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The Solester has returned!

Postby Sole Man » 10 Sep 2008 14:42

Yeah, you read that right. So get out your Spell checkers and prepare for crappy jokes, the Sole Man is back!

Oh. I guess there may be some of you here who don't know me, and...that's not really my problem. You'll find out in time, and if you don't, then...You didn't. Live with it.

Of course, Freak might ban me real fast for just being alive, but before he does, I want to say, Hey Sandchigger! Long time no-see!

What's that? Chig doesn't post here? I feel like a whoppe cushion a fat person just sat on.

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Postby A Thing of Eternity » 10 Sep 2008 14:49

Sloey! Now the party gets started. Welcome to the Cast Out.
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Re: The Solester has returned!

Postby Freakzilla » 10 Sep 2008 14:56

Welcome!

Sole Man wrote:Of course, Freak might ban me real fast for just being alive


I know you have an honest interest in learning about Frank Herbert's Dune so I wouldn't worry about that.

What's that? Chig doesn't post here? I feel like a whoppe cushion a fat person just sat on.


He does.
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Postby GamePlayer » 10 Sep 2008 15:12

I assume the fetid DN corpse has been thoroughly raped and the ashes can no longer provide any stimulation. About 6 months past expiration, but hey, "better" late than never (loosely, of course) :) :P
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Postby Mandy » 10 Sep 2008 15:47

Nice to finally meet you Sole Man :)

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Postby Tleszer » 10 Sep 2008 16:15

Welcome!
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Postby Tleilax Master B » 10 Sep 2008 16:27

SLOEY! SLOEY! SLOEY!

Can I safely assume we will soon receive some of your stunning fanfic? :P

But seriously, welcome! I knew you would finally give in and join us! :D
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Postby trang » 10 Sep 2008 16:31

Welcome and someone hide the Poll button!!

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Postby SandChigger » 10 Sep 2008 17:45

Ooh, fresh SHRIMP.

Someone fire up the barbey! :twisted:


Welcome aboard, SloeThang. Took you long enough! ;)


(Say hi for me to your aunt on Pluto! :lol: )
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Postby Sole Man » 10 Sep 2008 20:04

CHIG!!!!!! WHOO-HOO! Its great to see you man!

To Mandy- Pleased to Meet you, hope you get my name! Hoot-hoot!

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Postby Robspierre » 10 Sep 2008 20:08

Sloey! Bout fuckin time ye wee bastid! We've been missing ya! Need more fan fic now!

Rob

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Postby Omphalos » 10 Sep 2008 23:36

Who is this fucking retard again???

:P :P :P :wink: :wink: :wink:

Excellent to see you again Sloey, you stubborn ass.

Did you see where I said that you make "ass" the new black?

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Postby Crysknife » 10 Sep 2008 23:58

Hey, I never got one of those Crysknife vs something threads! I feel somehow cheated....

Oh well, welcome! :D
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Postby Illogical Banana » 11 Sep 2008 01:19

Welcome~
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Postby Secher_Nbiw » 11 Sep 2008 02:59

ug. that is all.
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Postby Serkanner » 11 Sep 2008 04:20

There goes the neighbourhood.

Welcome Sole Man.
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Postby inhuien » 11 Sep 2008 05:22

hihihi Sole Man :)
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Postby SandChigger » 11 Sep 2008 06:10

No, no, no, Serkanner!

Their gose the nayborhud.

:lol:
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

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Postby Freakzilla » 11 Sep 2008 06:36

When conversing with Sole man, just try to imagine what it was like when y'all were thirteen... but that you couldn't spell and didn't do drugs.

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Postby Serkanner » 11 Sep 2008 08:58

SandChigger wrote:No, no, no, Serkanner!

Their gose the nayborhud.

:lol:


Ouch :oops: ... may I defend myself by stating Solish isn't my native speech?
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."

“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”

Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."

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Postby Serkanner » 11 Sep 2008 09:10

Baraka Bryan wrote:
Serkanner wrote:There goes the neighbourhood.

Welcome Sole Man.



HEY! look up in the thread... you stole my line!


Sorry about that. Want it back?
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Postby chanilover » 11 Sep 2008 12:32

Sloey!

Good too se yuo fnialley jioned!
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Postby orald » 11 Sep 2008 12:42

I didn't do drugs(still don't) when I was 13 either.

I think there's a problem when kids try/use drugs, even minor and accepted ones such as tobacco and alcohol.
I think there's also a problem when people don't see it as a problem.
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

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Postby SandChigger » 11 Sep 2008 13:25

orald wrote:I didn't do drugs(still don't) when I was 13 either.

I think there's a problem when kids try/use drugs, even minor and accepted ones such as tobacco and alcohol.
I think there's also a problem when people don't see it as a problem.

I think your head is moving dangerously close to the event horizon of your ass. :wink:
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby Freakzilla » 11 Sep 2008 13:50

So Orald, what do you do to relax, shoot people?
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