Happy New Year

Eyes High · Postby **Eyes High** » 01 Jan 2009 01:24

Just wanted to take the time to wish everyone a safe and Happy 2009.

SandChigger · Postby **SandChigger** » 01 Jan 2009 01:31

Happy New Year again, everyone!

It's the Year of the Ox, my year! Moo-hoo-hoo-hoo! :twisted:

(Just finished watching Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper in Times Square on CNNj. Snicker. She was yelling at a heckling straggler towards the end as they went into a commercial and they didn't cut her mike off soon enough. Ouch. :lol:

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SandRider · Postby **SandRider** » 01 Jan 2009 01:59

I love Kathy Griffin.

Postby **Omphalos** » 01 Jan 2009 02:22

I have those two on right now. Anderson Cooper is trying to act straight, and Kathy Griffith is trying to dominate every aspect of the show. Its only marginally better than that kid from American Idol (though he does have Kellie Pickler with him, and she has some great tits).

Robspierre · Postby **Robspierre** » 01 Jan 2009 03:12

Another one bites the dust, bring on the wenches!

Rob

Mr. Teg · Postby **Mr. Teg** » 01 Jan 2009 05:23

SandChigger wrote:Happy New Year again, everyone!

It's the Year of the Ox, my year! Moo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Happy Year of the Hamburger!

SandChigger · Postby **SandChigger** » 01 Jan 2009 08:31

Not quite what I had in mind for the year, thank you. :twisted:

(OMG, Omph...are you saying Cooper isn't straight?! ... snort! :lol:

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Seraphan · Postby **Seraphan** » 01 Jan 2009 09:14

Happy 2009 everyone!

DuneFishUK · Postby **DuneFishUK** » 01 Jan 2009 09:59

Hope everyone has a great zoog

Postby **Omphalos** » 01 Jan 2009 12:06

SandChigger wrote:(OMG, Omph...are you saying Cooper isn't straight?! ... snort! )

Oh, of course not. He is a real man's man though, isn't he? :wink:

Postby **Freakzilla** » 01 Jan 2009 12:33

Omphalos wrote:I have those two on right now. Anderson Cooper is trying to act straight, and Kathy Griffith is trying to dominate every aspect of the show. Its only marginally better than that kid from American Idol (though he does have Kellie Pickler with him, and she has some great tits).

A toast! To chicks with big tits!

GamePlayer · Postby **GamePlayer** » 01 Jan 2009 16:00

Happy New Year to y'all

Nekhrun · Postby **Nekhrun** » 01 Jan 2009 16:27

SandChigger wrote:(Just finished watching Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper in Times Square on CNNj. Snicker. She was yelling at a heckling straggler towards the end as they went into a commercial and they didn't cut her mike off soon enough. Ouch. )

I overheard a bit when they broke for commercial when she said to Anderson, "I don't go to your job and take the dicks out of your mouth."

inhuien · Postby **inhuien** » 01 Jan 2009 16:29

HAPPY NEW YEAR ya Bams!!:)

Laphtiya · Postby **Laphtiya** » 01 Jan 2009 18:18

Happy new year everyone!

SandChigger · Postby **SandChigger** » 01 Jan 2009 20:02

Nekhrun wrote:
SandChigger wrote:(Just finished watching Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper in Times Square on CNNj. Snicker. She was yelling at a heckling straggler towards the end as they went into a commercial and they didn't cut her mike off soon enough. Ouch. )

I overheard a bit when they broke for commercial when she said to Anderson, "I don't go to your job and take the dicks out of your mouth."

Now come on, let's at least keep the story straight.

They were getting some hecklers and she laid into one as they were cutting to commercial. You couldn't hear what the hecklers said, but her tirade—none of which was directed at Cooper—went something like, "Go get a job, you bum. I'm up here working. I don't come to your job and take the dicks out of your mouth."

