So good we are giving it away.....

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So good we are giving it away.....

Postby Dune Nerd » 04 Jun 2008 22:18

So some series that KJA has spewed out of the arse is so popular and well received they are giving the books away.

Why would a publisher want to do this? The only reason I can come up with is that they must be so sick of looking at the shit that they are willing and ready to give it away.

http://dunenovels.com/blog/page040.html

Hoping to get new readers hooked on the series, Rebecca and I have worked with the publisher -- Little, Brown -- to provide a *free* hardcover copy of Book 1 to fans, teachers, librarians, and service members in the US, UK, and Canada.

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Postby Robspierre » 05 Jun 2008 03:42

To me it sounds like he is copying a promo Cory Doctrow is doing for his new YA novel LITTLE BROTHER:


http://craphound.com/littlebrother/donate/


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Postby inhuien » 05 Jun 2008 04:38

UK residents: Pay only US $11.00/book for shipping & packaging.

ONLY 11 bucks, oh where do i sign up.
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Postby orald » 05 Jun 2008 07:59

Wot, no Israel? :cry:

And after all the blowjobs I gave the guy!

KJA, you may NOT make me babies anymore! :x
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

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Postby Fantômas » 05 Jun 2008 08:40

orald wrote:blowjobs


This is a word I have not heard in a long time!
She will not spit or swallow.

What is your modus operandi? Orald?

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Re: So good we are giving it away.....

Postby Lisan Al-Gaib » 05 Jun 2008 15:57

Dune Nerd wrote:So some series that KJA has spewed out of the arse is so popular and well received they are giving the books away.

Why would a publisher want to do this? The only reason I can come up with is that they must be so sick of looking at the shit that they are willing and ready to give it away.

http://dunenovels.com/blog/page040.html

Hoping to get new readers hooked on the series, Rebecca and I have worked with the publisher -- Little, Brown -- to provide a *free* hardcover copy of Book 1 to fans, teachers, librarians, and service members in the US, UK, and Canada.


Why the dune novels promote KJA books that aren't Dune related????

It looks that they sell their asses to KJA...HLP is a sad group...
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Postby Omphalos » 05 Jun 2008 16:51

Sell? I think that they just gave him their asses.

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Postby SandChigger » 05 Jun 2008 19:44

Nah, they actively spread their cheeks for him.
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Postby KJA » 06 Jun 2008 07:55

orald wrote:Wot, no Israel? :cry:

And after all the blowjobs I gave the guy!

KJA, you may NOT make me babies anymore! :x


Did I say stop?

Too much yacking, not enough lip smacking!

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Postby orald » 06 Jun 2008 08:27

KJA wrote:Image

:shock:
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.



I wish I could have been with you that one last time.

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Postby KJA » 06 Jun 2008 08:35

orald wrote:
KJA wrote:Image

:shock:


HA! Orald actually speechless.

Oh, wait. Sorry, forgot your mouth is full. :)
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Postby GamePlayer » 06 Jun 2008 09:37

That is brutal :)

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Postby Tleilax Master B » 06 Jun 2008 09:49

Brutal, and just a little bit disturbing :?
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Postby Bijaz » 06 Jun 2008 10:00

KJA is definitely a disturbing person.
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Postby BH » 06 Jun 2008 10:57

KJA wrote:Image


WHAT?!?! You told me you destroyed that video! I'am going to sue you!!
The Mutati are NOT facedancers! They are TOTALLY different! Can'you'not see that?

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Postby KJA » 06 Jun 2008 11:04

BH wrote:
KJA wrote:Image


WHAT?!?! You told me you destroyed that video! I'am going to sue you!!


Damnit Byron!

I said get my laptop back from Brian, I didn't say you could use it, too.
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Postby BH » 06 Jun 2008 11:11

Eat it, you jackhole! You'are fired! And gimmie back all of those fony notebooks and floppy disks you wrote!
The Mutati are NOT facedancers! They are TOTALLY different! Can'you'not see that?

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Postby KJA » 06 Jun 2008 11:23

BH wrote:Eat it, you jackhole! You'are fired! And gimmie back all of those fony notebooks and floppy disks you wrote!


Fooking self-published author wannabe!

How many times have I told you stop fooking drinking when you log onto the net!
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Postby BH » 06 Jun 2008 12:20

KJA wrote:
BH wrote:Eat it, you jackhole! You'are fired! And gimmie back all of those fony notebooks and floppy disks you wrote!


Fooking self-published author wannabe!

How many times have I told you stop fooking drinking when you log onto the net!


Dogmanned hack bastard! Your wife gives excellent head! You dont deserve it! You arent qualified to write Mad-Libs! If it were'not for me, you'would still be licking George Lucases ass and begging for the odd dingleberry to fund that annoying library in your house where all your books are faced out! GIMMIE BACK MY FATHER'S FAKE DOCUMENTS, ASSWIPE!!

And lose the avatar, you lying shit! That belongs to the HLP!
The Mutati are NOT facedancers! They are TOTALLY different! Can'you'not see that?

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Postby SandChigger » 06 Jun 2008 12:30

:shock:

We need a toxic waste warning mark for this thread. :(
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Postby BH » 06 Jun 2008 16:05

Holy crap! I just realized! I LOVE the internet!
The Mutati are NOT facedancers! They are TOTALLY different! Can'you'not see that?

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Postby orald » 06 Jun 2008 20:44

Well, that's what happens when you let people use more than one account on a board...even funny ones. :D
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.



I wish I could have been with you that one last time.

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Postby Omphalos » 06 Jun 2008 23:09

KJA wrote:
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That guys crinkly nutsack just cracks me up.

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Postby A Thing of Eternity » 06 Jun 2008 23:11

Omphalos wrote:
KJA wrote:
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That guys crinkly nutsack just cracks me up.


I think (hope) that's his hand.
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Postby Omphalos » 06 Jun 2008 23:14

A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
KJA wrote:
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That guys crinkly nutsack just cracks me up.


I think (hope) that's his hand.


I think its funnier if you assume its the dude's nutsack.