orald wrote:shredded anus, huge dildos etc
Actually, that's more your style, isn't it? I prefer subtleties and clues.
No, those are your actual words, although the "shredded anus" was actually a comment that my anus had been "ripped to shreds". Not really that subtle.
No, you haven't made many comments like that recently, but that won't stop me talking about your anus being wider than the Chanel Tunnel.