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a church better than Scientology

Postby cmsahe » 24 Sep 2009 13:35

http://www.jedi-church.co.uk/

Level Structure Of The Church:


1 Apprentice BJV1


2 Padawan BJV2


3 Padawan in Training BJV3


4 Padawan In Practice BJV4


5 Jedi BJV5 &

(The Purification Course Detoxation)


6 Jedi In Training BJV6


7 Jedi In Practice BJV7


8 Jedi Knight BJV8


9 Master Jedi BJV9


10 Grand Jedi Master BJV10

(Presented With Internal Doctrine) :tissue2:
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Re: a church better than Scientology

Postby Freakzilla » 24 Sep 2009 13:36

I'm an ordained Dudeist Priest. :D
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Re: a church better than Scientology

Postby cmsahe » 24 Sep 2009 13:40

Freakzilla wrote:I'm an ordained Dudeist Priest. :D

I'm an Orthodox Herbetarian!
Only the books written by Frank Herbert are canon.


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Re: a church better than Scientology

Postby DuneFishUK » 24 Sep 2009 16:29

Jedi ejected from Tesco for wearing hood
"Daniel Jones, 23, who created the International Church of Jediism, claims he was “victimised over his beliefs” by staff at the supermarket in Bangor, North Wales...."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... -hood.html

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Re: a church better than Scientology

Postby SandRider » 25 Sep 2009 09:22

I think I'm still an ordained minister in the Church of Elvis.

have to check the certificate, got it in Vegas in the 80s.

you could get the Nevada license that allowed you to actually legally marry people
for like a hundred bucks, and legally marry people "in the Name of Elvis" ....

not kidding either, this is a fucked up country we got here ....
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Re: a church better than Scientology

Postby TheDukester » 25 Sep 2009 09:27

Well, it's Nevada. The country is fine; it's the Nevadans that need to shape up. :wink:
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Re: a church better than Scientology

Postby lotek » 25 Sep 2009 10:30

Scientology has been ruled a sect in France and faces a potential complete ban!

L ron hubbababa take this!
we might be French but we're not that stoopid(hey that's not the way it's spelled LOLZ :lol: :lol: )
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Re: a church better than Scientology

Postby redbugpest » 25 Sep 2009 10:53

cmsahe wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:I'm an ordained Dudeist Priest. :D

I'm an Orthodox Herbetarian!


I guess that manes me a "Reformed Herbertarian" :mrgreen:
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Re: a church better than Scientology

Postby SandChigger » 25 Sep 2009 11:25

DuneFishUK wrote:Jedi ejected from Tesco for wearing hood
"Daniel Jones, 23, who created the International Church of Jediism, claims he was “victimised over his beliefs” by staff at the supermarket in Bangor, North Wales...."

Well, at least now we know what smooty Nomad's been up to lately! :P

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Re: a church better than Scientology

Postby Nekhrun » 25 Sep 2009 11:38

redbugpest wrote:
cmsahe wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:I'm an ordained Dudeist Priest. :D

I'm an Orthodox Herbetarian!


I guess that manes me a "Reformed Herbertarian" :mrgreen:

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Re: a church better than Scientology

Postby SandChigger » 25 Sep 2009 12:17

Bentknee Suctarian?
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Re: a church better than Scientology

Postby Omphalos » 25 Sep 2009 14:03

My brother was a reverend in the Church of the Subgenius for a while. Still gets funny shit in the mail from Janor Hypercleats.


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