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Pure comedy: TheKJA talks Dune in real time

Postby TheDukester » 19 Feb 2010 15:22

https://twitter.com/#search?q=%23scifichat

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And be sure to read THIS gem:

"Reminder: Our guest's cyberstalkers may try to disrupt #scifichat. Please do not engage them, & if they offend, block and report them."

Pathetic.
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Re: Pure comedy: TheKJA talks Dune in real time

Postby TheDukester » 19 Feb 2010 15:29

Oh, my God, this is priceless stuff ...

Seriously, anyone who is seeing this needs to drop everything and go to: https://twitter.com/#search?q=%23scifichat
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Re: Pure comedy: TheKJA talks Dune in real time

Postby lotek » 19 Feb 2010 15:43

is the adress down or do you need a twit account to access it?

cyberstalkers hey?

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Postby DuneFishUK » 19 Feb 2010 15:51

TheKJA Q2: So far, 11 new Dune novels, all international bestsellers, won many awards, and still a lot of the story to tell. #scifichat 15 minutes ago from web

Awards? eh?

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Re: Pure comedy: TheKJA talks Dune in real time

Postby TheDukester » 19 Feb 2010 15:56

That link works for me, but just in case:

1. Go to Twitter

2. Search for #scifichat ... (be sure to include the #)

That pretty much provides an entire transcript of this blowj- ... um, this "interview."
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Re: Pure comedy: TheKJA talks Dune in real time

Postby Serkanner » 19 Feb 2010 16:28

Priceless in its absurdity.
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Re: Pure comedy: TheKJA talks Dune in real time

Postby Hunchback Jack » 19 Feb 2010 16:35

Man that whole thing was just a massive commercial for KJAs books. Looks like there were only about three other people watching it tho.

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Re: Pure comedy: TheKJA talks Dune in real time

Postby Nekhrun » 19 Feb 2010 16:38

I'm sorry I missed that. What a tool.
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Postby Mandy » 19 Feb 2010 17:12

lol....

TheKJA wow, it looks like a busy year. And aspiring authors, consider coming to the Superstars Writing Seminar in Pasadena. #scifichat about 1 hour ago from web
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Postby Mandy » 19 Feb 2010 17:15

Ah.. well it all makes sense. http://twitter.com/scifichat is David Rozansky.
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Re: Pure comedy: TheKJA talks Dune in real time

Postby TheDukester » 19 Feb 2010 17:47

Yep, it's David Rozany-whatever-Chiggie-calls-him, all over again. And showing the world just how engorged he gets when he thinks about Kevin J. Anderson.

That wasn't a "sci fi chat," by even the loosest definition; that was a big commercial for TheKJA. The fanboys, of course, ate it right up without questioning anything. They were good little sheep, like always.
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Re: Pure comedy: TheKJA talks Dune in real time

Postby Omphalos » 19 Feb 2010 18:10

He is going to get so many chits that he can trade for valuable prizes over at KJA special forces for this.

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Re: Pure comedy: TheKJA talks Dune in real time

Postby lotek » 19 Feb 2010 19:42

TheKJA thanks for the engaging chat. Now, off to face a few more sea monsters.

what does that mean?
More than one Jabecca waiting in each port?

can't see the actual twit yet but my firefox is full of paranoid add ons that like to make things not work just in case...

so all i get is a search result, and that's more than enough!

What an obnoxious little fella really...
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Re: Pure comedy: TheKJA talks Dune in real time

Postby lotek » 19 Feb 2010 20:29

that's even better!
@Saffy You shouldn't deprive thousands or millions of fans of new stories because of a few grouches who'll never be satisfied.
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Re: Pure comedy: TheKJA talks Dune in real time

Postby TheDukester » 19 Feb 2010 22:22

An easy way to follow the inanity is just to use Keith's page, as usual:

http://twitter.com/TheKJA

Most of the questions weren't even worth reading. The first few were from Rozana-Buttkiss-insky (apparently, that's some sort of tradition; who knows?); the next few were just typical fanboy softballs.
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Re: Pure comedy: TheKJA talks Dune in real time

Postby SandChigger » 20 Feb 2010 00:31

Damn! Once again I missed all the action. :(

I loved the KJA bluff about RealDune's "Q" (about where Paul Atreides was born) showing that he hadn't read ANY of the new novels. The asshat pickle fucker has the logical reasoning abilities of a decapitated Mentat.

The Superhacks Writing Seminal plug was pretty hilarious, too.
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I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

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Re: Pure comedy: TheKJA talks Dune in real time

Postby Bijaz » 20 Feb 2010 02:17

SandChigger wrote:Damn! Once again I missed all the action. :(

The asshat pickle fucker has the logical reasoning abilities of a decapitated Mentat.



Decapitated head in a jar floating in windex!

Wait a minute!

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