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    Dune Nightmare Cast

    Postby Naib » 02 Feb 2017 15:30

    Since we are looking down the barrel at a new Dune film I'm sure there will be a lot of discussion of the cast, but rather than discussing our dream cast, how about the cast that will keep you up at night in abject terror of what horrid spectacle it will produce. Here is my first draft of Dune's Nightmare cast:

    Leto Atreides - John Cryer
    Lady Jessica - Lindsay Lohan
    Gaius Helen Mohiam - Brendan O'Carroll
    Paul Atreides - Jaden Smith
    Duncan Idaho - Graham Norton
    Gurney Halleck - Billy Zane
    Thufir Hawat - Mel Gibson
    Dr Wellington Yueh - Michael Fassbender
    Baron Harkonnen - Kevin James
    Feyd Rautha - Asa Butterfield
    Piter de Vries - Alec Baldwin
    Beast Rabban - Will Sasso
    Shaddam IV - Jack Black
    Princess Irulan -Sally Struthers
    Stilgar - John Travolta
    Chani - Megan Fox
    Liet-Kynes - Val Kilmer
    Count Fenrig - Simon Pegg
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    Re: Dune Nightmare Cast

    Postby Omphalos » 06 Feb 2017 11:24

    You have an abundance of free time, I am guessing.
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    Re: Dune Nightmare Cast

    Postby inhuien » 07 Feb 2017 10:36

    Some of those names I don't know, but Kilmer and Travolta honestly had my laffin:)
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    Re: Dune Nightmare Cast

    Postby Omphalos » 08 Feb 2017 12:56

    I have a theory that 1/2 of Val Kilmer's movies are great, and the other half suck. Thus he is an average actor.
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    Re: Dune Nightmare Cast

    Postby xcalibur » 18 Feb 2017 19:47

    I chuckled at some of these.
    Fremen : Museum Fremen :: Frank : Brian & Kevin
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    Re: Dune Nightmare Cast

    Postby georgiedenbro » 12 Apr 2017 14:51

    Have to be honest, I wouldn't be at all upset to have Fassbender as Yueh.
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    Re: Dune Nightmare Cast

    Postby Omphalos » 13 Apr 2017 10:40

    georgiedenbro wrote:Have to be honest, I wouldn't be at all upset to have Fassbender as Yueh.


    Agree.

    how about Danny Trejo as Gurney?

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