If Publisher's Weekly is a major reviewer then...
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Re: If Publisher's Weekly is a major reviewer then...
ouch, my apparent callousness shames me. been there brother.
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Baraka Bryan wrote:Ampoliros wrote:so...she's single then eh?
lol... who knows for how long tho.. some dude in her program apparently stole her heart. after 2 years she just decided she didnt want what i had to offer anymore. whatever.
So sorry to hear this.
Now you gotta watch Swingers with Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau. Very inspirational comedy for the single guy. Definitely an uplifting film in such times.
Your friends better get you proper drunk soon. A good party helps.
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Baraka Bryan wrote:GamePlayer wrote:Baraka Bryan wrote:Ampoliros wrote:so...she's single then eh?
lol... who knows for how long tho.. some dude in her program apparently stole her heart. after 2 years she just decided she didnt want what i had to offer anymore. whatever.
So sorry to hear this.
Now you gotta watch Swingers with Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau. Very inspirational comedy for the single guy. Definitely an uplifting film in such times.
Your friends better get you proper drunk soon. A good party helps.
will doi had the guys down for poker/beer/cubans last weekend and got right ripped... it helps temporarily lol
Two years and no reason, huh? Cunt.
Just tell yourself then when you see her at the twenty year reunion she will look like hell and you will only have gotten better looking. It's the way of the world, and its the best revenge thats legal. That and you will have seen so much trim between now and then you won't even remember what she looks like naked.
Anyway, now's the best time for you to post all those naked pics you got of her here. So...post away good man. It's great for the soul, I promise.

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Wow! "And I thought my break-ups were bad."



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Omphalos wrote:Just tell yourself then when you see her at the twenty year reunion she will look like hell and you will only have gotten better looking. It's the way of the world, and its the best revenge thats legal.
This exact thing happened to me, just as described.
My one, great, true, blah-blah-blah love of all time broke my heart in 1991 or 1992 or thereabouts, and I thought I'd never again be with someone I was so attracted to. So her class just had their 20-year reunion, and they posted a ton of stuff on Facebook ... and she looks awful. The weight-gain alone is somewhere in the neighborhood of 80 or 90 pounds, I'd guess. She's a fucking land-whale.
Shoulda stuck with the ol' Dukester, huh, you bloated harpy?

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Omphalos wrote:and you will only have gotten better looking
You do know better than to believe everything people tell you when consoling, right?

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You're making this too easy ... it's a trap, right? 

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Freakzilla wrote:My wife has four sisters...
Didn't Sandrider already post pics of them on the choppers recently

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SandChigger wrote:Omphalos wrote:and you will only have gotten better looking
You do know better than to believe everything people tell you when consoling, right?
Yea. I should'a noted certain exceptions.

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Re: If Publisher's Weekly is a major reviewer then...
Tleszer wrote:Freakzilla wrote:TheDukester wrote:Nah, I used to do that all the time. Plus, my sisters are hot.
Wait ... is that too much?
My sister is single:


ANd has any volunteer posted that review on dunenovels yet? I believed Terra Incognita was a novel about maritime travels of exploration the likes of Zheng He, Columbus, Magellanes, La perouse, etc. Somebody stop him before he writes a prequel to The Hobbit!!!



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Re: If Publisher's Weekly is a major reviewer then...
cmsahe wrote:Tleszer wrote:Freakzilla wrote:TheDukester wrote:Nah, I used to do that all the time. Plus, my sisters are hot.
Wait ... is that too much?
My sister is single:
(I'm kidding, that man is a pervert caught in Mexico City's subway)
ANd has any volunteer posted that review on dunenovels yet? I believed Terra Incognita was a novel about maritime travels of exploration the likes of Zheng He, Columbus, Magellanes, La perouse, etc. Somebody stop him before he writes a prequel to The Hobbit!!!![]()
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Re: If Publisher's Weekly is a major reviewer then...
Nekhrun wrote:cmsahe wrote:Tleszer wrote:Freakzilla wrote:TheDukester wrote:Nah, I used to do that all the time. Plus, my sisters are hot.
Wait ... is that too much?
My sister is single:
(I'm kidding, that man is a pervert caught in Mexico City's subway)
ANd has any volunteer posted that review on dunenovels yet? I believed Terra Incognita was a novel about maritime travels of exploration the likes of Zheng He, Columbus, Magellanes, La perouse, etc. Somebody stop him before he writes a prequel to The Hobbit!!!![]()
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Holy Shit! I thought that was a picture of Hyppo for a minute. Any way of making it her avatar on her old posts?