Love 'er or hate 'er, you gotta admit she's quick with the comebacks. :lol:

Nekhrun · Postby **Nekhrun** » 01 Jan 2009 22:53

SandChigger wrote:
Nekhrun wrote:
SandChigger wrote:(Just finished watching Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper in Times Square on CNNj. Snicker. She was yelling at a heckling straggler towards the end as they went into a commercial and they didn't cut her mike off soon enough. Ouch. )

I overheard a bit when they broke for commercial when she said to Anderson, "I don't go to your job and take the dicks out of your mouth."

Now come on, let's at least keep the story straight.

They were getting some hecklers and she laid into one as they were cutting to commercial. You couldn't hear what the hecklers said, but her tirade—none of which was directed at Cooper—went something like, "Go get a job, you bum. I'm up here working. I don't come to your job and take the dicks out of your mouth."

Love 'er or hate 'er, you gotta admit she's quick with the comebacks.

Ahh, I just caught the tail end of that. I thought she was messing with Anderson for being gay.

trang · Postby **trang** » 01 Jan 2009 23:40

FIRST YEAR WITHOUT DUBYA!!!! WHHHHOOOOOZAAAA!!!!

HAPPY MERRY NEW YEAR ALL!!!! (except to Butthead and Kockknocker... the difilers of Dune, hope all their book revenue checks bounce!!!)

And good call Freak!!!

Trang

SandRider · Postby **SandRider** » 02 Jan 2009 04:09

SandChigger wrote:
Nekhrun wrote:
SandChigger wrote:(Just finished watching Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper in Times Square on CNNj. Snicker. She was yelling at a heckling straggler towards the end as they went into a commercial and they didn't cut her mike off soon enough. Ouch. )

I overheard a bit when they broke for commercial when she said to Anderson, "I don't go to your job and take the dicks out of your mouth."

Now come on, let's at least keep the story straight.

They were getting some hecklers and she laid into one as they were cutting to commercial. You couldn't hear what the hecklers said, but her tirade—none of which was directed at Cooper—went something like, "Go get a job, you bum. I'm up here working. I don't come to your job and take the dicks out of your mouth."

Love 'er or hate 'er, you gotta admit she's quick with the comebacks.

That's a Martin Lawrence line - from his stand-up several years ago.
guy in audience said something, trying to be funny. Martin said making the jokes was his job, don't come up in here taking his job - "I don't come down to your job and slap the dicks out your mouth." Then proceeded to talk about his momma.

SandChigger · Postby **SandChigger** » 02 Jan 2009 05:24

OK, so she's quick with the quote.

(I've seen some clips of his stand-up stuff. He's a riot when he gets going, too. :lol:

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SandRider · Postby **SandRider** » 02 Jan 2009 12:27

I listen to alot of the XM comedy channels, esp. now that the
election is over. I think I'm about as interested in a comic's
timing and delivery as I am the content of their act.

Mitch Hedberg is a good example. About half of what he said
really wasn't funny, but once you've come to dig on his delivery,
he's great all the time.

Seraphan · Postby **Seraphan** » 02 Jan 2009 16:38

SandRider wrote:I listen to alot of the XM comedy channels, esp. now that the
election is over. I think I'm about as interested in a comic's
timing and delivery as I am the content of their act.

Mitch Hedberg is a good example. About half of what he said
really wasn't funny, but once you've come to dig on his delivery,
he's great all the time.

Lewis Black and George Lopez are two of my favourites.

SandChigger · Postby **SandChigger** » 02 Jan 2009 23:23

The bit with Kathy Griffin is on YouTube now:

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=jsR8DVGS9bM (No idea why it's in Oz)

At the end:

Heckler: (indistinct, but it sounds like he might have yelled, "Fuck off!")
Griffen: SHUT UP! ... You know what, SCREW YOU, I'm working.
Cooper: We'll be right back... (laughs)
Griffin: Why don't you get a job, buddy? You know what, I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth.

:shock:

SandRider · Postby **SandRider** » 02 Jan 2009 23:36

you oughta love her for that "Suck it, Jesus, this is my god now"
when she won the emmy ....

Lewis Black is a National Treasure.

Sole Man · Postby **Sole Man** » 03 Jan 2009 10:13

I imagined her much prettier...

Noow I want to go fuck my sadistic girlfriend. God dammit...

J A C U R U T U

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