• Register
  • Login
  •          

    SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

    Image
      Non-dune discussion

    Moderators: Omphalos, Freakzilla, ᴶᵛᵀᴬ

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby Omphalos » 22 May 2009 23:15

    Thou paunchy crook-pated harpies!

    You! Denizen of the underrealm of Tejas! Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet stoop to combat upon this hallowed field?

    And you, chitinous mite of the iterwebs! Hailing from a land so strange that but the vile Dutch call'd it Secondhome. Your face is as a book, where men may read strange matters! Thou hast neither heat, affection, limb, nor beauty To make thy riches pleasant, and think naught that the age of your death is but a mast on the horizon, oh aged and spurn'd harker to the ungrateful!

    Hence, horrible villains, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; Would that I unhair thy heads had you each still the weeds of youth 'pon them! Thou shalt both be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle.
    User avatar
    Omphalos
    Inglorious Bastard
     
    Posts: 6593
    Joined: 05 Feb 2008 11:07
    Location: The Mighty Central Valley of California

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby GamePlayer » 23 May 2009 00:11

    mmmm, pickles :lol:
    "They can chew you up, but they gotta spit you out."
    User avatar
    GamePlayer
    70mm God
     
    Posts: 2993
    Joined: 09 Feb 2008 11:26
    Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby Eyes High » 23 May 2009 00:24

    And thus the Omph hath spoken :mrgreen:
    What fear is there in the night?
    Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
    User avatar
    Eyes High
    Patience Personified
     
    Posts: 2320
    Joined: 22 Jul 2008 15:32
    Location: between the worlds of men and make believe

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby Nebiros » 23 May 2009 05:43

    Very interesting. Perhaps you guys can make refrences to Kevin and arnoloco.
    Nebiros
     
    Posts: 315
    Joined: 23 Apr 2008 01:55
    Location: Cedon

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby Ampoliros » 23 May 2009 11:10

    Hear a Muse, KJA!
    Listen upon thy hacked hikes
    There is the wind, it calls thee!
    There is the lark, it mocks thee!
    There is the stone upon which you tread
    It threatens to smother thee
    to fall upon thy thin-screened crown
    and dash and drown thy poor ideas upon its enemy earth.

    I speak these words beneath the sky
    so that they may fall as rain against the ground,
    upon my Herbertian Brethren: "remember thy true fiend!"
    task not thy own ally, nor jihad;
    crusade not against thy brother when the thief is in the Hen's House.
    It is that thief, quick of virility, short of manhood, lacking still in wit.
    It is that clever thief that wants for praise for frankly thieved writ
    It is that thief, that soiled soul, who sports our sole displeasure.
    Oh ruined penguin, ye plump flightless bird!
    Ye mockery of nature's brush, upon a throne of dust and sand
    That would king thyself a cock!
    Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus
    User avatar
    Ampoliros
     
    Posts: 2517
    Joined: 14 Mar 2008 11:22
    Location: I think we took a wrong turn...

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....

    Postby SandRider » 23 May 2009 13:34

    Omphalos wrote:Thou paunchy crook-pated harpies!

    You! Denizen of the underrealm of Tejas! Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet stoop to combat upon this hallowed field?

    And you, chitinous mite of the iterwebs! Hailing from a land so strange that but the vile Dutch call'd it Secondhome. Your face is as a book, where men may read strange matters! Thou hast neither heat, affection, limb, nor beauty To make thy riches pleasant, and think naught that the age of your death is but a mast on the horizon, oh aged and spurn'd harker to the ungrateful!

    Hence, horrible villains, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; Would that I unhair thy heads had you each still the weeds of youth 'pon them! Thou shalt both be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle.


    dammit, Chig - we done just had our asses handed to us ....

    :oops:
    ................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
    ImageImage

    I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
    how to fully interact with people.
    ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
    User avatar
    SandRider
    Watermaster
     
    Posts: 6163
    Joined: 05 Oct 2008 16:14
    Location: In the back of your mind. Always.

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

    Postby SandRider » 23 May 2009 13:45


    Ahh, and thou, Foul Grunting Giant,
    Straining upon thy throne to force from thy mind
    Some small semblance of lucid prose for less amusement ....

