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kevin j. anderson: Gigantic Idiot?

Postby Nekhrun » 20 Feb 2009 23:28

Yes.

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Postby SandChigger » 20 Feb 2009 23:58

But pray, Good Sir, what new villainy hath prompted this?

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Postby Freakzilla » 21 Feb 2009 00:20

I think "gigantic" may give him too much credit.
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Postby SandChigger » 21 Feb 2009 05:09

:lol:

Yeah, but Kevin does strive to be the biggest, bestest ... everything. ;)

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Postby Nekhrun » 21 Feb 2009 08:27

SandChigger wrote:But pray, Good Sir, what new villainy hath prompted this?

I don't know, I just think he's stupid.

Freakzilla wrote:I think "gigantic" may give him too much credit.

What are you talking about? That fucker's head seems huge, like he's got some kind of problem or something.

SandChigger wrote:Yeah, but Kevin does strive to be the biggest, bestest ... everything. ;)


Speaking of that, I ran across some interesting websites just after making the original post that talks about that very thing.

Here's one. I thought the first comment was a pretty accurate reflection of his writing. I found it by googling: kevin j anderson idiot.

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Postby Ampoliros » 21 Feb 2009 11:46

I have to say this once: If KJA wrote morning cartoons I bet they would be awesome.
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Postby Robspierre » 21 Feb 2009 14:44

Ampoliros wrote:I have to say this once: If KJA wrote morning cartoons I bet they would be awesome.


NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

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Postby Freakzilla » 21 Feb 2009 18:04

By "awesome" do you mean inconsistant and repetitious?
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Postby Ampoliros » 21 Feb 2009 22:47

Freakzilla wrote:By "awesome" do you mean inconsistant and repetitious?



with lots of unexplained giant robots, tons of sex, and big explosions, yes.
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Postby inhuien » 22 Feb 2009 07:00

Ampoliros wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:By "awesome" do you mean inconsistant and repetitious?



with lots of unexplained giant robots, tons of sex, and big explosions, yes.

What this?
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Postby Nekhrun » 22 Feb 2009 10:34

Back on topic please.

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Postby SandRider » 22 Feb 2009 10:48

yes, Keith is a ginormous asshole. Or idiot. Or whatever.






}hey, the firefox spellcheck accepts "ginormous" ...
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Postby Freakzilla » 22 Feb 2009 11:36

Nekhrun wrote:Back on topic please.


Was it "Thunderous Orgasms"?
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Postby Ampoliros » 22 Feb 2009 11:45

would off topic include delving into KJA being a heinous hack, a devious diva or just the worst f*king author on earth?
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Postby SandChigger » 22 Feb 2009 12:51

Nekhrun wrote:Back on topic please.

Yes, Mama Hyppo. Aasif! :oops:

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Postby Nekhrun » 22 Feb 2009 14:25

Thank you. Does anyone have any audio of that douche-bag during a book tour speech? His print inconsistencies are getting old. That reading he did of his work a couple years ago was priceless. The fucker can barely read.

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Postby SandChigger » 22 Feb 2009 16:28

Afwan. Which one do you mean? He's squirted out so much shit over the last couple of years.... :roll:

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Postby Dune Nerd » 22 Feb 2009 20:19

SandRider wrote:yes, Keith is a ginormous asshole. Or idiot. Or whatever.






}hey, the firefox spellcheck accepts "ginormous" ...


If I am not mistaken, they added ginormous to the dictionary a year or so ago.

Found ithttp://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ginormous

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Postby cmsahe » 24 Feb 2009 00:47

Well What can I say?? I could say that I'm smarter than him, but here I am, several years of my life imprisoned in a grey cublicle and KJA has millions$$$ for raping my beloved Dune ;)

But yes he is, just by reading the few first pages of Dune "Paul this is your first off world travel", Jessica has known Yueh for six years, Paul was born on Caladan (yes I know this has been repeated ad nauseum, it's just to support my affirmation)
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Postby trang » 04 Mar 2009 20:28

he is a complete smug koknocker!!!!I believe that he and his wife should be bolted to chairs in a small arena... enough to hold 100 people, preferably low intelligence folks who can barely read. Then give each person a copy of saga of the seven suicides. They will, in unison begin to read out loud, each every word back to him and his wife.

Slowly, torturously, going word to word.. stopping to ask about the characters and plots that make no sense... hopefully that would be revenge and more torture than even he could endure.

After all the books have been read and he and his wife are mad beyond reason from the drival he has written, he will write and record an apology to all Dune fans of his amatuer efforts to write in the Duniverse.

Subsequently he and his wife will be released to wander out to sidewalk and possibly into traffic, eliminating any chance of spawning future writers.

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Postby Freakzilla » 04 Mar 2009 20:33

cmsahe wrote:Well What can I say?? I could say that I'm smarter than him, but here I am, several years of my life imprisoned in a grey cublicle and KJA has millions$$$ for raping my beloved Dune ;)


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Postby GamePlayer » 04 Mar 2009 21:52

Like one has to even ask :)

Freakzilla wrote:Wealth is no indication of intelligence.


I would think Hollywood alone would supply enough confirmation of that truth for even the most adamant skeptic :)
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Postby SwordMaster » 05 Mar 2009 09:57

Lets not forget that KJA does not have the power of "voice" he did not force BH to invite him to the "milk dune" club. BH is the one who brought KJA into the inner circle. We should hold him accountable for the fact that KJA was allowed to write one single "official" sentence in Dune.

KJA also reminds me a bit of Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder, just his looks, not the funy shit.
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Postby SandRider » 05 Mar 2009 11:04

SwordMaster wrote:Lets not forget that KJA does not have the power of "voice" he did not force BH to invite him to the "milk dune" club. BH is the one who brought KJA into the inner circle. We should hold him accountable for the fact that KJA was allowed to write one single "official" sentence in Dune.

KJA also reminds me a bit of Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder, just his looks, not the funy shit.


Keith called the wetBrain first.
Then badgered him until the poor little guy gave in.
Brian Herbert, in my opinion, cannot be held accountable for his own bowel movements.
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Postby GamePlayer » 05 Mar 2009 14:16

SwordMaster wrote:Lets not forget that KJA does not have the power of "voice" he did not force BH to invite him to the "milk dune" club. BH is the one who brought KJA into the inner circle. We should hold him accountable for the fact that KJA was allowed to write one single "official" sentence in Dune.


I'm sure if anyone paid attention to Brian Herbert, we might have cause to blame him. :lol: :P
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