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Postby Freakzilla » 23 Dec 2008 00:25

Unfront wrote:I did not mean to insult clowns everywhere by insinuating that these two are professional clowns. I just meant to highlight the fact that they are clown pounding clownerific ass-clowns. Which has nothing to do with professional clowning, despite the similarity of the name. Again I apologize and profess that I think I would be more entertained by watching a professional rodeo clown as appose to reading more monkey written drivel from these to jack-ball's (not to make any offense to any professional jack ball's)


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2. ass clown
1. One whose stupidity and/or ineptitude exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms ass and clown in isolation, and in so doing demands to be referred to as the conjugate of the two.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... =ass+clown
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Postby SandRider » 23 Dec 2008 00:26

TheDukester wrote:Some of us believe that the ratio is ... hang on, let me do the math ... 0 percent : 100 percent.


I'm one of them - based on some of Keith's Blahg statements, I think he "writes" or "speaks" the vast majority of the actual "words" - the Wetbrain sorta "edits" and may (stress may) come up with some of the plot lines or overall ideas. Or he could just sign the checks. Or he could have been dead for the last five years or so, and the thing Keith takes with him on the book tours is one of those animatronic things, like the Lincoln at Disney World.




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How's this for an ass-clown?

Postby SandChigger » 23 Dec 2008 00:35

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Postby SandRider » 23 Dec 2008 00:53

Thanks, Chig. I just emailed that to Merritt, subject : Merry Christmas !
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Postby Unfront » 23 Dec 2008 01:31

In continuing the discussion of the definition of ass clown I think this also applies:


3. A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.

(Thank you urban dictionary.)

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Postby Sole Man » 23 Dec 2008 11:07

That's insulting to clowns everywhere.

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Postby Frybread » 25 Dec 2008 14:17

SandRider wrote:speaking as a former professional rodeo clown, I take offense
at "clownerific ass-clown" and "clownpounding" .... :evil:


Aren't rodeo clowns called bull fighters nowadays? At least that's what they like to be called in Wyoming.

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Postby Omphalos » 25 Dec 2008 15:03

Call 'em bull-shitters 'round these parts, Tex.

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Postby SandRider » 25 Dec 2008 15:04

Good L-rd, son, it's Christmas Day !!

don't go openin' up cans of bullworms like that today !!


shit, and I was in a pretty decent mood, kids are out lost in the woods somewhere,
my boys went on a "beer run", their nagging wives are taking "naps", I had me a moment
of peace going there ....


thanks a lot, Fry. You just ruined Christmas...... :evil:
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