back to the video clip for a minute,
what the fuck was that ?
no really, I mean what the fuck was that ?
if the entire movie is like the trailer, I think I'll pass ...
if it was some kind of visual metaphor for the Unity of Man, or Cultural Equality ... I think I'll pass ...
now, if the movie's about aborigines worshiping rocks and snakes and an ancient prophecy that
spells doom for the twisted little Nipponese people, and the only man who understands the secret
is Nicholas Cage, but his boss, John Cusack, just doesn't believe him until he himself is attacked by
Alien Jinn from a sublinear dimension while masturbating to anime lolicon, and joins Nick on the
crusade to warn the Japanese of their impending doom, but run into a whole lotta static from the
head Nip scientist, played by that guy in the Dharma Initiative Orientation film, and are then attacked
by Yakuza underlings on tricked-out superbikes, and there's lots of explosions and close-call escapes
and finally Nick and John are saved by the Yakuza boss' daughter (played by any Asian chick in the
world except Lucy Lui) and they find out the Alien Jinn were released by the atomic blasts in 1945
and made a deal with McArthur, and he was supposed to destroy the cult of aborigines who knew
about the time/space portal, but he passed the job off the the Vice President's office, and the VP
made a deal of his own, then .... nah, fuck that, I'll still pass ...
say Chig, on your next trip back, can you bring a couple-three of them snow monkeys ?
they's just cute as the dickens, and I got a nice hot tub on the back porch ... now, if it's
too warm in West Texas for them to hot tub, I can toss 'em in the big freezer for a while before hand ...
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008