Poling the sand: what to expect in Paul of Dune

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Postby GamePlayer » 05 Apr 2008 20:46

His staff was broken by another greybeard :)

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Postby orald » 05 Apr 2008 21:18

There are lots of shades in the world, my friend.

And if you think there's something wrong with describing a shade as closest as possible(silly names aside- strawberry blond wtf?! reddish-blond is the proper name) then all I can say is...umm, something. IDK.
You're wrong. Yep. :P

Haven't you ever seen someone with reddish-blond hair? Seriously.

And you guys stop talking about people's staffs, you're creeping me out here! :shock:

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Postby SandChigger » 05 Apr 2008 22:51

Would us talking of thy rod or staff comfort you, perhaps? Mercy and Goodness, Shirley will follow you all the days of your life!

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My mother had red hair, and the scanky hoor ripped from the same belly as myself had red hair the last time I saw her, twelve or thirteen years ago. When I was a wee lad and had hair, mine was what they called strawberry blond.

FWIW.

(And for the record, my staff is as firm and solid as the day it first grew. So there.)
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Postby orald » 06 Apr 2008 00:13

SandChigger wrote:(And for the record, my staff is as firm and solid as the day it first grew. So there.)

And has the same size and functionallity too, I bet. :lol:
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Postby SandChigger » 06 Apr 2008 05:23

I'll take that bet! ;)
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Postby inhuien » 06 Apr 2008 05:29

Get a room you 2 :P

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Postby orald » 06 Apr 2008 06:07

inhuien wrote:Get a room you 2 :P

He'd love that, wouldn't he? The old pederast. :shock:
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Postby chanilover » 06 Apr 2008 06:08

Mr. Teg wrote:Didn't the autho(r) just finish poling the fans up in Toronto? :)


Yeah, that's what Kevin does on his trips away from home. He goes "hiking" as well which is his euphemism for cottaging, where he hangs around public lavatories for illicit amorous liaisons with other middle aged married men.

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Postby orald » 06 Apr 2008 06:13

I thought he had Brian for that...or is he looking for outside excitement? :lol:
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Postby Freakzilla » 06 Apr 2008 11:10

Could this mean the end of their relationship? :shock:
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Postby orald » 06 Apr 2008 16:44

Maybe Chig wasn't kidding after all in his April 1st blog entry.
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Postby Rakis » 06 Apr 2008 17:17

Freakzilla wrote:Could this mean the end of their relationship? :shock:


That would be so heartbreaking... :cry:

(Prepares list for a party with a good old fashioned book burning).
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Postby orald » 06 Apr 2008 18:24

Rakis wrote:(Prepares list for a party with a good old fashioned book burning).

“Where they burn books, so too will they in the end burn human beings.”

I say lets skip the books, go directly to burning P&B. :twisted:
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Postby Freakzilla » 06 Apr 2008 18:29

More appropriately, they should be burned on a pyre of their own books.

Leto style.

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Postby orald » 06 Apr 2008 19:13

Freakzilla wrote:Leto style.

God Leto style.

Burn the unblievers!
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Postby Nekhrun » 06 Apr 2008 20:32

It wouldn't work. We all know what a flop the Golden Path turned out to be. Leto's plans are lame! :twisted:

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Postby orald » 06 Apr 2008 21:40

Burn the Preek! :evil:
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Postby Spicelon » 07 Apr 2008 11:36

Nekhrun wrote:It wouldn't work. We all know what a flop the Golden Path turned out to be. Leto's plans are lame! :twisted:


This IS sarcasm, innit?
Poop is funny.
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Postby Nekhrun » 07 Apr 2008 12:25

Spicelon wrote:
Nekhrun wrote:It wouldn't work. We all know what a flop the Golden Path turned out to be. Leto's plans are lame! :twisted:


This IS sarcasm, innit?

No way. If you read Hunters and Sandworms you'll see that Leto's reign was a 3500 yr. waste of time.

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Postby Freakzilla » 07 Apr 2008 12:28

Nekhrun wrote:
Spicelon wrote:
Nekhrun wrote:It wouldn't work. We all know what a flop the Golden Path turned out to be. Leto's plans are lame! :twisted:


This IS sarcasm, innit?

No way. If you read Hunters and Sandworms you'll see that Leto's reign was a 3500 yr. waste of time.


Well, I didn't read Sadworms so Leto still ROOLZ!

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Postby Spicelon » 07 Apr 2008 12:54

Nekhrun wrote:
Spicelon wrote:
Nekhrun wrote:It wouldn't work. We all know what a flop the Golden Path turned out to be. Leto's plans are lame! :twisted:


This IS sarcasm, innit?

No way. If you read Hunters and Sandworms you'll see that Leto's reign was a 3500 yr. waste of time.


Well sure, but that presupposes that Hunters or Sandworms contain a modicum or credibility, a supposition that anybody who's read the Canon would never make. Hence, the question of sarcasm.
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Postby orald » 07 Apr 2008 13:20

There's no sarcasm, Nekh is a known Preek.
We're trying to get him listed among other disturbed people such as sex offenders, pyromaniacs etc with his local law enforcement agencies, but appearantly the HLP is paying good cash. And Brian gives mean blowjobs. :|
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Postby Spicelon » 07 Apr 2008 14:25

orald wrote:There's no sarcasm, Nekh is a known Preek.


As in a prequel fan? Then why is he/she here?
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Postby Freakzilla » 07 Apr 2008 14:40

Spicelon wrote:
orald wrote:There's no sarcasm, Nekh is a known Preek.


As in a prequel fan? Then why is he/she here?


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Postby orald » 07 Apr 2008 14:45

To defile our alter to the almighty Frank! :shock:

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