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    Postby Robspierre » 16 Feb 2009 00:45

    I would of gone with a BMW myself.....

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    Postby Omphalos » 16 Feb 2009 00:50

    Its a used wagon I'm getting her. Seriously, I went all over last week and they were practically throwing new and used cars at me for nothing. I have to get one now because her Volvo wagon got smooshed by a Tahoe two weeks ago. I'll be fucked if I'm going to let her drive the kids around in a Yaris. This wagon I'm getting is a god-damned battle tank. The only things its missing are treads and a cannon.

    For me its the good 'ole American F-150, and that's all it will probably ever be. But for the kids and the wife, I prefer to wrap them in multiple layers of German steel.

    Although....I did test drive a BMW 740. Damn that was nice. Maybe one day.

    Robspierre wrote:I would of gone with a BMW myself.....

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    Found an awesome 2003 525i that she loved. But she wants a wagon. The boy is all psyched because it has that backwards facing third row of seats. He's already planning the puppet shows he will give to cars behind us.

    SandRider wrote:hold on, hold on, hold on.... you're buying an expensive foreign luxury car
    in the middle of an economic depression ? What in the world are you thinki ....

    oh wait. I forgot. You're a lawyer.

    Carry on.


    I'm really not rich. Working for an insurance company is a comfortable living, and in this particular recession (so far; knock-knock) it has not been too tumultuous. But I am mighty persuasive, and can do pretty good on the negotiation. :wink:
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    Postby Robspierre » 16 Feb 2009 00:57

    HAve you seen the pics of the Tahoe that lost a fight with a Mini Cooper? Fun stuff. :D

    Hopefully your son doesn't go too overboard with the puppet shows :wink:

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    Postby Omphalos » 16 Feb 2009 01:00

    Robspierre wrote:HAve you seen the pics of the Tahoe that lost a fight with a Mini Cooper? Fun stuff. :D


    I deal with the worst of the worst accidents in my job. Dead babies. People cut in half. Burned bodies. Not fun.

    Oh. Wait. The Tahoe lost? Maybe I haven't seen that! One more to go, then I've seen it all!
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    Postby chanilover » 16 Feb 2009 09:34

    Eyes High wrote:
    Ampoliros wrote:Yeah, so when does "Steak and a Blow-job Day" become a national holiday.


    That's what most guys want on Valentines' Day.

    as well as Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays. ......


    That's why gayers love 69s and Gaucho Grill.
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    on all of the innocent people above me

    Postby Sole Man » 16 Feb 2009 09:58

    I deal with the worst of the worst accidents in my job. Dead babies. People cut in half. Burned bodies. Not fun


    There ya' go Chig.

    I would of gone with a BMW myself.....


    What if I cut off Keira Knightly's tits and sent them to you?

    Would that be a good gift (For any occasion?)
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    Postby Schu » 16 Feb 2009 10:47

    Sloey, what have we told you about being a retard? Were you even listening?

    I think it's fine when you're crude. Just try to be actually funny at the same time, otherwise no-one cares.
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    Postby Robspierre » 16 Feb 2009 12:48

    Omphalos wrote:
    Robspierre wrote:HAve you seen the pics of the Tahoe that lost a fight with a Mini Cooper? Fun stuff. :D


    I deal with the worst of the worst accidents in my job. Dead babies. People cut in half. Burned bodies. Not fun.

    Oh. Wait. The Tahoe lost? Maybe I haven't seen that! One more to go, then I've seen it all!


    Here you go:


    http://jalopnik.com/5096933/chevy-tahoe-messes-with-texas-mini-cooper-pays-price

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    Re: on all of the innocent people above me

    Postby SandChigger » 16 Feb 2009 12:49

    Sole Man wrote:
    I deal with the worst of the worst accidents in my job. Dead babies. People cut in half. Burned bodies. Not fun


    There ya' go Chig.

    Sorry, don't get this one.

    (Does anyone here still speak Stupid Teenese?)
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    Postby Robspierre » 16 Feb 2009 12:50

    Baraka Bryan wrote:actually that comment of sloe's was a little funny, if you know the basis of it.. namely that Rob is obsessed with Kiera :P

    send her that pic of your office there Rob :lol:


    I'm not obsessed! At least I don't try to find out which flat she lives in, unlike a mate of mine in London.....

