Shilling KJA-style may become illegal?

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Re: Shilling KJA-style may become illegal?

Postby Freakzilla » 07 Oct 2009 12:25

Let's try to remain civil, please. :)
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Postby TheDukester » 07 Oct 2009 12:27

Well, clearly, Jessica went into labor on Caladan. However, a waiting Guild heighliner was able to quickly whisk the poor woman to Kaitan, where she actually gave birth to the little ankle-biter.

This was all detailed in a "sneak peek" that Kevin gave us loyal members over at KJASF. It's from the upcoming Placenta of Dune.
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Re: Shilling KJA-style may become illegal?

Postby redbugpest » 07 Oct 2009 12:28

Freakzilla wrote:East L.A.?


No - he lived in a trailer park on 8 Mile road, and had many adventures as a young rapper trying to break into the industry.
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Postby Seraphan » 07 Oct 2009 12:28

Yes, I can give as goo as I get, and have made a serious effort to show restraint, in an attempt to get beyond the bad feelings, and would like to keep it that way. Trust me, If I decided to let the insanity run wild, even SC would be shocked and speechless.... 8)


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Re: Shilling KJA-style may become illegal?

Postby Serkanner » 07 Oct 2009 12:29

redbugpest wrote:
Serkanner wrote:
TheDukester wrote:
redbugpest wrote:If you would have ...

BZZZTTTT!!!

Just stop right there. :hand:

I don't care, Brian. I know you're a member. I was just curious to see if you would answer a yes-or-no question to that effect.

And I have my answer: no, you would not.

So, fine. End of discussion. No more misdirection is needed.


Some time ago Contway was asked another yes or no question. I am not sure he ever answered that one with one word either. Let's just ask him again.

Based on the original six novels: Where was Paul Atreides born? Caladan or Kaitain?


Answered in another thread - Caladan

Guess you missed that one.....


Must be because I find you sooooo interesting. :roll:
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Re: Shilling KJA-style may become illegal?

Postby TheDukester » 07 Oct 2009 12:29

redbugpest wrote:yes, I am in fact a member of the KJASF.

Good enough for me. Asked and answered. Thanks.
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Re: Shilling KJA-style may become illegal?

Postby Ampoliros » 07 Oct 2009 12:30

TheDukester wrote:Well, clearly, Jessica went into labor on Caladan. However, a waiting Guild heighliner was able to quickly whisk the poor woman to Kaitan, where she actually gave birth to the little ankle-biter.

This was all detailed in a "sneak peek" that Kevin gave us loyal members over at KJASF. It's from the upcoming Placenta of Dune.



Correction: it wasn't a Heighliner, they are too slow, it was a Guild Express Transport usually reserved for cargo.
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Postby TheDukester » 07 Oct 2009 12:33

Freakzilla wrote:East L.A.?

Cheech and Chong. Just wanted to let you know that someone got it ... :wink:
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Re: Shilling KJA-style may become illegal?

Postby SandChigger » 07 Oct 2009 12:36

redbugpest wrote:But since you have indicated that it is just to satisfy your curiosity, or to confirm that which you really already know, yes, I am in fact a member of the KJASF.

Yawn.

Come on, you've been up his asshole so long you're more his member than his own dick. :)

Yes, I can give as goo as I get, and have made a serious effort to show restraint, in an attempt to get beyond the bad feelings, and would like to keep it that way. Trust me, If I decided to let the insanity run wild, even SC would be shocked and speechless.... 8)

Sugar, I seriously doubt that. But do goo on and on and on. :roll:

Goo goo gooo. :lol:
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Re: Shilling KJA-style may become illegal?

Postby Freakzilla » 07 Oct 2009 12:47

Vhy am I drippin wiz goo?
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Postby Seraphan » 07 Oct 2009 12:54

Freakzilla wrote:Vhy am I drippin wiz goo?

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Re: Shilling KJA-style may become illegal?

Postby rain_maker » 07 Oct 2009 13:02

Freakzilla wrote:Vhy am I drippin wiz goo?


Careful. RBP may not know the reference you're making and, following an awkward reply demonstrating his inability to understand humour or irony may demand that you explain yourself.
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Postby Freakzilla » 07 Oct 2009 13:03

Seraphan wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:Vhy am I drippin wiz goo?

Ghostbusters 2


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Postby Seraphan » 07 Oct 2009 13:04

Freakzilla wrote:
Seraphan wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:Vhy am I drippin wiz goo?

