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Postby Phaedrus » 24 May 2008 15:15

Mandy wrote:Wandering off topic isn't against the rules here.


Is pushing people off topic against the rules?
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Postby Mandy » 24 May 2008 15:18

Depends how high the topic is.

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Postby Omphalos » 24 May 2008 16:43

And who's being pushed. At least in certain circumstances.

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Postby orald » 24 May 2008 16:47

Now now, don't become a vengeful mob. If there's any pushing the executioner alone should do it.

I volunteer for the job.
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Postby SandChigger » 24 May 2008 17:53

Then get on with it. I'm behind you all the way this time.
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Postby Phaedrus » 24 May 2008 18:40

Mandy wrote:Depends how high the topic is.


How do you calculate the height of a topic? Do you measure the height of each person posting in the thread, then take an average? Or do you measure by THC/blood content?

Omphalos wrote:And who's being pushed. At least in certain circumstances.


I'm sure this is a special case.

SandChigger wrote:Then get on with it. I'm behind you all the way this time.


See, now I'm not sure I know what we're talking about.
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Postby orald » 24 May 2008 19:37

SandChigger wrote:Then get on with it. I'm behind you all the way this time.

That's what I'm afraid off. :o
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Postby SandChigger » 24 May 2008 20:25

orald wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Then get on with it. I'm behind you all the way this time.

That's what I'm afraid off. :o

Not to worry, boyo. I've a different ass on my mind at the moment:

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Postby Mr. Teg » 24 May 2008 20:32

SandChigger wrote:[ot to worry, boyo. I've a different ass on my mind at the moment:

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:lol:

(Btw, just finished Timeweb...oh, my gawd! :laughing: )
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Postby Omphalos » 24 May 2008 20:41

You actually read the thing? Please write a review and post it at T(A)U.

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Postby Bijaz » 24 May 2008 20:42

Hypatia wrote:Shame there doesn't seem to be exactly the right smiley here to express what I want to say right now.

Oh, well. I'm not the one who initially wandered off-topic.


That's okay. Just let it go. Now, close your eyes and breath in deeply. That's good. Find that happy place. We would like to speak with Hypatia again. Good, now...If you could create a smiley to express your feelings right now, what would that smiley be?

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Postby orald » 24 May 2008 20:42

Actually, I was implying you might push me over the top too.

Sex, sex, sex. Is that all you guys ever think about? :roll:
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Postby Mr. Teg » 24 May 2008 20:48

Omphalos wrote:You actually read the thing? Please write a review and post it at T(A)U.


I don't know Omph...I...I...not sure I can talk about it.
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Postby Nekhrun » 24 May 2008 20:56

Mr. Teg wrote:
Omphalos wrote:You actually read the thing? Please write a review and post it at T(A)U.


I don't know Omph...I...I...not sure I can talk about it.

I have got to hear this. I've tried to read Race for God at least 4 times now and can't even get past page 20.

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Postby Omphalos » 24 May 2008 20:58

Mr. Teg wrote:
Omphalos wrote:You actually read the thing? Please write a review and post it at T(A)U.


I don't know Omph...I...I...not sure I can talk about it.


You have to. Just drink a lot of booze, put on some nice music, and imagine that by talking about it, you are purging it from your mind. It just might work!

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Postby SandChigger » 24 May 2008 20:59

orald wrote:Actually, I was implying you might push me over the top too.

Sure you did, Cups, sure you did. ;)

Sex, sex, sex. Is that all you guys ever think about? :roll:

:shock: Huh? You mean that's not all you think about?!

Come on, everything humans do is connected to sex in one way or another.

Anyone who says different is deluding themselves. Or not getting any/enough and just pissed off about it. :P

(Oh, by the way, Freak: are your children going to be traumatized by the planet-sized buttocks on that cover? :D )
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Postby Omphalos » 24 May 2008 21:01

SandChigger wrote:
orald wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Then get on with it. I'm behind you all the way this time.

That's what I'm afraid off. :o

Not to worry, boyo. I've a different ass on my mind at the moment:

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I guess the asteroids would come out of this one instead of going in, huh?

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Postby Nekhrun » 24 May 2008 21:05

Did you get that pic from one of his myspacians? They've thought the sun rises and sets out of KJA's ass for a long time now.

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Postby SandChigger » 24 May 2008 21:12

I'd prefer not to discuss what all I went through to find that butt. Let's just say that maybe I should have contacted someone here and asked for links and saved my eyes...oh, my eyes. :shock:
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Postby Nekhrun » 24 May 2008 23:07

:shock:

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Postby SandChigger » 24 May 2008 23:18

Yeah...I know.

I kinda got a better...feel...er, for that scene where Erasmus was pervin' Albertus in the shower.

I'll never be clean again! :cry:
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Postby chanilover » 25 May 2008 03:07

Hypatia wrote:Shame there doesn't seem to be exactly the right smiley here to express what I want to say right now.



Then say it with words, or don't bother posting anything.

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Postby chanilover » 25 May 2008 03:10

SandChigger wrote:
orald wrote:Actually, I was implying you might push me over the top too.

Sure you did, Cups, sure you did. ;)

Sex, sex, sex. Is that all you guys ever think about? :roll:

:shock: Huh? You mean that's not all you think about?!

Come on, everything humans do is connected to sex in one way or another.

Anyone who says different is deluding themselves. Or not getting any/enough and just pissed off about it. :P

(Oh, by the way, Freak: are your children going to be traumatized by the planet-sized buttocks on that cover? :D )


Appetite for food and sex is human nature.

You've been knocking around for quite a few decades, what do you think of threesomes in a long-term relationship? I really don't know what to think of them.

Also, have you ever had neeps and tatties? I had it in Edinburgh last month and it's great.

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Postby SandChigger » 25 May 2008 03:36

chanilover wrote:You've been knocking around for quite a few decades, what do you think of threesomes in a long-term relationship? I really don't know what to think of them.

ONLY two more decades than yourself, mon petit, so don't be impertinent. :twisted:

Threesomes, eh? NAUGHTY...but LOADS of fun...as long as everyone is as into it as they say they are, otherwise things can get sticky...er, difficult afterwards. (Your idea? ;) )

Also, have you ever had neeps and tatties? I had it in Edinburgh last month and it's great.

I think my mother used to make something like that occasionally, just for herself since neither I nor my sister were fond of "neeps" back then. (I love them now. Funny how your tastes change.) Did you have it with haggis? I've always wondered what that's like.... :)
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Postby orald » 25 May 2008 06:08

chanilover wrote:You've been knocking around for quite a few decades, what do you think of threesomes in a long-term relationship? I really don't know what to think of them.

Errm, was that a proposal to SC? :shock:

Actually, I've watched a documentry of a threesome in a real, full, romantic relationship(i.e they're living together etc, not just for the sex) of two guys and a woman in NY(?).
The two guys were a couple for some years, I believe, when they thought to join a woman. Basically, all was happy for a few years but in the end one of the guys left(big quarrels) and the other one is with the woman now. I think they have a baby.

I don't think they work all that great except in very exceptional cases- humans aren't built to love more than one object at a time, they have their favorites, so in the end someone is getting excluded.
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