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    Postby Omphalos » 16 Feb 2009 14:32

    Robspierre wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:
    Robspierre wrote:HAve you seen the pics of the Tahoe that lost a fight with a Mini Cooper? Fun stuff. :D


    I deal with the worst of the worst accidents in my job. Dead babies. People cut in half. Burned bodies. Not fun.

    Oh. Wait. The Tahoe lost? Maybe I haven't seen that! One more to go, then I've seen it all!


    Here you go:


    http://jalopnik.com/5096933/chevy-tahoe-messes-with-texas-mini-cooper-pays-price

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    Thank you. I have officially collected them all.
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    Postby Nekhrun » 16 Feb 2009 14:41

    I was looking at cards at a coffee shop with my wife on Sat. and she asked if I was buying one for my mom for her anniversary and she handed me one she liked.

    "Okay, you like that one?" I asked.

    "Yes."

    I bought the coffee and that card. When I sat down I proceed to write in the card and seal it up.

    "You're not going to let me sign it?" my wife asked.

    "I took care of it," and I handed her the card, "Happy Valentine's Day."

    The card read:

    Each day I'm alive I grow more and more thankful that we live in a world where someone like you can find a person as wonderful and amazing as me. Thank you for allowing me to see how happy and lucky you are.
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    On Rob's obbession

    Postby Sole Man » 16 Feb 2009 18:26

    Robspierre wrote:
    Baraka Bryan wrote:actually that comment of sloe's was a little funny, if you know the basis of it.. namely that Rob is obsessed with Kiera :P

    send her that pic of your office there Rob :lol:


    I'm not obsessed! At least I don't try to find out which flat she lives in, unlike a mate of mine in London.....

    Rob


    Yeah, but if we told you, you'd tattoe it to your skin.

    GP's Chigga: You asked how I kept the two halves(?) alive. There's your answer.

    In case you're too stupid to realize what I'm talking about, I had Omphalos arrange to have half of the brain implanted into the lower half, and ship them over to me. AND SHE LOVED IT! (Got steak and blowjobs all the next day)
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    Postby Eyes High » 16 Feb 2009 19:45

    Omphalos wrote:...
    For me its the good 'ole American F-150, ...
    ...


    AHhh, a man after my own heart.

    Nekrun wrote:I was looking at cards at a coffee shop with my wife on Sat. and she asked if I was buying one for my mom for her anniversary and she handed me one she liked.

    "Okay, you like that one?" I asked.

    "Yes."

    I bought the coffee and that card. When I sat down I proceed to write in the card and seal it up.

    "You're not going to let me sign it?" my wife asked.

    "I took care of it," and I handed her the card, "Happy Valentine's Day."

    The card read:

    Quote:
    Each day I'm alive I grow more and more thankful that we live in a world where someone like you can find a person as wonderful and amazing as me. Thank you for allowing me to see how happy and lucky you are.

    I like that. that was smart and kinda sweet. :D
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    Re: On Rob's obbession

    Postby SandChigger » 16 Feb 2009 19:49

    Sole Man wrote:GP's Chigga: You asked how I kept the two halves(?) alive. There's your answer.

    In case you're too stupid to realize what I'm talking about, I had Omphalos arrange to have half of the brain implanted into the lower half, and ship them over to me. AND SHE LOVED IT! (Got steak and blowjobs all the next day)

    Yeah, yeah, sure, Sloey, whatever. If you've ever had a blowjob you probably did it yourself. :roll:
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    Postby Freakzilla » 16 Feb 2009 20:08

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    Postby SandChigger » 16 Feb 2009 20:13

    :lol:

    :shock:

    Eeeeew. :mrgreen:
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    Postby SandRider » 16 Feb 2009 23:19

    Nekhrun wrote:I was looking at cards at a coffee shop with my wife on Sat. and she asked if I was buying one for my mom for her anniversary and she handed me one she liked.

    "Okay, you like that one?" I asked.

    "Yes."

    I bought the coffee and that card. When I sat down I proceed to write in the card and seal it up.

    "You're not going to let me sign it?" my wife asked.

    "I took care of it," and I handed her the card, "Happy Valentine's Day."

    The card read:

    Each day I'm alive I grow more and more thankful that we live in a world where someone like you can find a person as wonderful and amazing as me. Thank you for allowing me to see how happy and lucky you are.