    Stomping across the earth in thy insanity and rage,
    Thou art a Large Fisted Buffoon, fit only for bear-baiting,
    and thou the Bear ....



    {The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.}
    ................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
    ImageImage

    I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
    how to fully interact with people.
    ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
    User avatar
    SandRider
    Watermaster
     
    Posts: 6163
    Joined: 05 Oct 2008 16:14
    Location: In the back of your mind. Always.

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

    Postby Omphalos » 23 May 2009 17:16

    Speaketh not of my body, roughneck codger! My dung be bigger than thou!
    User avatar
    Omphalos
    Inglorious Bastard
     
    Posts: 6593
    Joined: 05 Feb 2008 11:07
    Location: The Mighty Central Valley of California

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

    Postby SandChigger » 23 May 2009 21:30

    Verily, Dumbledore, the Shyster speaketh sooth for once!
    Yea, and the stench of his stool is such as doth make the reek
    Of thy misshapen, much abusèd member seem as the aroma
    Of roses!

    But task not the Haggard overmuch, O Prevaricator by
    Profession, for he is of the simple sort and altogether unused
    To intercourse with anyone of Wit. Indeed, that which is most
    Complex about him will strike thee ... in thy nose.
    User avatar
    SandChigger
    KJASF Ground Zero
     
    Posts: 14490
    Joined: 08 Feb 2008 22:29
    Location: "Whatcha having, shoog? Hurry up and order now, I ain't got all day!"

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

    Postby inhuien » 24 May 2009 13:06

    SandChigger wrote:Yea, and the stench of his stool is such as doth make the reek
    Of thy misshapen, much abusèd member seem as the aroma
    Of roses!

    I'm gonna get that tattooed of my fucking forehead!!
    Image
    User avatar
    inhuien
     
    Posts: 3629
    Joined: 09 Feb 2008 05:03
    Location: right here as in not (all) there

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

    Postby SandChigger » 24 May 2009 16:00

    Liked that one, did ya? :animals-bunnywhite:
    User avatar
    SandChigger
    KJASF Ground Zero
     
    Posts: 14490
    Joined: 08 Feb 2008 22:29
    Location: "Whatcha having, shoog? Hurry up and order now, I ain't got all day!"

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

    Postby inhuien » 25 May 2009 04:10

    Verily!
    Image
    User avatar
    inhuien
     
    Posts: 3629
    Joined: 09 Feb 2008 05:03
    Location: right here as in not (all) there

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

    Postby Robspierre » 25 May 2009 13:22

    Thou paunchy tickle-brained bag of guts! Accursed fool-born barnacle! Thou mite's scorn of thine's muse is devilry of the most base form! Thou surly earth-vexing hypocrite!

    Rob
    User avatar
    Robspierre
     
    Posts: 2160
    Joined: 19 Feb 2008 10:49
    Location: Cascadia

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

    Postby SandChigger » 25 May 2009 21:00

    Ho ho! What is this? The hasty-witted laddy grown a man
    And come to smite the miscreant bunny-bug?! Well then,
    Boy, gird up thy moldwarp loins! (Yea, those minor parts
    Of thee wont most oft to flutter free, bereft of the bonds
    Of pantaloon.) And lay on!

    A creature of land (and landed, too!), I have no truck
    Like thee with beslubbering barnacles. And never was any Muse
    By this coney scorned! For those nine Goddesses have bosoms fair
    And full, unlike thy beauteous boy-chested Belovèd.
    Hypocrite, sirrah? In deed nor word, not so!

    But get thee hence, lad, and fly to Kohl's posthaste! Run
    For all thy reeling-ripe self is worth! For on this blessèd day
    They make a sale: forty percent off on skirts!
    User avatar
    SandChigger
    KJASF Ground Zero
     
    Posts: 14490
    Joined: 08 Feb 2008 22:29
    Location: "Whatcha having, shoog? Hurry up and order now, I ain't got all day!"

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

    Postby inhuien » 26 May 2009 04:19

    SandChigger wrote:For on this blessèd day
    They make a sale: forty percent off on skirts!

