Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby SandChigger » 19 Aug 2009 13:09

Painful wind? :shock:

Like, OUCH! and Pee-YOO! all at once? :?

LOVE it! :laughing-rolling:

(I see Pestie has finally left. Or is it just taking him a long time to read the threads? ;) )
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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby Freakzilla » 19 Aug 2009 13:11

SandChigger wrote:Painful wind? :shock:

Like, OUCH! and Pee-YOO! all at once? :?

LOVE it! :laughing-rolling:

(I see Pestie has finally left. Or is it just taking him a long time to read the threads? ;) )


I've heard that when preeks read their lips move. :lol:
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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby Tleszer » 19 Aug 2009 13:28

Freakzilla wrote:
SandChigger wrote:(I see Pestie has finally left. Or is it just taking him a long time to read the threads? ;) )

I've heard that when preeks read their lips move. :lol:

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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby GamePlayer » 19 Aug 2009 13:29

TheDukester wrote:Is there a level beyond "Epic Fail"?

There's just no way to spin it: that is atrocious.


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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby SandChigger » 19 Aug 2009 13:31

(Re lips moving when reading) GREAT minds! :lol:

Holding a pencil between the lips supposedly helps. ;)
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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby SandChigger » 20 Aug 2009 16:26

TAZ LIVEZ!!!

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Oh, my, TAZ, what a COUP! You had BOTH The Hack AND BoBo at the same time, in one night!

(Nice manboobs, too! Look out Mandy/Six, the nipples got competition! AND in a Star Trek shirt!!!)

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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby Frybread » 20 Aug 2009 16:45

SandChigger wrote:TAZ LIVEZ!!!

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Once we finished the talk, we joined Cory for a bustling signing, then caught another cab that took us to our hotel. We had less than two hours to rest and change before we met our friend Jonathan Flamm, one of our most dedicated fans who has helped greatly on the websites and social networking pages, designing animations for us. Brian and I took Jonathan to dinner.

Oh, my, TAZ, what a COUP! You had BOTH The Hack AND BoBo at the same time, in one night!

(Nice manboobs, too! Look out Mandy/Six, the nipples got competition! AND in a Star Trek shirt!!!)

:laughing-rolling:


Look at those three lady killers. Lock up your wives and daughters, folks!

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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby TheDukester » 20 Aug 2009 17:00

Holy guacamole! Man, this seems so easy, it's almost like a cheap shot, but ...

... that picture is a just a monument to human ugliness. Seriously, there wasn't a better shot available? Bloody hell.

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(Nice gut, Keith. Better get back to your "hiking" real soon ... :lol: )
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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby Omphalos » 20 Aug 2009 17:01

SandChigger wrote:TAZ LIVEZ!!!

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Once we finished the talk, we joined Cory for a bustling signing, then caught another cab that took us to our hotel. We had less than two hours to rest and change before we met our friend Jonathan Flamm, one of our most dedicated fans who has helped greatly on the websites and social networking pages, designing animations for us. Brian and I took Jonathan to dinner.

Oh, my, TAZ, what a COUP! You had BOTH The Hack AND BoBo at the same time, in one night!

(Nice manboobs, too! Look out Mandy/Six, the nipples got competition! AND in a Star Trek shirt!!!)

:laughing-rolling:


Where, exactly, are Kevin's and Brian's hands?

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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby chanilover » 20 Aug 2009 17:02

SandChigger wrote:TAZ LIVEZ!!!

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Once we finished the talk, we joined Cory for a bustling signing, then caught another cab that took us to our hotel. We had less than two hours to rest and change before we met our friend Jonathan Flamm, one of our most dedicated fans who has helped greatly on the websites and social networking pages, designing animations for us. Brian and I took Jonathan to dinner.

Oh, my, TAZ, what a COUP! You had BOTH The Hack AND BoBo at the same time, in one night!

(Nice manboobs, too! Look out Mandy/Six, the nipples got competition! AND in a Star Trek shirt!!!)

:laughing-rolling:


Is that TAZ? The only other pic I've seen of him was in a muscle top. He had nice biceps, but it looks like he's really let himself go. Not often that you see four giant saggy tits in one picture.
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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby SandRider » 20 Aug 2009 17:04

Brian looks terrible.

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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby SandChigger » 20 Aug 2009 17:14

TheDukester wrote:(Nice gut, Keith. Better get back to your "hiking" real soon ... :lol: )

Ah gots more hair!
And a smaller gut!
Ah never hikes!
Just sits on mah butt!
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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby Frybread » 20 Aug 2009 17:17

SandChigger wrote:
TheDukester wrote:(Nice gut, Keith. Better get back to your "hiking" real soon ... :lol: )

Ah gots more hair!
And a smaller gut!
Ah never hikes!
Just sits on mah butt!
:banana-guitar:

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!



Like I've said, hiking for Kevin must be grabbing a backpack, fast food, and soda and sitting in a city park.

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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby Freakzilla » 20 Aug 2009 17:24

God damnit Bobo, stand up straight for the picture! OK, I guess that will do.
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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby TheDukester » 20 Aug 2009 17:42

Seriously, they need to tighten his neck-bolts or something ...
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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby Mandy » 20 Aug 2009 17:46

Is KJA bowlegged? Also, Taz's hat is AWESOME. lol
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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby Freakzilla » 20 Aug 2009 17:55

Very gangsta...

Look, this chick is so excited her pants are falling off:

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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby Mr. Teg » 20 Aug 2009 18:54

Mandy wrote:Is KJA bowlegged?


Years of thunderous impacts from Jabeca?
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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby Tleszer » 20 Aug 2009 19:59

Mr. Teg wrote:
Mandy wrote:Is KJA bowlegged?


Years of thunderous impacts from Jabeca?

:shock: :naughty:

Did not wish to read that. I pray for your immortal soul, Mr. Teg. :pray:



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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby smugetsu » 20 Aug 2009 20:05

Mr. Teg wrote:
Mandy wrote:Is KJA bowlegged?


Years of thunderous impacts from Jabeca?


Yes, every time they do it a sandworm shows up, gets confused, and leaves.
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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby SandChigger » 20 Aug 2009 20:55

Here's yer location of Winds action!

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Mmmm ... ROCKIN'! :laughing-rolling:

Maybe I should let my top bristles grow long like that, too? :P

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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby Bijaz » 20 Aug 2009 22:45

The Windy Tour has blown
Kevin's tummy has grown
The books sales are down
And Brian looks lika clown
All that remains is the stank...
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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby rain_maker » 21 Aug 2009 00:41

On the plus side, there is now photographic proof that BoBo has held a copy of Dune in his hand. Now, it's only a matter of time before he actually tries to read it.

Of course, there is nothing to indicate that he can actually read ...
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Postby Hunchback Jack » 21 Aug 2009 01:08

I have to say, Brian looks deathly ill in that photo with Taz. Geez.

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Re: Winds of Dune: a complete non-event

Postby Nebiros » 21 Aug 2009 01:41

The tour is over but the Dunenovels event list has at the end one solo appearance by Kevin in Colorado. In the blahg he says that both he and Brian have individual appearances. Wonder why DN only advertised Kevin's one appearance.