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Postby Tyrant » 09 Apr 2008 00:26

chanilover wrote:Yeah, it's a really boring video clip, isn't it? Oh well.

Tyrant has to shave his palms.


nah..more friction if i dont
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Postby chanilover » 09 Apr 2008 01:59

Tyrant wrote:
chanilover wrote:Yeah, it's a really boring video clip, isn't it? Oh well.

Tyrant has to shave his palms.


nah..more friction if i dont


:lol:

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Postby SandChigger » 09 Apr 2008 04:21

Eew. Ouch.
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Postby orald » 09 Apr 2008 06:43

Tyrant wrote:nah..more friction if i dont

Now combine the smell of wet fur and...

:shock:
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Postby Fantômas » 09 Apr 2008 07:16

chanilover wrote:
orald wrote:Frankly, alot of gays seem to like a young, smooth(not hairy) man(or "twinks" for short if I got the defenition right), or just not too "manly" a man...So basically they like women with dicks. :)

And then there're the ones that like hairy, burly guys named Bubba, but I shan't talk about them. :?


Nothing wrong with twinks. My whole love life has depended on guys being into Eurasian twinks. :lol:

I bet you have to trim the hair in your nose and ears, Orald.


I want to ask a question but, I do not know.....better not!

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Postby orald » 09 Apr 2008 07:19

fantomas wrote:I want to ask a question but, I do not know.....better not!

Sure CL will take you, buddy. :wink:
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Postby Fantômas » 09 Apr 2008 10:19

orald wrote:
fantomas wrote:I want to ask a question but, I do not know.....better not!

Sure CL will take you, buddy. :wink:


Orald, I love you too!

The question I have in mind is....no,no,no, I better not!

Well, It's about hair & shaving.... :oops:

Do they...? Do they? :roll:

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Postby orald » 09 Apr 2008 11:32

Do what? Do gays shave their pubic hairs? :? I suppose "they" can only mean gays as that was our line of talk.

I suppose gays shave just like hetrosexuals do: A few do, most don't.
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Postby Fantômas » 09 Apr 2008 12:35

orald wrote:Do what? Do gays shave their pubic hairs? :? I suppose "they" can only mean gays as that was our line of talk.

I suppose gays shave just like hetrosexuals do: A few do, most don't.


No, no, no.....there are places.... :shock: Ok, you want me to spell it out for you?
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Postby orald » 09 Apr 2008 12:40

I said "pubic hairs". AFAIK it refers to only one place. :|
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Postby Fantômas » 09 Apr 2008 12:44

orald wrote:I said "pubic hairs". AFAIK it refers to only one place. :|


there are two. I do not know about you man, but, like, Men have it, women don't...and I am not talking about the face. :roll:

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Postby Mandy » 09 Apr 2008 13:46

Penis?


lol

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Postby chanilover » 09 Apr 2008 13:57

fantomas wrote:there are two. I do not know about you man, but, like, Men have it, women don't...


The ability to park a car properly?

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Postby Fantômas » 09 Apr 2008 14:05

Mandy wrote:Penis?


lol


No Girl!

Do you really want to know?

Ok, "they (hairs) might not be called Pubic.

I do not know what else to call "them".
I do not have my medical books with me and they are packed anyway.

This is too much for my frail heart. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby chanilover » 09 Apr 2008 14:16

fantomas wrote:
Mandy wrote:Penis?


lol


No Girl!

Do you really want to know?

Ok, "they (hairs) might not be called Pubic.

I do not know what else to call "them".
I do not have my medical books with me and they are packed anyway.

This is too much for my frail heart. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Are you wondering if gays shave their arsecracks?

Fantômas

Postby Fantômas » 09 Apr 2008 14:20

chanilover wrote:
fantomas wrote:
Mandy wrote:Penis?


lol


No Girl!

Do you really want to know?

Ok, "they (hairs) might not be called Pubic.

I do not know what else to call "them".
I do not have my medical books with me and they are packed anyway.

This is too much for my frail heart. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Are you wondering if gays shave their arsecracks?


:oops: :oops: :oops: Ye... :oops: :oops:

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Postby GamePlayer » 09 Apr 2008 14:25

This thread is full of win :)

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Postby orald » 09 Apr 2008 16:10

As far as I can tell, the whole region's hairs get the name "pubic".

Mmm...arse cracks...hairy, sweaty arse cracks.
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Postby Mandy » 09 Apr 2008 18:41

Last time I checked girls have arse cracks too. :P If it's not the penis the only things left are the balls.

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Postby SandChigger » 09 Apr 2008 18:43

Hmmm...

Arse cracks!
Sweaty arse cracks!
The kind that give Fanty
Heart attacks!
Arse cracks!
Armor arse cracks!
The kind kids love to eat!


:shock:

Er...sorry, kinda morphed into that hotdog weiner jingle at the end, didn't it? :oops:

I'd like to propose that we bestow an honorary...position on Fantomas.

And then shave him. :twisted:
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I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby Mandy » 09 Apr 2008 18:48

Well I just noticed he said "there are two" so he has to be talking about balls. I know that some guys do shave them.

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Postby Fantômas » 09 Apr 2008 18:56

orald wrote:As far as I can tell, the whole region's hairs get the name "pubic".

Mmm...arse cracks...hairy, sweaty arse cracks.


add smelly, and I think we are getting new smileys, so.....

a smelly, hairy, sweaty arse crack smiley.. :(

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Postby orald » 09 Apr 2008 18:57

Yes, Mandy, they're called porn stars. :P

No offense by the generalization, CL, I know your shaving of them has nothing to do with being a porn star.
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I wish I could have been with you that one last time.

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Postby Fantômas » 09 Apr 2008 19:04

SandChigger wrote:Hmmm...

Arse cracks!
Sweaty arse cracks!
The kind that give Fanty
Heart attacks!
Arse cracks!
Armor arse cracks!
The kind kids love to eat!


:shock:

Er...sorry, kinda morphed into that hotdog weiner jingle at the end, didn't it? :oops:

I'd like to propose that we bestow an honorary...position on Fantomas.

And then shave him. :twisted:
:roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Fantômas » 09 Apr 2008 19:09

Mandy wrote:Last time I checked girls have arse cracks too. :P If it's not the penis the only things left are the balls.


Pls. someone explain to Mandy.......men have it, women do not :roll:

I can't take it no more... :shock: fibrilating heart, Pls. :shock: me


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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