This is unspeakable; proceed at your own peril
Some of my favorite parts:
- Keith says he wrote the new Dune books. Brian Herbert is mentioned in parentheses.
Keith refers to himself as a "movie producer." Yes, for real. Despite the only movie he's ever been even tangentially involved with being delayed indefinitely.
"How to flip a mental switch that turns your subconscious mind into an ingenious story-generating machine." Spoken like a true hack.
The attempt to give Becky a serious biography. As if she's ever written a single thing that wasn't "co-authored" by that hack she married.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. This is just industrial-strength hackery. Boiled down, it all comes to: "write your shit quick, get a check, move onto the next one." I'll bet a million dollars the word "craft" is not mentioned once all weekend.