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Re: Different Approaches to DUNE Movie

Postby JustSomeGuy » 14 Sep 2011 18:15

We can only hope.
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Re: Different Approaches to DUNE Movie

Postby A Thing of Eternity » 14 Sep 2011 18:20

It seems that realistically we don't have to worry about anything, the HLP is so good at shooting themselves in the foot that nothing Dune related is likely to get off the ground any time soon.
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Re: Different Approaches to DUNE Movie

Postby SandChigger » 15 Sep 2011 10:51

Porker Daweed (JizzyDumb) was on Facebook the other day calling for The Prodigal and Hack-for-Hire to make cameo appearances in the movie. :shock:

(I do hope KJA makes sure he gets a bigger share of the pizzas than Baconway. He seems to be working up such a little oily piggy sweat flogging it overtime for them these days!)
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Re: Different Approaches to DUNE Movie

Postby JustSomeGuy » 15 Sep 2011 12:29

You see, I can't really picture them as Fremen- at least not the bad-ass type. Maybe Keith could be one of the post Muad'Dib Fremen- sleazy, underhanded, a little soft around the edges. I just can't see The Zombie as any type of Fremen. It's not so much his age, even (where there old Fremen?), it's that dopey look on his face. I think he would have been smothered at birth.
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Re: Different Approaches to DUNE Movie

Postby merkin muffley » 15 Sep 2011 15:26

SandChigger wrote:Porker Daweed (JizzyDumb) was on Facebook the other day calling for The Prodigal and Hack-for-Hire to make cameo appearances in the movie. :shock:


What an unbelievable ass-kiss. WHY would you kiss KJA's ass. It really bothers me.
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Re: Different Approaches to DUNE Movie

Postby Setzer » 15 Sep 2011 21:08

merkin muffley wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Porker Daweed (JizzyDumb) was on Facebook the other day calling for The Prodigal and Hack-for-Hire to make cameo appearances in the movie. :shock:


What an unbelievable ass-kiss. WHY would you kiss KJA's ass. It really bothers me.


Oh don't be too harsh. They could be Harkonnen officers that Muad'Dib will flay and make into battle drums.

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Re: Different Approaches to DUNE Movie

Postby A Thing of Eternity » 15 Sep 2011 21:15

Setzer wrote:
merkin muffley wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Porker Daweed (JizzyDumb) was on Facebook the other day calling for The Prodigal and Hack-for-Hire to make cameo appearances in the movie. :shock:


What an unbelievable ass-kiss. WHY would you kiss KJA's ass. It really bothers me.


Oh don't be too harsh. They could be Harkonnen officers that Muad'Dib will flay and make into battle drums.


KJA's wife could play the Baron?
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Re: Different Approaches to DUNE Movie

Postby Nekhrun » 15 Sep 2011 21:47

A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Setzer wrote:
merkin muffley wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Porker Daweed (JizzyDumb) was on Facebook the other day calling for The Prodigal and Hack-for-Hire to make cameo appearances in the movie. :shock:


What an unbelievable ass-kiss. WHY would you kiss KJA's ass. It really bothers me.


Oh don't be too harsh. They could be Harkonnen officers that Muad'Dib will flay and make into battle drums.


KJA's wife could play the Baron?

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Re: Different Approaches to DUNE Movie

Postby merkin muffley » 15 Sep 2011 21:50

:lol:
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Re: Different Approaches to DUNE Movie

Postby SandChigger » 16 Sep 2011 15:31

merkin muffley wrote:What an unbelievable ass-kiss. WHY would you kiss KJA's ass. It really bothers me.

It's not the ass-kissing that disturbs me.

It's the tongue action. And the way his face follows form when he's really getting down on it and flows past the sphincter and up the colon. Sucking the rest of him along with it. Eventually he will emerge, bloodied and stinking, covered with mucus and yet more new books, from Kevin's mouth.

Maybe that's it: he wants to become Kevin! :shock:

Fanboy love can be so devouring! :laughing-rolling:
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Re: Different Approaches to DUNE Movie

Postby Tleszer » 16 Sep 2011 18:05

I may like the written word, but not the words you type. :puke:





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Re: Different Approaches to DUNE Movie

Postby merkin muffley » 16 Sep 2011 21:17

SandChigger wrote:Maybe that's it: he wants to become Kevin! :shock:


Actually, I think that's definitely it. He has some delusion that this will somehow help him in his quest to become a hack writer. It is the most pathetic form of starfucking I've ever heard of.
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Re: Different Approaches to DUNE Movie

Postby SandChigger » 17 Sep 2011 13:01

Starfuckers... isn't that the book series KJA stole from Jabecca? The one "they" are writing & flogging off under the aegis of that bint who's still capitalizing off her first husband biting it in that shuttle accident? Or was that Moonsized Fuckers? :think:
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Re: Different Approaches to DUNE Movie

Postby SandChigger » 20 Sep 2011 12:57

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Re: Different Approaches to DUNE Movie

Postby muddism » 24 Sep 2011 14:51

"I am not interested at all in a Dune movie like I am also not interested in sandworm sandwiches."

And so it came to pass that Maud'dib fed 5,000 hungry Fremen with 5 loaves of spice bread and 2 sandworms.




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Re: Different Approaches to DUNE Movie

Postby SandChigger » 25 Sep 2011 12:21

There's no miracle in that. Unless it's making the sandworms edible.

They would be poisonous normally, you realize.

Or am I overintellectualizing it? :think:

Gee, isn't it a shame we can't all approach Dune like the idiots KJA writes for! Or this movie will target.
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Re: Different Approaches to DUNE Movie

Postby lotek » 25 Sep 2011 13:15

merkin muffley wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Porker Daweed (JizzyDumb) was on Facebook the other day calling for The Prodigal and Hack-for-Hire to make cameo appearances in the movie. :shock:


What an unbelievable ass-kiss. WHY would you kiss KJA's ass. It really bothers me.


to get rid of the taste of Brian's in this case.
Whether that's a good idea or not is quite debatable though...

It's only natural you'd feel bothered
Spice is the worm's gonads.


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