Ghostbusters 2


:cookie sm:

Yay, i getz cookie! :character-cookiemonster:

Added: and rain_maker's quote was from The Big Lebowsky.
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Re: Shilling KJA-style may become illegal?

Postby Schu » 07 Oct 2009 13:14

Connie, WTF are you doing farting around in this thread? Git too it, there are ATTN: RBP threads to answer.

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Re: Shilling KJA-style may become illegal?

Postby redbugpest » 07 Oct 2009 13:17

Schu wrote:Connie, WTF are you doing farting around in this thread? Git too it, there are ATTN: RBP threads to answer.



It's more fun here right now... :)

And I have never seen "The Big Lebowski"... Didn't look all that funny to me....
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Re: Shilling KJA-style may become illegal?

Postby SandRider » 07 Oct 2009 13:29

first off, I do not in any way think that the "merch for pimping" program
currently underway @ tehKJASF is unethical, and certainly not illegal.

paying unknown, basement dwelling fans in franchise-related trinkets
is not the same as a publisher paying cold hard cash to a professional reviewer.

if anything, I think the program is useful in pointing out just how pathetic & desperate tehKJA actually is.

so I'm not only not against it, I'm actually for it.
makes him, his work, and his fans that much easier to discredit & dismiss.

and if I were Brian Conway, I'd be here saying, "yeah, all the Amazon reviews
got me this lunchbox, I wanted it, I got it, I love tehKJA & suck my dick."

but then, I have the courage of my convictions, and rather large balls ...
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Postby Freakzilla » 07 Oct 2009 13:33

redbugpest wrote:And I have never seen "The Big Lebowski"... Didn't look all that funny to me....


That explains a lot.
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Re: Shilling KJA-style may become illegal?

Postby lotek » 07 Oct 2009 13:41

Freakzilla wrote:
redbugpest wrote:And I have never seen "The Big Lebowski"... Didn't look all that funny to me....


That explains a lot.


it explains everything

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Re: Shilling KJA-style may become illegal?

Postby redbugpest » 07 Oct 2009 13:49

SandRider wrote:first off, I do not in any way think that the "merch for pimping" program
currently underway @ tehKJASF is unethical, and certainly not illegal.

paying unknown, basement dwelling fans in franchise-related trinkets
is not the same as a publisher paying cold hard cash to a professional reviewer.

if anything, I think the program is useful in pointing out just how pathetic & desperate tehKJA actually is.

so I'm not only not against it, I'm actually for it.
makes him, his work, and his fans that much easier to discredit & dismiss.

and if I were Brian Conway, I'd be here saying, "yeah, all the Amazon reviews
got me this lunchbox, I wanted it, I got it, I love tehKJA & suck my dick."

but then, I have the courage of my convictions, and rather large balls ...


Just for Grandpa here (Alzheimer's can be a bitch)-

Reviews do not get you $$, Stuff, or Points.

See a doctor about the big balls issue - or a prostitute....
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Re: Shilling KJA-style may become illegal?

Postby redbugpest » 07 Oct 2009 13:53

This says it all....

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Re: Shilling KJA-style may become illegal?

Postby Mandy » 07 Oct 2009 13:54

So how do you earn points? lol
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Postby Seraphan » 07 Oct 2009 13:58

redbugpest wrote:Reviews do not get you $$, Stuff, or Points.


"He thinks that by repeating he creates some kind of truth"
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Re: Shilling KJA-style may become illegal?

Postby Serkanner » 07 Oct 2009 14:02

Seraphan wrote:
redbugpest wrote:Reviews do not get you $$, Stuff, or Points.


"He thinks that by repeating he creates some kind of truth"


Can he actually read? Do we have sufficient proof of that? Perhaps The Hack is reading these topics here out loud to him and "forgets" to read the fine print on the "welcome"page of KJA's Suck and Fuck site.
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Re: Shilling KJA-style may become illegal?

Postby lotek » 07 Oct 2009 14:07

Seraphan wrote:
redbugpest wrote:Reviews do not get you $$, Stuff, or Points.


"He thinks that by repeating he creates some kind of truth"



amazing to think someone over the age of 1 would believe that...

Anyway why bother with niceties with retards?

So mr RBP or whatever your real screen name is, answer the question or kindly shut the fuck up and put your tongue back up your master's arse
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