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    Re: The KJA's Greatest Hits

    Postby Hunchback Jack » 31 Aug 2009 15:10

    As for why KJA doesn't understand that *not* showing Dune go kablooey is more effective than showing it, remember that he was inspired to start writing by a movie he saw.

    That's all the reason you need right there.

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    Re: The KJA's Greatest Hits

    Postby Freakzilla » 01 Sep 2009 14:13

    What I lack in social skills I make up for in imagination. :P

    My kids are terrified to go upstairs or in the basement alone (unless it's to destroy something that belongs to me). That blows my mind.
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    Re: The KJA's Greatest Hits

    Postby Sandwurm88 » 01 Sep 2009 15:39

    Having an older brother sucks. I'm my brothers excuse to say he's "driving me to the library" so he can go to some slutty girls' houses and do it. It feels sort of weird just like sitting in McDonalds for like two hours :? :? .
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    Re: The KJA's Greatest Hits

    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 01 Sep 2009 15:42

    Sandwurm88 wrote:Having an older brother sucks. I'm my brothers excuse to say he's "driving me to the library" so he can go to some slutty girls' houses and do it. It feels sort of weird just like sitting in McDonalds for like two hours :? :? .


    I can turn that situation into a goldmine for you. Just blackmail him into finding YOU some slutty girls to do it with.

    problem solved.
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    Re: The KJA's Greatest Hits

    Postby Sandwurm88 » 01 Sep 2009 15:55

    :lol: :lol: :lol: That's a good idea, but he's got so much shit on me.

    These are my eloquent arguments in case he notifies the authorities:
    What the hell man, Obama smokes weed!!! Its not even a felony!
    You can drink when your older, I know a 21 year old girl whose 4 foot 11, and 90 pounds! I doubt she could take more than an average 15 year old kid, and isn't that why its illegal, they 'fraid we can't take it. Bad logic, stupid lawmakers.

    Oh well, and to use an analogy, he's like a homeless guy with 25 extra bucks, and I'm like Spitzer ( that governor of NY)...get my drift?
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    Re: The KJA's Greatest Hits

    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 01 Sep 2009 16:04

    I most certainly do not get your drift (not a yank myself so much of the political jokes are lost on me) - but I see your predicament.
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    Re: The KJA's Greatest Hits

    Postby smugetsu » 01 Sep 2009 17:39

    Just found this great candid shot of AnderJacket. Looks like he got ambushed by the photographer.

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    Re: The KJA's Greatest Hits

    Postby SandRider » 01 Sep 2009 17:57

    wow.

    just ... wow.
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    Re: The KJA's Greatest Hits

    Postby othaderak » 01 Sep 2009 22:50

    Oh, my... Is he drooling?
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    Re: The KJA's Greatest Hits

    Postby TheDukester » 01 Sep 2009 23:18

    It's the face of Pure Evil.

    This thread should be marked with a warning for children.
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    Re: The KJA's Greatest Hits

    Postby Ampoliros » 01 Sep 2009 23:20

    looks like a rubber mask
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    Re: The KJA's Greatest Hits

    Postby lotek » 02 Sep 2009 02:13

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    Re: The KJA's Greatest Hits

    Postby SandChigger » 03 Sep 2009 07:20

    Eeew ... that's just ... wrong. :mrgreen:

    :lol:
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    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Re: The KJA's Greatest Hits

    Postby lotek » 03 Sep 2009 07:51

    SandChigger wrote:Eeew ... that's just ... wrong. :mrgreen:

    :lol:

    I think it seems wrong because it looks so real ;)
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    Re: The KJA's Greatest Hits

    Postby Apjak » 19 Nov 2009 16:08

    smugetsu wrote:Image

    This is the picture that should be a bad hip-hop album cover...

    I can't believe somebody called them the "Sons of Dune" though...Kevin J. Anderson is not, nor ever will be related to Frank Herbert. Unless he and BoBo get married, I guess.


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    Re: The KJA's Greatest Hits

    Postby TheDukester » 19 Nov 2009 17:10

    Seriously, there has never been two dorkier white nerds in the history of the universe. Getting them together for a single photo establishes a new standard in social retardation.
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    Re: The KJA's Greatest Hits

    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 19 Nov 2009 17:46

    Brian kinda looks like Art Garfunkle... weird.

    I also find it weird that Brian looks like the younger one, despite being something like 20 years old than KJA (I think).
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    Re: The KJA's Greatest Hits

    Postby Freakzilla » 19 Nov 2009 18:38

    The way the hack is looking at bobo creeps me out... and not in a good way.
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    Re: The KJA's Greatest Hits

    Postby TheDukester » 19 Nov 2009 18:39

    Freakzilla wrote:The way the hack is looking at bobo creeps me out...

    Like a walking ATM machine?
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    Re: The KJA's Greatest Hits

    Postby Freakzilla » 19 Nov 2009 18:40

    TheDukester wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:The way the hack is looking at bobo creeps me out...

    Like a walking ATM machine?


    Like, "I can't believe I raped you're dad's legacy and you're smiling about it."
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    Re: The KJA's Greatest Hits

    Postby Ampoliros » 19 Nov 2009 21:25

    To me its the look of pure narcissism. KJA never looks at anything else, He's always looking right back at himself.


    ever notice how he almost always seems to be looking directly at the camera, especially in shots that are random con or party shots? it must be his mutant power.
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