Postby SandRider » 18 Feb 2009 14:36
Back in my day, the rich men rode around in zeppelins throwing gold coins down on the crowd. Well, it wasn't too long til the pentecostal snake handlers had enough of that, and passed all those laws about beer haffing to be in brown bottles. I was dating this flapper girl over in Hooverville, which is what they called Morristown in those days. Her daddy didn't like me at all, on account of my war record. In all fairness, tho, I don't think I can be held responsible for the atrocities of the Japanese. Back then, young men rode hedgehogs sidesaddle when they went to courtin', with a sprig of parsley behind their ear to show their pure intentions. Well, that dang hedgehog didn't want to get on the train, on account of a bad experiance he'd had with a coal mine explosion. About that time was when the Congress declared that to stem the economic downturn, time would run backwards for a year, and let me tell you, that played hell with winning lottery numbers for quite a while.
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