New Theory on the (Meta-)Origin of the "Titans"

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Re: New Theory on the (Meta-)Origin of the "Titans"

Postby Freakzilla » 08 Apr 2010 11:09

OMG...

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The Double Coronary Burger

A burger topped with five slices of bacon, four slices of cheese, two fried eggs, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and onion between two grilled cheese sandwiches.

That looks soooooo good!
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Re: New Theory on the (Meta-)Origin of the "Titans"

Postby inhuien » 08 Apr 2010 12:45

Ach, ya pansies! We deep fry Pizza.
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Re: New Theory on the (Meta-)Origin of the "Titans"

Postby Omphalos » 08 Apr 2010 12:47

Freakzilla wrote:OMG...

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The Double Coronary Burger

A burger topped with five slices of bacon, four slices of cheese, two fried eggs, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and onion between two grilled cheese sandwiches.

That looks soooooo good!


Bah! Idiots should make that onion a deep fried onion-ring. Or two.

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Re: New Theory on the (Meta-)Origin of the "Titans"

Postby Nekhrun » 08 Apr 2010 14:57

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Re: New Theory on the (Meta-)Origin of the "Titans"

Postby A Thing of Eternity » 08 Apr 2010 15:05

Bah, I once had an idea for a "stew" that I think would sell very well at KFC, you pull the skins off the fried chicken, rip it up, toss it in a bucket. Next you put in a pile of bacon, then you top it up with gravy until it's at the right consistency for a stew.

Bam, that'll send you to the hospital nice and quick!
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Re: New Theory on the (Meta-)Origin of the "Titans"

Postby Omphalos » 08 Apr 2010 15:11

A Thing of Eternity wrote:Bah, I once had an idea for a "stew" that I think would sell very well at KFC, you pull the skins off the fried chicken, rip it up, toss it in a bucket. Next you put in a pile of bacon, then you top it up with gravy until it's at the right consistency for a stew.

Bam, that'll send you to the hospital nice and quick!


Sounds like it could use some salt.

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Re: New Theory on the (Meta-)Origin of the "Titans"

Postby Jabecca » 08 Apr 2010 18:22

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Re: New Theory on the (Meta-)Origin of the "Titans"

Postby Tleszer » 08 Apr 2010 21:04

Jabecca wrote:Click here sexy


Omph, I think she wants to "make bacon" with you. I'd run far, far away. Actually, you could probably just power walk. I don't think she can move fast enough to catch you.
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Re: New Theory on the (Meta-)Origin of the "Titans"

Postby SandChigger » 08 Apr 2010 23:02

Dude ... she can ROLL. Lengthwise, like a big ole turd. No escaping ... the WALL OF SHITE! :shock:
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Re: New Theory on the (Meta-)Origin of the "Titans"

Postby lotek » 09 Apr 2010 04:17

Tleszer wrote:
Jabecca wrote:Click here sexy


Omph, I think she wants to "make bacon" with you. I'd run far, far away. Actually, you could probably just power walk. I don't think she can move fast enough to catch you.


Jabecca wrote:
lotek wrote:don't mind if I do!

here have a bacon bouquet!
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that should go nicely with the bacon vodka :)


Hot damn! You truly are into making bacon! :romance-hearteyes:


I think it was meant for me, what was I thinking offering her a bacon bouquet... in her culture it is like the offering of water rings!!!


And here is what bacon is used for here
BACON BONCE

Bacon bonce is London Cockney rhyming slang for a child molester (nonce).


not quite the same really
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Re: New Theory on the (Meta-)Origin of the "Titans"

Postby trang » 09 Apr 2010 07:12

Sorry getting into this late, but considering that what 12 books now? that the twit twins have scrawled, the entire content combined doesnt have the depth of one epigraph from DUNE.

Neither one of them gets DUNE at all, except as a money making opportunity.

KJA is an opportunist ass (who personally if I met, I would have a hard time not punching him in the throat so I dont have to listen to his rambling), and Brian Herbert is a weak individual riding the coats of his fathers epic speculative fiction masterpiece, with all intentions of ruining it as much and often as he can.

They're multitude of interviews make my skin crawl and have fueled the Gargantuan Distane I have for them both as individuals and published scrawlers.

Too strong feelings maybe? Oh well.
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Re: New Theory on the (Meta-)Origin of the "Titans"

Postby Bijaz » 09 Apr 2010 08:26

lotek wrote:I think it was meant for me, what was I thinking offering her a bacon bouquet... in her culture it is like the offering of water rings!!!


You corn dog! Got her juices frying!




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Re: New Theory on the (Meta-)Origin of the "Titans"

Postby A Little Galach » 09 Apr 2010 08:35

trang wrote:Sorry getting into this late, but considering that what 12 books now? that the twit twins have scrawled, the entire content combined doesnt have the depth of one epigraph from DUNE.

Neither one of them gets DUNE at all, except as a money making opportunity.

KJA is an opportunist ass (who personally if I met, I would have a hard time not punching him in the throat so I dont have to listen to his rambling), and Brian Herbert is a weak individual riding the coats of his fathers epic speculative fiction masterpiece, with all intentions of ruining it as much and often as he can.

They're multitude of interviews make my skin crawl and have fueled the Gargantuan Distane I have for them both as individuals and published scrawlers.

Too strong feelings maybe? Oh well.


Please do. This would prevent him from "writing" too.

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Re: New Theory on the (Meta-)Origin of the "Titans"

Postby SandChigger » 09 Apr 2010 12:29

No violence but the verbal, please! :P

(Praying for bear-shaped-meteor strikes is perfectly acceptable, though. :pray: )
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Re: New Theory on the (Meta-)Origin of the "Titans"

Postby Frybread » 16 Apr 2010 17:02

Freakzilla wrote:I think you're giving KJAckass too much credit.

You're saying KJA went along with Bozo's intentions to destroy Dune?

I don't buy it. I think KJA truly loves Dune but he's just to dumb to know what is consistent and what isn't.


Plus, I think The KJA would not want to mess up an opportunity to (1.) make a lot of money, and (2.) aggrandize himself in the science fiction genre.


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