What are the chances of the new movie not being a disaster?

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Re: What are the chances of the new movie not being a disaster?

Postby Eru » 08 May 2010 21:34

http://www.reelzchannel.com/movie-news/3279/robert-pattinson-to-star-in-new-dune-movie

Epic, nauseating disaster. I died a little inside.

The only thing that could save it could be John Goodman as the Baron.
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Re: What are the chances of the new movie not being a disaster?

Postby A Thing of Eternity » 08 May 2010 21:35

Eru wrote:http://www.reelzchannel.com/movie-news/3279/robert-pattinson-to-star-in-new-dune-movie

Epic, nauseating disaster. I died a little inside.

The only thing that could save it could be John Goodman as the Baron.


Or Berg quitting the project. :wink:
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Re: What are the chances of the new movie not being a disaster?

Postby Superdog » 08 May 2010 23:09

Eru wrote:http://www.reelzchannel.com/movie-news/3279/robert-pattinson-to-star-in-new-dune-movie

Epic, nauseating disaster. I died a little inside.

The only thing that could save it could be John Goodman as the Baron.


think HE would PLAY an EXCELLENT MUADEEB, dont you!! CANT WAIT TO SEE...SO IMPATIENT, for HIM TO BREAK OUT OF TWILIGHT, dont get me WRONG!! I LOVE HIM AS EDWARD, just want to see him DO OTHER THINGS!!


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Re: What are the chances of the new movie not being a disaster?

Postby Freakzilla » 08 May 2010 23:17

Dur, help us. :(
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Re: What are the chances of the new movie not being a disaster?

Postby SandChigger » 08 May 2010 23:28

I ... just want to see him DO OTHER THINGS!!

Like TAKE A BATH?! :lol:


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Re: What are the chances of the new movie not being a disaster?

Postby lotek » 09 May 2010 06:54

Freakzilla wrote:Dur, help us. :(

amen to that!
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Re: What are the chances of the new movie not being a disaster?

Postby DuneFishUK » 09 May 2010 09:17

lol - this Pattinson rumour won't die :P Which is bizarre because the original article that started it all was written by an idiot. ("From vampire to space alien" iirc :? )

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Re: What are the chances of the new movie not being a disaster?

Postby SandChigger » 09 May 2010 09:22

It helps (ERU!!!) to check the dates on things. ;) :lol:

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Re: What are the chances of the new movie not being a disaster?

Postby Eru » 09 May 2010 15:02

I just saw that yesterday so it is still relevant to me and that's what's important. Also, James Spader would make a great Count Fenring.
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