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Dune Nightmare Cast

Postby Naib » 02 Feb 2017 15:30

Since we are looking down the barrel at a new Dune film I'm sure there will be a lot of discussion of the cast, but rather than discussing our dream cast, how about the cast that will keep you up at night in abject terror of what horrid spectacle it will produce. Here is my first draft of Dune's Nightmare cast:

Leto Atreides - John Cryer
Lady Jessica - Lindsay Lohan
Gaius Helen Mohiam - Brendan O'Carroll
Paul Atreides - Jaden Smith
Duncan Idaho - Graham Norton
Gurney Halleck - Billy Zane
Thufir Hawat - Mel Gibson
Dr Wellington Yueh - Michael Fassbender
Baron Harkonnen - Kevin James
Feyd Rautha - Asa Butterfield
Piter de Vries - Alec Baldwin
Beast Rabban - Will Sasso
Shaddam IV - Jack Black
Princess Irulan -Sally Struthers
Stilgar - John Travolta
Chani - Megan Fox
Liet-Kynes - Val Kilmer
Count Fenrig - Simon Pegg

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Re: Dune Nightmare Cast

Postby Omphalos » 06 Feb 2017 11:24

You have an abundance of free time, I am guessing.

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Re: Dune Nightmare Cast

Postby inhuien » 07 Feb 2017 10:36

Some of those names I don't know, but Kilmer and Travolta honestly had my laffin:)
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Re: Dune Nightmare Cast

Postby Omphalos » 08 Feb 2017 12:56

I have a theory that 1/2 of Val Kilmer's movies are great, and the other half suck. Thus he is an average actor.

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Re: Dune Nightmare Cast

Postby xcalibur » 18 Feb 2017 19:47

I chuckled at some of these.
Fremen : Museum Fremen :: Frank : Brian & Kevin

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Re: Dune Nightmare Cast

Postby georgiedenbro » 12 Apr 2017 14:51

Have to be honest, I wouldn't be at all upset to have Fassbender as Yueh.
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Re: Dune Nightmare Cast

Postby Omphalos » 13 Apr 2017 10:40

georgiedenbro wrote:Have to be honest, I wouldn't be at all upset to have Fassbender as Yueh.


Agree.

how about Danny Trejo as Gurney?

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