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    Postby SandChigger » 07 Mar 2009 19:08

    Because ... because ... I couldn't think of a reason not to!

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    Scratching my head and my butt while figuring things out here. Waiting for TheKJA to twit something new. Hello world!
    about 8 hours ago from web

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    rain or snow or sleet or... Dictated my two "Terra Incognita" chapters today (#70 and 71), in spite of the weather
    about 1 hour ago from web

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    Took dump after coffee; reminded me 2 check what TheKJA up 2. I pinched off 2 good 1s AND SO DID HE! (I did mine indoors, tho.)
    about 16 minutes ago from web


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    Sudden idea: I'll take my IC recorder with me, too, on my next "creative exertion".
    about 5 seconds ago from web
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    Postby SandChigger » 07 Mar 2009 19:24

    (I actually think I will do that. Put it up on the website and call it a ... poo'dcast? I bet BriBri would listen. If he didn't have philosophical reservations about the Internet. Not all it's cracked up to be. :P )
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    Postby Nekhrun » 08 Mar 2009 10:44

    okay, I'm on my way to follow you.

    EDIT: Couldn't find you after 20 seconds of searching, who's that other Sandchigger prick?

    More EDIT: I found it. after 40 seconds. That will teach me not to give up after trying so hard.
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    Postby SandChigger » 08 Mar 2009 16:56

    That's actually THE ORIGINAL SandChigger. His name is Bryce, and he's OK. He's a gamer and scifi fan. Not a "prick" so far as I know. ;)
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    Postby Ampoliros » 08 Mar 2009 21:23

    hey does he live in fort worth TX? cause his name popped up on a local search for gamers and i knew it couldn't be our SC.
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    Postby SandChigger » 08 Mar 2009 23:58

    That's him.

    He can be pretty witty, IIRC.
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    Postby SwordMaster » 09 Mar 2009 08:31

    porn stars + twitter = WIN

    KJA should not exist on the web

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    Postby SandChigger » 09 Mar 2009 10:12

    Damn ... I'm already getting spam followers. :roll:

    I bet TheKJA keeps them just to boost his numbers. :lol:
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

    I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Postby SwordMaster » 09 Mar 2009 19:32

    SandChigger wrote:Damn ... I'm already getting spam followers. :roll:

    I bet TheKJA keeps them just to boost his numbers. :lol:


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    Postby SandChigger » 09 Mar 2009 20:14

    :shock:

    :vomit:

    I am his TALIfan, his ANTI-fan. I long to be the PISS in his orange juice and the DINGLEBERRY SHITBALLS on his pizza with everything. :twisted:


    Yeah ... it's definitely an unhealthy relationship. :lol:
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    Postby Tleszer » 09 Mar 2009 21:20

    "Unhealthy" isn't strong enough a word. But then again, I may be confusing your relationship with KJA with the one you have with Hyppo.
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    Postby SandChigger » 09 Mar 2009 23:55

    Really? They're actually quite different. At least from my PoV.

    My thang with KJA is purely hate-hate. With Kunta Hypte it's hate-lust.

    I hate her and she lusts after me! :lol:


    (Auluriyan evidently suggested over on C.H. Tuber that I must secretly desire them, so just turning it around. :laughing: )
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    Postby SandChigger » 11 Mar 2009 23:07

    Oh. My. Gawd.

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    "Romantic shower" w/wife consists of wheeling her to edge, wrestling giant rubber cast gasket, multistage balancing act. Squeaky clean!
    about 10 hours ago from web

    :shock:

    I mean...

    :shock: :shock:

    Who the fuck posts that kind of detail?! WHO does he imagine would want to know that kind of shit?

    Eeew. Squeaky and slippery when WET.

    And he's trying to poke her. :shock:

    Or is he? :?: :!:

    Is he telling us that this is the extent of their "romantic" activities?

    EEEEEEEW!

    I think I need a shower now: I feel DIRTY. :(
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    Postby TheDukester » 11 Mar 2009 23:18

    Gah!

    Unsubscribe! Unsubscribe!
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    Postby Omphalos » 11 Mar 2009 23:43

    Remember that one moron a few days ago who told him to "take a stretch or two for me!" when he posted that he was going to get some exercise? Maybe she will be back and ask him to take a trust or two for her. :roll:
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    Postby GamePlayer » 12 Mar 2009 12:16

    SandChigger wrote:Oh. My. Gawd.

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    about 10 hours ago from web

    :shock:

    I mean...

    :shock: :shock:


    WHAT...THE...FUCK? :shock:
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    Postby orald » 12 Mar 2009 13:03

    TheDukester wrote:Gah!

    Unsubscribe! Unsubscribe!

    Unsubscribe it from my EYES!
    In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

    I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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    Postby DuneFishUK » 12 Mar 2009 13:52

    :shock: Anyone got my eye fork?
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    Postby SandChigger » 12 Mar 2009 16:26

    Well, nothing as exciting as "Slippery When Wet", but...

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    WINDS OF DUNE final ms delivered to Tor production. Already in the gentle hands (?!) of copy-editor.
    about 5 hours ago from web

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    "Gentle" is right: they just soft-rubber-stamp 'em on through...
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    TheKJA@edkaye Yes, it begins with Jessica receiving the news that Paul has walked off into the desert
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    Why does actual "writing" take up less and less of my "writing day"? My characters are much more interesting than all this bizness stuff.
    about 3 hours ago from web

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    When was the last time TheKJA did any "writing" that didn't involve mumbling into a recorder? Hack.
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    :roll:
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    Postby Freakzilla » 12 Mar 2009 19:10

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    Postby SwordMaster » 12 Mar 2009 19:35

    UBER LAWLZ!
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    Postby inhuien » 13 Mar 2009 07:00

    DuneFishUK wrote::shock: Anyone got my eye fork?

    ‘fraid not but I’ve a couple of blunt spoon you can have. :pop:
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    Postby SandChigger » 16 Mar 2009 02:06

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    Rebecca discovers that taking a bath with the cumbersome foot cast is much easier than taking a shower.
    about 15 hours ago from web

    What is it with this shithead and his wife's lavations?! :?

    She's on Twitter, too. Can she really be OK with this kind of thing, or is she just not going online while she's laid up?

    I kinda enjoy imagining that she doesn't know what he's posting and will be really pissed when she finds out...

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    Rebecca discovers that it's easier just shitting in bed and having me clean up after her. About ready 2 kill the bitch...
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    JUSTICE! :lol:
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    Postby Hunchback Jack » 16 Mar 2009 03:13

    SandChigger wrote:What is it with this shithead and his wife's lavations?! :?


    Yeah, no kidding. Really, Kev, some things are best left between just you and the missus.

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