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Protect your children from being abducted

Postby cmsahe » 17 Sep 2009 01:08

By aliens...the latest craze of the tin foil hat community...

http://stopabductions.com/
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They claim that the aliens are less dexterous than humans. "One abductee foiled an abduction by having her husband wrap her with string and subsequently hiding the scissors. The aliens could not remove the string and did not take her. Aliens have not been able to remove a thought screen helmet secured with tape or string. "

a drawing by a child abducted by aliens

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http://www.aliensandchildren.org/

Supposedly abductions of children have been going on for centuries as represented in the folklore, fairies stealing babies, the changelings, etc. (Jacques Vallée, Salvador Freixedo.)
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Re: Protect your children from being abducted

Postby Freakzilla » 17 Sep 2009 06:36

She's hot. :P
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Re: Protect your children from being abducted

Postby Sandwurm88 » 17 Sep 2009 15:50

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ^^^^


I'd just beat the shit out of the aliens. Why don't people do this? If its because they're "paralyzed and can't move" then its a known medical disorder.









Yeah, I saw a fuckin' alien documentary a week ago.

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Re: Protect your children from being abducted

Postby SandRider » 17 Sep 2009 22:22

Freakzilla wrote:She's hot. :P


that's what I thought - needs a gay friend to help her with her eyebrows, tho ...
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Re: Protect your children from being abducted

Postby othaderak » 17 Sep 2009 23:44

SandRider wrote:that's what I thought - needs a gay friend to help her with her eyebrows, tho ...


Well, I'm one straight guy who's willing to take one for the team :wink:
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Re: Protect your children from being abducted

Postby SandChigger » 18 Sep 2009 06:02

othaderak wrote:Well, I'm one straight guy who's willing to take one for the team :wink:

What, and get a gay guy to help you with your eyebrows?

Huh? Wait a minute, I don't get it.... :shock:


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Re: Protect your children from being abducted

Postby chanilover » 18 Sep 2009 10:56

othaderak wrote:
SandRider wrote:that's what I thought - needs a gay friend to help her with her eyebrows, tho ...


Well, I'm one straight guy who's willing to take one for the team :wink:


That's probabaly the gayest thing I've read on here so far.
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Re: Protect your children from being abducted

Postby Freakzilla » 18 Sep 2009 11:15

chanilover wrote:
othaderak wrote:
SandRider wrote:that's what I thought - needs a gay friend to help her with her eyebrows, tho ...


Well, I'm one straight guy who's willing to take one for the team :wink:


That's probabaly the gayest thing I've read on here so far.


No way. :snooty:
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Re: Protect your children from being abducted

Postby chanilover » 18 Sep 2009 11:18

Freakzilla wrote:
chanilover wrote:
othaderak wrote:
SandRider wrote:that's what I thought - needs a gay friend to help her with her eyebrows, tho ...


Well, I'm one straight guy who's willing to take one for the team :wink:


That's probabaly the gayest thing I've read on here so far.


No way. :snooty:


Way. Gayway.
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Re: Protect your children from being abducted

Postby othaderak » 18 Sep 2009 15:36

chanilover wrote:That's probabaly the gayest thing I've read on here so far.


Oh, come on. You've gotta give credit to people who've been longer than me. Orald has feelings too, you know :P
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