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Postby Kralizec » 04 Nov 2010 13:47

Hi, I joined the forum yesterday, surprised and pleased that no one had yet taken "Kralizec" as his username.

Since one of the things it seems we do here is heap scorn on certain books of ill repute, I'll say at the outset that I've read others' reviews and comments on them, but I've never read any of them myself. Thanks for the warnings! I don't know what's in those books and, thanks to the critics, I don't want to know! And because I learned touch typing in high school, I can keep my mind squeaky-clean. When the storyline of any of those books comes up for discussion, I plan just to close my eyes and type, "Nyah, nyah, nyah, I can't see what you've written, Powhindah filth!" I haven't worked out yet how I'll find the "Submit" button with my eyes closed, but it's just a matter of time.

There, I've said the ugly things that must be said, and now I can go back to being cute, cuddly,


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Postby Freakzilla » 04 Nov 2010 13:54

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Postby Tleszer » 04 Nov 2010 14:04

Welcome, Mr. Kralizec! :orcs-buttshake:
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Postby Kralizec » 04 Nov 2010 14:18

Thanks, Freakzilla!

Tleszer, you are the first to call me "Mr. Kralizec." Your reward is that I promote you and let you live.

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Postby merkin muffley » 04 Nov 2010 14:26

"I must admit, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor...."

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Postby Serkanner » 04 Nov 2010 15:13

Welcome Home!
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Postby Eyes High » 04 Nov 2010 15:52

Welcome to the cast out. Someone should come along shortly to claim your water for the tribe. Remember to keep hands and feet to yourself at all times (some of the members bite occasionaly)
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Postby DuneFishUK » 04 Nov 2010 19:05

Welcome :)

Don't worry about reading any plotlines from the new books that get posted here, they're all totally bonkers obvious joke/parodies that are impossible to take seriously.

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Postby Shaitan » 04 Nov 2010 19:08

Conveniently, Shaitan is the solution to Kralizec.

Check and Mate, sir.

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Postby SandChigger » 04 Nov 2010 19:49

Hello again, and welcome! :)

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Postby Nekhrun » 04 Nov 2010 21:30

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Postby trang » 05 Nov 2010 02:58

Well met and Welcome, grab a spice beer and join in the fun!
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Postby inhuien » 05 Nov 2010 06:38

hihihi Kralizec :)

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Postby SandRider » 05 Nov 2010 14:48

Welcome. Your Water is Ours.
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Postby HarryCanyon » 12 Nov 2010 09:56

Welcome to the family, can i offer you a spice beer or spice cakes?

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Postby grandmastercrafter » 25 Jan 2011 10:22

Greetings and Salutations! I've been lurking for some time, but thought I'd ease back into posting here with a (belated) greeting. See you around the forums! :)