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Postby SandRider » 15 Nov 2008 15:50

:shock:


does that explain my last ex-wife ?
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Postby SandChigger » 15 Nov 2008 18:37

No.

Nothing explains her. :shock:
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Postby Seraphan » 15 Nov 2008 19:59

It's no wonder a stand alone complex like Annonymous rose, and i fucking support it. I've always said that human beings in general should learn tolerance but not without sacrificing reason. When a cult like scientology rears it's head and tries to take things over and implement certain and illogical ideas into generalization, for me my friends thats a crime against humanity itself.
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Postby Bijaz » 15 Nov 2008 23:40

SandChigger wrote:Well, I know my member's not often as large as it used to be.

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Postby SandRider » 16 Nov 2008 01:01

I just want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute.

I had the right to remain silent - but not the ability.
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Postby Frybread » 17 Nov 2008 12:53

Freakzilla wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Well, I known my member's not often as large as it used to be.

:P


Mine's getting bigger.


The only things getting bigger are my nose and my ears, unfortunately. Why can't a certain other extremity grow with age? :(

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Postby Tleszer » 17 Nov 2008 13:03

Frybread wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Well, I known my member's not often as large as it used to be.

:P


Mine's getting bigger.


The only things getting bigger are my nose and my ears, unfortunately. Why can't a certain other extremity grow with age? :(


You mean that certain part of the male body? :D
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Postby Omphalos » 17 Nov 2008 13:24

Tleszer wrote:
Frybread wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Well, I known my member's not often as large as it used to be.

:P


Mine's getting bigger.


The only things getting bigger are my nose and my ears, unfortunately. Why can't a certain other extremity grow with age? :(


You mean that certain part of the male body? :D


Someone has been watching horrible actresses on late night TV.

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Postby Tleszer » 17 Nov 2008 14:31

Omphalos wrote:
Tleszer wrote:
Frybread wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Well, I known my member's not often as large as it used to be.

:P


Mine's getting bigger.


The only things getting bigger are my nose and my ears, unfortunately. Why can't a certain other extremity grow with age? :(


You mean that certain part of the male body? :D


Someone has been watching horrible actresses on late night TV.


I'm never quite sure whether I'm supposed to laugh at them or just let out an exasperated sigh. :?
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Postby Mr. Teg » 17 Nov 2008 16:59

Omphalos wrote:
Tleszer wrote:
Frybread wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Well, I known my member's not often as large as it used to be.

:P


Mine's getting bigger.


The only things getting bigger are my nose and my ears, unfortunately. Why can't a certain other extremity grow with age? :(


You mean that certain part of the male body? :D


Someone has been watching horrible actresses on late night TV.


Someone? Freak or Chig?
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Postby TheDukester » 18 Nov 2008 14:14

The most recent Amazon review is a 1-star post from a top-500 reviewer. Nice.

There's a guy who knows how to play Amazon's silly games. That one will be up there forever.
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Postby SandChigger » 18 Nov 2008 15:47

Where are you seeing one star? It's a two-star review, if you mean the one by "NeuroSplicer". (59 total, 7 one-stars, right?)

It's another one of those where the reviewer basically slags it off but then doesn't give it the one star it deserves. :?
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Postby TheDukester » 18 Nov 2008 17:26

Whoops ... yes, that's the one. I could have sworn it was one star. LensCrafters, here I come.
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Postby SandChigger » 18 Nov 2008 18:12

:D

Kinda had me worried there for a minute, thinking I might have to go back!

(And it's a bit more of a hike for me to get to the nearest LensCrafters, wot? ;) )
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Postby Omphalos » 18 Nov 2008 18:37

SandChigger wrote:And it's a bit more of a hike for me to get to the nearest LensCrafters, wot? ;) )


Just dictate something on your way. You'd be surpirsed how much you can get done. :P

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Postby Mandy » 18 Nov 2008 19:36

A 2 star that stays up, is better than a 1 star that gets deleted.

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Postby Ampoliros » 20 Nov 2008 20:04

But nothing beats an honest zero-star review.
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Postby SandRider » 22 Nov 2008 20:31

finally got around to looking thru all these - very good stuff

who is Artis when he's at home ?
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Postby SandChigger » 23 Nov 2008 19:20

No idea, but he's a hoot. ;)
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Postby SandRider » 23 Nov 2008 20:20

why isn't he here ?
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Postby SandChigger » 24 Nov 2008 09:45

Don't know.

Could ask, I suppose. ;)
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Postby Mandy » 27 Nov 2008 20:10

I couldn't remember which thread(s) you guys were talking about Harriet Klausner in.. but I figured this one would be as good as any. :)

Scroll down to the bottom of the page http://www.accelerando.org/reviews/

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Postby SandRider » 27 Nov 2008 21:35

WOW. Can you imagine what Kevin or Merritt would've done with that review ? I've never read Charles Stross, but give that man a cookie.
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Postby GamePlayer » 28 Nov 2008 12:03

This Klausner sounds like the ultimate scam; a corporate plant with the facade of a grassroots champion. Even if she is her own person, her non-reviews are effectively useless from any qualitative point of view. But hey, we live in the era where quantity is apparently all that matters to get published. Go Harriet! You do the lamest of humanity proud :)
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Postby TheDukester » 28 Nov 2008 12:52

It's a complete scam; everything about ol' Harriet is a lie.

Amazon must share the blame, though. They are unwilling to change their ridiculous review system despite the overwhelming evidence of how broken it is.
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