The tall, gaunt man next to her had rich brown skin, red beads in his hair, and dull rounded gems set into the flesh of his cheeks. He spoke in a deep baritone voice. "We must talk to you of Landsraad matters. I am Hyron Baha from Midea. Regent Alia has ignored our many messages, but we hope that you can make our words heard."
Hyron Baha? Switch the first letters: Byron Haha!
"Byron! I'm still writing Dune! You're still babysitting my dumb fans on your BBS and writing movie reviews nobody reads! Haha! Haha! Haha!"
I'll post others as they turn up.