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    SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

    Postby SandRider » 15 May 2009 11:06


    Ah, Foul Tick, how loathsome & furry is thine image !
    I do wish thou wert a dog,
    That I might love thee something ....
    Away, you three-inch fool, you foul-spoken coward,
    that thund'rest with thy tongue, but with thy weapon,
    nothing dares perform ....








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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby TheDukester » 15 May 2009 11:09

    These are always fun ...

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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby SadisticCynic » 15 May 2009 11:26

    Rider v Chigger

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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby SandChigger » 15 May 2009 11:54

    What, O surly, teetering Haggard? Hast thou found at last
    within the Stygian depths of thy baseborn churlish heart
    the pluck to mewl again at me? Miscreant wart, have at!

    Yea, I warrant full well thou wouldst fancy a tryst with dog,
    thou reeky rump-snorting wagtail. Thy maggot-pie dreams
    do but reveal the earth-vexing dissembling of a hedge-born cur.
    Fie on thee! Had coneys the use of human hands, I should pull forth
    thy foot-licking tongue and with it strangle thee!
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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby Eyes High » 15 May 2009 12:07

    This should be interesting. :mrgreen:
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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 15 May 2009 12:20

    :D
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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby GamePlayer » 15 May 2009 12:54

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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby TheDukester » 15 May 2009 14:06

    Seriously, is there like a Shakespeare-esque language generator out there on the interwebs that these guys are tapping into? Or are they just that awesome?
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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 15 May 2009 14:26

    Just that awesome.
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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby Omphalos » 15 May 2009 14:34

    I thinks the little conseys is prescious!
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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby inhuien » 15 May 2009 15:38

    And round one goes to The Sandrider, on points.
    However: :text-worthless: .
    I think you two should take it to the Mud-Pit for round two.
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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby Eyes High » 15 May 2009 16:14

    TheDukester wrote:Seriously, is there like a Shakespeare-esque language generator out there on the interwebs that these guys are tapping into? Or are they just that awesome?


    Yeah, I think that is all them.
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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby SandChigger » 15 May 2009 18:11

    (Don't I wish. ;) )
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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby Mandy » 15 May 2009 18:26

    inhuien wrote:I think you two should take it to the Mud-Pit for round two.


    I second this motion.
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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby SandChigger » 15 May 2009 18:53

    Darlin', you wanna hear something scary?

    I've been thinking of doing a Chiga LaBoof version of that off-sepia pic Carlos posted in the Paul-casting thread the other day. :twisted:
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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 15 May 2009 19:39

    SandChigger wrote:Darlin', you wanna hear something scary?

    I've been thinking of doing a Chiga LaBoof version of that off-sepia pic Carlos posted in the Paul-casting thread the other day. :twisted:


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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby Rakis » 15 May 2009 21:45

    A Thing of Eternity wrote:
    SandChigger wrote:Darlin', you wanna hear something scary?

    I've been thinking of doing a Chiga LaBoof version of that off-sepia pic Carlos posted in the Paul-casting thread the other day. :twisted:


    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!



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    ...and i don't want to see Chigger's head on a girl wrestling in mud either...i still have nightmares about that pic with a bed and roses... :tissue2:
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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby GamePlayer » 15 May 2009 23:45

    SandChigger wrote:Darlin', you wanna hear something scary?

    I've been thinking of doing a Chiga LaBoof version of that off-sepia pic Carlos posted in the Paul-casting thread the other day. :twisted:


    As long as you remember to turn the sepia tone to a pink hue, I'm all for it :)
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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby SandChigger » 16 May 2009 06:19

    THE DAMNED SHIRT WAS SALMON DAMMIT!!! :angry-screaming:
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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby Tleszer » 16 May 2009 07:30

    ChickChigger, wearing a pink shirt with rose petals strategically positioned, mud wrestling Chiga LaBoof would be epic!
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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby Eyes High » 16 May 2009 10:00

    :happy-cheerleaderkid: :banana-gotpics: :laughing-jumpingpurple:
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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby Ampoliros » 16 May 2009 12:03

    SandChigger wrote:THE DAMNED SHIRT WAS SALMON DAMMIT!!! :angry-screaming:


    "I understand the need to safeguard your masculinity, but really man, its a whole lot faster to just say Pink"
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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby Tleszer » 16 May 2009 14:15

    Ampoliros wrote:
    SandChigger wrote:THE DAMNED SHIRT WAS SALMON DAMMIT!!! :angry-screaming:


    "I understand the need to safeguard your masculinity, but really man, its a whole lot faster to just say Pink"
    -Griff, Red v Blue.


    It's not pink. It's lightish red. :D
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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby trang » 17 May 2009 01:45

    there is always a problem wearing a Salmon colored shirt, does it signify your cruising down stream for fun and frolic... or are you forging up stream against current in preparation to spawn?
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    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby SandChigger » 17 May 2009 03:23

    Can't I go both ways?

    :shock:

    Um ... let me rephrase that.... :oops:
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