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    Re: KJA plot generator

    Postby Freakzilla » 24 Sep 2009 10:39

    KJA Special Forces wrote:From browsing this Dune Forum and every time I read Ronald's posts, he is making fun of the other members here, he seems to hate everyone and constantly degrade other member’s posts?

    So as long as I do not use his first name it is ok Freakziller?


    You can start by spelling my name right.

    Please refer to other members here by the name they use.

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    If you have a problem with the way another member treats someone else... mind your own business.

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    Re: KJA plot generator

    Postby KJA Special Forces » 24 Sep 2009 11:06

    Ok Freakzilla. I will mind my own business.
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    Re: KJA plot generator

    Postby SandChigger » 24 Sep 2009 14:11

    KJA Special Forces wrote:Ronald take it easy there dude. When your wife left you, she explained the reason. Similer to why you always loose every argument you start.

    Oh. Strange, but you seem to have missed SwordMaster's post and are therefore ignorant of the fact I'm a flaming "homo sexual". :laughing:

    (Sorry if you weren't addressing me. Since I go by SandChigger here, it's hard to tell. FAIL.)
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    Re: KJA plot generator

    Postby SandRider » 25 Sep 2009 09:20

    KJA Special Forces wrote:Ronald take it easy there dude. When your wife left you, she explained the reason. Similer to why you always loose every argument you start.



    somehow missed this one yesterday - WTF, here ?


    hey Chig, if you tightened up your arguments more, you wouldn't loose so many of them.

    and everybody here knows Chigger's not married; the "bint" he refers to is one of the upgradeable
    next generation Japanese "Comfort Dolls"; it's difficult to ridicule him for this, as it (She ?) cost more
    than most new American cars, has a sexual repertoire that rivals Dolly Parton in The Best Little
    Whorehouse in Texas
    , and doesn't nag him about petty bullshit.

    and you spelled similar wrong, die in a fire, yada-yada, &etc.
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    Re: KJA plot generator

    Postby Eyes High » 25 Sep 2009 10:12

    SandRider wrote:...

    ... Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas,..
    ...


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    Re: KJA plot generator

    Postby SandChigger » 25 Sep 2009 12:02

    SandRider wrote:and everybody here knows Chigger's not married; the "bint" he refers to is one of the upgradeable
    next generation Japanese "Comfort Dolls"

    OH MY GAWUD!!! Someone finally exposed a secret that I actually care about!? :shock:

    :laughing:

    fail troll is fail? :P
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    Re: KJA plot generator

    Postby Seraphan » 25 Sep 2009 12:21

    SandChigger wrote:
    SandRider wrote:and everybody here knows Chigger's not married; the "bint" he refers to is one of the upgradeable
    next generation Japanese "Comfort Dolls"

    OH MY GAWUD!!! Someone finally exposed a secret that I actually care about!? :shock:

    :laughing:

    fail troll is fail? :P

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    Re: KJA plot generator

    Postby lotek » 25 Sep 2009 12:25

    SandChigger wrote:Oh. Strange, but you seem to have missed SwordMaster's post and are therefore ignorant of the fact I'm a flaming "homo sexual". :laughing:


    now this takes a whole different meaning...
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    Re: KJA plot generator

    Postby SandChigger » 25 Sep 2009 13:09

    Yeah, well, I guess I'm kinda what I gather they call "versatile".

    That's why I get so tickled when Pestie tries to crawl up my ass, too.

    (I don't let him, by the way. I know where he's been. :puke: )
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    Re: KJA plot generator

    Postby lotek » 25 Sep 2009 14:00

    SandChigger wrote:Yeah, well, I guess I'm kinda what I gather they call "versatile".


    that's a Wilde way to say it :)

    SandChigger wrote:That's why I get so tickled when Pestie tries to crawl up my ass, too.

    (I don't let him, by the way. I know where he's been. :puke: )


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    Re: KJA plot generator

    Postby Nekhrun » 25 Sep 2009 15:54

    SandChigger wrote:
    SandRider wrote:and everybody here knows Chigger's not married; the "bint" he refers to is one of the upgradeable
    next generation Japanese "Comfort Dolls"

    OH MY GAWUD!!! Someone finally exposed a secret that I actually care about!? :shock:

    :laughing:

    fail troll is fail? :P

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    Re: KJA plot generator

    Postby Freakzilla » 25 Sep 2009 21:46

    Nekhrun wrote:
    SandChigger wrote:
    SandRider wrote:and everybody here knows Chigger's not married; the "bint" he refers to is one of the upgradeable
    next generation Japanese "Comfort Dolls"

    OH MY GAWUD!!! Someone finally exposed a secret that I actually care about!? :shock:

    :laughing:

    fail troll is fail? :P

    Fail fail is fail.


    I want a Comfort Doll. I still haven't gotten my love slug.

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    Re: KJA plot generator

    Postby SandRider » 26 Sep 2009 10:55

    I stumbled across this documentary on BBCA awhile back,
    "Love Me, Love My Doll" -

    I kept laughing and getting really creeped out and laughing some ... and getting creeped out ...
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    Re: KJA plot generator

    Postby SandChigger » 26 Sep 2009 11:35

    Um ... I'm still not sure that I want to know (or remember) what Freak meant by a "love slug". :?
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    Re: KJA plot generator

    Postby Nekhrun » 26 Sep 2009 17:30

    SandChigger wrote:Um ... I'm still not sure that I want to know (or remember) what Freak meant by a "love slug". :?

    I can take a guess. I'm thinking something along the lines of a hand-held tube-like device.
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    Re: KJA plot generator

    Postby SandChigger » 26 Sep 2009 17:43

    Like Pestie, you mean? :shock:
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    Re: KJA plot generator

    Postby Nekhrun » 26 Sep 2009 19:46

    SandChigger wrote:Like Pestie, you mean? :shock:

    Except that probably causes pleasure, unlike Pestie.
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    Re: KJA plot generator

    Postby Tleszer » 26 Sep 2009 20:09

    Nekhrun wrote:
    SandChigger wrote:Like Pestie, you mean? :shock:

    Except that probably causes pleasure, unlike Pestie.

    And Pestie is probably hairy and gaping... :shhh: :whistle:
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    Re: KJA plot generator

    Postby SandChigger » 27 Sep 2009 00:01

    We'll never know, since he hides all his albums online.

    I rather doubt the hairy bit, though. Unless he's taking some sort of testosterone supplement? ;)
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    Re: KJA plot generator

    Postby Freakzilla » 27 Sep 2009 19:14

    SandChigger wrote:Um ... I'm still not sure that I want to know (or remember) what Freak meant by a "love slug". :?


    I thought is was you that told me about the love slugs, from some SF movie or book.
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    Re: KJA plot generator

    Postby SandChigger » 27 Sep 2009 19:42

    Oh, right, THOSE things! From the Harlan Ellison story! OK, yeah, that was me, guilty! :laughing:
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