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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby SandChigger » 24 Jun 2009 12:13

Did someone call for a cunning linguist? :?

So isn't this 'Pest going to give us the inside poop on the KJASF? Tell us how it's just a special place for a best-selling "author" and a few of his closest fans to get together and discuss the works of said "author" in a comfortable, cozy atmosphere?

If not, why is he here?
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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby Tleszer » 24 Jun 2009 12:21

I think you play into his sick fetish, Chig.

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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby Ampoliros » 24 Jun 2009 12:29

Aw HELLS YEEEAH! I made da list! SWEET MOTHER OF GAWD! WHOOO!

I was sure I was only a member of one of the lesser organizations, the J8 or J20.

Why isn't Freak one of the J-5? His encyclopedic knowledge of Dune should be more of a threat to KJA then all of us put together.
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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby Freakzilla » 24 Jun 2009 12:30

Ampoliros wrote:Why isn't Freak one of the J-5? His encyclopedic knowledge of Dune should be more of a threat to KJA then all of us put together.


If only my hatred for the hacks was as fanatical as my love for FH... :(
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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby Schu » 24 Jun 2009 12:32

Man, I just KNEW I didn't post enough shit at dunenovels to get on the list. Shit.

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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby GamePlayer » 24 Jun 2009 12:38

How do you think I feel? All those parody pictures I made....all the demotivators....the animated advert! All those intense 2 minute "efforts" and not a single mention to show for it! But there's still hope! I'm going to try ingratiating myself upon a certain someone I'm gonna make it happen, all the way to the top! :wink: :P :lol:
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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby Ampoliros » 24 Jun 2009 12:39

So B will you at least hint at which of my Demotivators hurt Kev's feelings the most?


It was Bear of Dune, wasn't it? I can't imagine KJA can't take what he dishes out so it most certainly wasn't AL-KJAida...

EDIT: GP he probably thinks we are the same person, and extensions only of SC's will.
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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby TheDukester » 24 Jun 2009 12:40

Eyes High wrote:The Duke was the man. didn't care for that character, but will ALWAYS love the Duke.

That's right! Never a dissatisfied customer, if you take my meaning ... [wink-wink, nudge-nudge]

Oh, wait. You're talking about something else?
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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby SandChigger » 24 Jun 2009 12:43

Tleszer wrote:I think you play into his sick fetish, Chig.

Mmmm ... wrap me in chinchilla and ... hurt me.

Schu wrote:Man, I just KNEW I didn't post enough shit at dunenovels to get on the list. Shit.

Well, since you're still posting over there, there's hope yet, no? :P


(It doesn't help that we're all online at the same time, you know. Yes, that's right. Oh, I agree. But what can we do? I don't know. Anyone got any ideas? Hey, how about if we.....)
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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby TheDukester » 24 Jun 2009 12:45

SandChigger wrote:(It doesn't help that we're all online at the same time, you know.)

No kidding. Are we all out of work? :shock:
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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby GamePlayer » 24 Jun 2009 12:50

Ampoliros wrote:EDIT: GP he probably thinks we are the same person, and extensions only of SC's will.


I prefer it that way. Individual personalities are so overrated. But can I be an extension of BB's will instead? He drinks more alcohol than my chigga :wink: :P

TheDukester wrote:No kidding. Are we all out of work? :shock:


I resent that! My change of allegiance has caused me nothing but work! Look at all the typing I've done today? Not to mention the roller coaster of emotions I'm suffering! Adoration! Fear! Sexual desire! And what about the physcial exhaustion? All that goosestepping.... You think being this sarcastic is easy? If it were, we wouldn't stand a chance against the KJASF! :P
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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby SandChigger » 24 Jun 2009 13:13

TheDukester wrote:No kidding. Are we all out of work? :shock:

Nah. I have to get up in two hours. :P

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Postby Freakzilla » 24 Jun 2009 13:16

I AM working! Ever heard of multi-tasking? :roll:
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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby redbugpest » 24 Jun 2009 13:43

SandChigger wrote:Did someone call for a cunning linguist? :?


Why? Do you know one??? :lol:

SandChigger wrote:So isn't this 'Pest going to give us the inside poop on the KJASF? Tell us how it's just a special place for a best-selling "author" and a few of his closest fans to get together and discuss the works of said "author" in a comfortable, cozy atmosphere?

If not, why is he here?



I'm here to talk about Dune you silly wabbit!
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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby DuneFishUK » 24 Jun 2009 13:47

Ampoliros wrote:So B will you at least hint at which of my Demotivators hurt Kev's feelings the most?

Do they make demotivators over at KJA:SF ?

or is satire dead there? :P

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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby SandChigger » 24 Jun 2009 13:55

redbugpest wrote:I'm here to talk about Dune

Really? Do you know anything about Dune? All I see is you regurgitating McDune bullshit.

Oh, and by the way, since I don't think I've said so yet today, fuck you. :D
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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby redbugpest » 24 Jun 2009 13:58

SandChigger wrote:
redbugpest wrote:I'm here to talk about Dune

Oh, and by the way, since I don't think I've said so yet today, fuck you. :D


Such a deep and profound commentary - I may have to ponder the meaning of this statement, possibly trace it origins back to truly understand what it is you are trying to say to me...... :think: :think: :think: :think: :think:
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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby TheDukester » 24 Jun 2009 14:04

redbugpest wrote:Such a deep and profound commentary ...

You really need to come up with a different level of comeback. That one's about a step above "sticks and stones."
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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby GamePlayer » 24 Jun 2009 14:11

You leave my man alone! :cat fight:
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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby redbugpest » 24 Jun 2009 14:12

TheDukester wrote:
redbugpest wrote:Such a deep and profound commentary ...

You really need to come up with a different level of comeback. That one's about a step above "sticks and stones."


Well I could go with your standard Fuck You, but too many other people are using that one! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I really hope this is not what passes for intelligent discourse around here.... :mrgreen:
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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby SandChigger » 24 Jun 2009 14:19

redbugpest wrote:I really hope this is not what passes for intelligent discourse around here.... :mrgreen:

You get what you deserve, fucktit.
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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby GamePlayer » 24 Jun 2009 14:25

redbugpest wrote:blah, blah, blah....intercourse....blah, blah, blah....


Now you're talking! :romance-adore:
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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby redbugpest » 24 Jun 2009 14:39

SandChigger wrote:
redbugpest wrote:I really hope this is not what passes for intelligent discourse around here.... :mrgreen:

You get what you deserve, fucktit.


Don't make me get all Monty Python on you! LOL
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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby GamePlayer » 24 Jun 2009 14:48

Yeah! So there! :P
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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?

Postby SandChigger » 24 Jun 2009 14:52

redbugpest wrote:Don't make me get all Monty Python on you! LOL

Is there a lite version of Python, too? For fucktits? :?
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