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Wow, the little preeks have come out firing!

Postby TheDukester » 04 Aug 2009 10:43

They are so cute when they think they have a plan. See the Jessica's Wind page for the shill reviews and shill discussions that were started today, which was the official release date (at least here in the States).

The best part: not one of the little kiss-asses has actually read the book. It's all just 100-percent Special Forces shill nonsense. That's the level TheKJA has fallen to: not even his own "fans" bother to read his stuff. :dance: :lol: :laughing:
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Re: Wow, the little preeks have come out firing!

Postby SandChigger » 04 Aug 2009 11:11

I think we should be careful accusing people of being KJASF members without evidence. This Michael Hood stinks to high heaven, for example, but he wasn't on the list at the end of April. He could have joined since of course.

One thing is quite obvious, though: the members of KJASF have no personal integrity when it comes to admitting that they are members.
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Postby TheDukester » 04 Aug 2009 11:17

Honestly, I don't care if they are or not. But, for the record, over at Amazon, I'm just using the blanket insult of "shill" — I'm not going to even attempt to determine who is or isn't a member of Kevvie's special site.

I find myself caring less and less about KJASF every day — which is sort of odd, since it used to make me pretty angry — but I will always call out a shill when I spot one. Right now, my formula is: if it sounds like the copy from the dust-jacket, it was written by a shill.
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Re: Wow, the little preeks have come out firing!

Postby SandChigger » 04 Aug 2009 11:29

That makes sense. :)

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Postby Nekhrun » 04 Aug 2009 12:18

It's been a busy day over on Amazon. I'm just waiting for my new 5 star review to show up.
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Re: Wow, the little preeks have come out firing!

Postby Nekhrun » 04 Aug 2009 12:22

B. Conway's on top of his shit this morning. :roll:
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Re: Wow, the little preeks have come out firing!

Postby Sev » 04 Aug 2009 12:42

Beating a well-worn path, unfortunately - nothing new to see.
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Re: Wow, the little preeks have come out firing!

Postby SandRider » 04 Aug 2009 12:51

These aren't the shills you're looking for. Move along. Move along.
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Re: Wow, the little preeks have come out firing!

Postby GamePlayer » 04 Aug 2009 13:00

LOL! Classic :lol:
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Re: Wow, the little preeks have come out firing!

Postby SandChigger » 04 Aug 2009 13:01

Oh, has the little fucktit shown up over there? I'm gone!

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Postby Nekhrun » 04 Aug 2009 13:03

"If he was here to discuss Dune, he sure as hell picked a dumb way to do it." -Omphalos :character-cookiemonster:

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Re: Wow, the little preeks have come out firing!

Postby Sev » 04 Aug 2009 13:15

The funny thing is that Conway keeps mentioning Jacurutu - thanks for the free publicity :laughing:
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Re: Wow, the little preeks have come out firing!

Postby TheDukester » 04 Aug 2009 13:24

He's deleting his posts over there just as fast as he can.

Kevin clearly has spoken: "You will STOP mentioning Jacurutu!"
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Re: Wow, the little preeks have come out firing!

Postby Freakzilla » 04 Aug 2009 14:02

:lol:
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Re: Wow, the little preeks have come out firing!

Postby SandChigger » 04 Aug 2009 14:04

God, they really are a ball-less lot, aren't they? :roll:
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

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Postby Omphalos » 04 Aug 2009 18:10

I just love this feeding frenzy stuff.

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Re: Wow, the little preeks have come out firing!

Postby Ampoliros » 04 Aug 2009 19:04

I'm doing my annual read of the KJA crapfest. Paul of Dune was much more entertaining because it was just so...over the top idiotic. Winds (so far) is just, well, boring.

I mean I didn't even throw the book when KJA brought Star-Wars style planet defender Ion Cannons into the Duniverse.

To be fair, so far I'm only now getting to the first young Paul section.
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Postby SandChigger » 04 Aug 2009 20:17

Brilliant shit, isn't it? :lol:
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA


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