    Nice move.

    You get cookie, too:
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    Postby Nekhrun » 17 Feb 2009 08:10

    SandRider wrote:
    Nekhrun wrote:I was looking at cards at a coffee shop with my wife on Sat. and she asked if I was buying one for my mom for her anniversary and she handed me one she liked.

    "Okay, you like that one?" I asked.

    "Yes."

    I bought the coffee and that card. When I sat down I proceed to write in the card and seal it up.

    "You're not going to let me sign it?" my wife asked.

    "I took care of it," and I handed her the card, "Happy Valentine's Day."

    The card read:

    Each day I'm alive I grow more and more thankful that we live in a world where someone like you can find a person as wonderful and amazing as me. Thank you for allowing me to see how happy and lucky you are.



    Nice move.

    You get cookie, too:
    :cookie sm:

    Thanks, I meant every word of it.
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    Postby MICAH » 18 Feb 2009 12:52

    Found an awesome 2003 525i that she loved. But she wants a wagon. The boy is all psyched because it has that backwards facing third row of seats. He's already planning the puppet shows he will give to cars behind us.


    :D Punch & Judy???
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    Re: HAPPY VD, Y'ALL!

    Postby Eyes High » 14 Feb 2013 01:50

    :text-bump:
    Happy Valentines' Day y'all. :romance-grouphug:
    May your day be simply lovely. :romance-heartstiny:
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    Re: HAPPY VD, Y'ALL!

    Postby Jabecca » 14 Feb 2013 04:41

    HAPPY VD EVERYBODY

    (special thanks to sandrider you ole dog you)
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    Re: HAPPY VD, Y'ALL!

    Postby SandRider » 14 Feb 2013 05:46

    yeah, Yeah .... Valentines' Failures to the Sandchigger AND Eyes High ...

    to Eyes for re-booting a four-year-old Dead Thread w/o a snarky
    and/or caustic remark ... (s0mething c.f.ing Shelley's Frankenstein,
    or an an incredibly obscure E.A. Poe story or somesuch recalling the
    recent Hollywood-makeover of Robert Downey Jr. (son of famed talk-
    show host Morton Downey Jr, scion of the Tinseltown Legacy Family,
    them Downey Juniors ...)(&etc,.) to the VALIANT yet ultimately unsatisfying
    "The Raven", starring John Cusack, who CAN, in fact, along w/his sister
    JOAN, suck the chrome off a trailer-hitch ... &etc. as I have done-long
    ago forgot my point in the referencing of the Morton Downey Junior's
    Clan claim to the Holmes' Legacy AS WELL AS the Claim to Poe, vis-
    a-vis the Horsememn & Natalie Portman....

    but I digress., into such realms as are to be UN-seemly in this
    fortnight prior to the awarding of the Academy's honors, of which
    I must humbly admit to've been a Voting Member since 1969 ...;.

    to which I can only respond: Argo
    and, also: Argo, fuck you, ARGO (you bastards)

    Stiller, Argo AND Fuck You ...

    doan like it ?
    talk to Vinnie UpFront ..
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    Re: HAPPY VD, Y'ALL!

    Postby SandRider » 14 Feb 2013 05:59

    And my 2013 Valentines' Failure Award, MUST, w/o contention
    OR doubt, be awarded to THE SAND CHIGGER (aKa: *****.*****
    @amazon.com)(AKA: f*cken_pickle@aol.com)(&etc.)(@.&etc)

    in proof of Good Faith, I .... THE SANDRIDER ....
    do hjereby profess & affirm <M OWN knwwledge, THAT
    \frum a date unknown*(U/K), said entity as THE SANDRIGGER
    was and/or maybe th3e samne entitity and/or a COMPLETELY
    DIFFERENT ENTITY as "Sand_Chigger" and'/or the Criminal Craig ./.
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    Re: HAPPY VD, Y'ALL!

    Postby SandRider » 14 Feb 2013 06:06

    HAS thus stated: with Malice AND 4thought:
    that one (1):he, the Crimuinal Craig, hnath now confesseed to:

    1) internet bullshit AND she-naigans' IN EXCESS of:
    $250 US dollars, less "tip" fees,[pursuamnt to TX-CODE
    3454-34654 Subsection A, "Whorresw, Sttripperes &etc)
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