    Kilt, KILT, KILT KKKKILT!!
    And here's a mini-kilt for you're jollies.
    Image
    Image
    User avatar
    inhuien
     
    Posts: 3629
    Joined: 09 Feb 2008 05:03
    Location: right here as in not (all) there

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

    Postby SandChigger » 26 May 2009 06:02

    A rose by any other name
    I have no doubt
    Would smell the same,
    Sweet aroma
    Sprung from dirt.
    Though all say kilt
    'Tis still a skirt.
    :animals-bunnywhite:


    Image

    "Ou moy, yes indeed. And didja see wot himself was werrin'? A bleedin' mini manskirt it was!"
    User avatar
    SandChigger
    KJASF Ground Zero
     
    Posts: 14490
    Joined: 08 Feb 2008 22:29
    Location: "Whatcha having, shoog? Hurry up and order now, I ain't got all day!"

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

    Postby Freakzilla » 02 Jul 2010 21:53

    Image
    Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
    ~Pink Snowman
    User avatar
    Freakzilla
    Lead Singer and Driver of the Winnebego
     
    Posts: 18090
    Joined: 05 Feb 2008 01:27
    Location: Atlanta, Georgia, USA

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

    Postby Robspierre » 02 Jul 2010 22:22

    Freakzilla wrote:Check these kilts out: http://www.tiltedkilt.com/index.php?itemid=21

    :shock:



    The Tilted Kilt, Hooters for a better class of customer ;)

    Rob
    User avatar
    Robspierre
     
    Posts: 2160
    Joined: 19 Feb 2008 10:49
    Location: Cascadia

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

    Postby SandChigger » 02 Jul 2010 22:38

    I'd forgotten how much fun this thread was! :lol:

    Ooh, boobs! :shock:
    User avatar
    SandChigger
    KJASF Ground Zero
     
    Posts: 14490
    Joined: 08 Feb 2008 22:29
    Location: "Whatcha having, shoog? Hurry up and order now, I ain't got all day!"

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

    Postby Robspierre » 02 Jul 2010 22:48

    SandChigger wrote:I'd forgotten how much fun this thread was! :lol:

    Ooh, boobs! :shock:



    Click on the 2009 calendar, even better than 2010 :dance:

    Rob
    User avatar
    Robspierre
     
    Posts: 2160
    Joined: 19 Feb 2008 10:49
    Location: Cascadia

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

    Postby Freakzilla » 02 Jul 2010 22:59

    I was unaware of this place until I looked at some photos of a chick who works there who's a friend of a friend on FB. Looks like a place I'd get into trouble at. I'm going to have to check it out. There's three in the Atlanta area.
    Image
    Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
    ~Pink Snowman
    User avatar
    Freakzilla
    Lead Singer and Driver of the Winnebego
     
    Posts: 18090
    Joined: 05 Feb 2008 01:27
    Location: Atlanta, Georgia, USA

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

    Postby Omphalos » 06 Jul 2010 01:17

    Never heard of this. Nice conglomeration of tits.

    BTW. how did this thread get forgotten? I liked reading this one.
    User avatar
    Omphalos
    Inglorious Bastard
     
    Posts: 6593
    Joined: 05 Feb 2008 11:07
    Location: The Mighty Central Valley of California

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

    Postby SandChigger » 06 Jul 2010 01:42

    I read back through the whole thing the other day and had tears in my eyes by the end, I was laughing so hard.

    It's good when you can amuse yourself. :lol:
    User avatar
    SandChigger
    KJASF Ground Zero
     
    Posts: 14490
    Joined: 08 Feb 2008 22:29
    Location: "Whatcha having, shoog? Hurry up and order now, I ain't got all day!"

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

    Postby Serkanner » 06 Jul 2010 02:55

    I nominate this topic for topic of the year. Humour at its best. :lol:
    "... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."

    “There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”

    Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
    and wrote a Dune Novel."
    User avatar
    Serkanner
     
    Posts: 2808
    Joined: 17 Feb 2008 18:44
    Location: Den Haag - The Netherlands

    Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....

    Postby Robspierre » 06 Jul 2010 16:44

    I fart in your general direction!

    Image

    Rob
    User avatar
    Robspierre
     
    Posts: 2160
    Joined: 19 Feb 2008 10:49
    Location: Cascadia

    PreviousNext

    Return to ˲

    Who is online

    Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests

    cron