied up in his own basement. Oh well, details fade....

"Brian? Brian Herbert? Is that you?"
"Mmphphle mmm mphphlemmph!"
"What? Wait a minute, OK? Look, if you promise to show us the outline, we'll untie and ungag you. OK?"
"Mphle."
"Was that a yes?"
"MMMph!"
"OK. I'm going to ungag you first...."
"Aaaah. Kevin! It was Kevin!"


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Postby Mr. Teg » 17 Feb 2008 08:10

SandChigger wrote::shock:

I thought we were going to have him tied up in his own basement. Oh well, details fade....



I thought we had him tied up at both locations? :D
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Postby SandChigger » 17 Feb 2008 08:24

I think basically we've had him everywhere, and every which way but loose. ;)
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Postby Freakzilla » 17 Feb 2008 10:27

Right turn, Clyde!

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Postby SandChigger » 17 Feb 2008 11:47

Oooh ooh-ooh! :D

(Was Clyde played by Ruth Gordon, or am I getting her confused with Linda Hunt again? :shock: )

You decide:

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I guess I should ask Nebby, huh?
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Postby inhuien » 17 Feb 2008 12:17

I really, really tried to finish that mess of an interview.

The interviewer invented a new word "duology " meaning 2 books, and that's the best thing I can say aboot it :|

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Postby A_Kalisandra_M » 27 Mar 2008 00:51

That interview was cr4p! *Shakes Head* Now, I Know the man's an idiot! ... Excuse me while I vomit...
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Postby orald » 27 Mar 2008 17:40

A_Kalisandra_M wrote:... Excuse me while I vomit...

I'm sorry, no vomitting allowed here until we get a vomitting smiley.
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I wish I could have been with you that one last time.

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Postby A_Kalisandra_M » 27 Mar 2008 18:19

orald wrote:
A_Kalisandra_M wrote:... Excuse me while I vomit...

I'm sorry, no vomitting allowed here until we get a vomitting smiley.
LOL! You don't happen to have one do you? *Smiles*
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Postby GamePlayer » 27 Mar 2008 20:39

I've already made the request :) It's being worked on.

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Postby orald » 28 Mar 2008 06:46

Lets start betting on when we actually get new smileys!

I bet GRRM announced he's finished writing ADwD before Freak makes his move. :twisted:
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Postby Freakzilla » 28 Mar 2008 11:15

It's not up to me, I don't own the server. As soon as I get access to it I'll begin work on smileys and themes. I'm told it may be this weekend so keep your fingers crossed.
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Postby orald » 28 Mar 2008 13:48

We already heard that, but it's a lame answer and makes for poor jokes, so instead we'll ignore it and claim you're to lazy. :P

C'mon, Freak, stop being so lazy!
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Postby Ampoliros » 18 Apr 2008 12:42

Kevin I damn thee to the Hell of Endless face-slaps, where anytime you try to take credit for something you didnt do or rest your laurels on the monuments of others you get slapped in the face.

Doesnt sound so bad?


The Hell of Endless Face-Slaps is in the belly of the Sarlacc, we threw you in with all your "books". have fun slowly digesting over a thousand years. Yes, lol i knew you'd appreciate the gesture.


No But seriously, i'll pay you 25$ a book not to write.

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Postby SandChigger » 18 Apr 2008 12:47

:idea: :!: :!: :!:

Though less likely, how cool would a meteorite be?! :D

No, wait. Him being killed by a meteor would just increase the news coverage. Might actually get the fooker in the Guiness again.

Sorry. Let's stick to the boulder outside Boulder. ;)
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Postby Freakzilla » 18 Apr 2008 12:52

How about a bear or mountain lion?
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Postby orald » 18 Apr 2008 13:40

Shame on you Freak, that's cruelty to animals! :(

I say we just rig his car or something. Explosives are always cool. 8)
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Postby Fantômas » 18 Apr 2008 14:17

orald wrote:Shame on you Freak, that's cruelty to animals! :(

I say we just rig his car or something. Explosives are always cool. 8)


People, people calm down.

Find out his itinerary.
wait till he visits a mountanous place.
Park a vehicle next to his and rig it like your changing a tire.
Cut his brake lines coming from the main reservoir.
Line the projected route thru a downhill with OHs.
Sit back, grab a cold one & a strawberry rice papered, hand rolled one, enjoy the carnage slowly, very slowly.

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Postby Ampoliros » 18 Apr 2008 16:58

i like my barbecue idea. lets just destroy his image. photo's, books etc, put em on a can and burn em, then post it on Youtube.

i'd say add some excrement to it but...its already high in that content.
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Postby Spicelon » 18 Apr 2008 18:52

GamePlayer wrote:I've already made the request :) It's being worked on.


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