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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby merkin muffley » 30 May 2010 22:44

John C. Harwood wrote: What would it take to end this conflict between me and you hard core Dune fans. Other than me dropping dead I mean.


Gives me chills. He's like Tupac.

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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby SandChigger » 31 May 2010 04:15

merkin muffley wrote:Gives me chills.


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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby Tleszer » 31 May 2010 06:54

Apparently Chig has not retired that pic. :sad: :puke:
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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby lotek » 31 May 2010 08:08

Hunchback Jack wrote:
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Hunchback Jack wrote:Chig, did you just give a loaded gun to an infant .... again? ;)

HBJ


well even if I am still a child at heart I am quite far from being an infant ;)


Sorry, Lotek, meant no disrespect. I'll choose the metaphor more carefully next time.

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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby SandChigger » 31 May 2010 08:49

Tleszer wrote:Apparently Chig has not retired that pic. :sad: :puke:

There are others in my arsenal which are also NOT retired. They pullulate in the darkness, yearning to burst free and assault your vision, to make your eyes their beetches! :twisted:

Yes, Verdant Booty Boy, you KNOW the ones I mean! :laughing-rollingred:

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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby Tleszer » 31 May 2010 09:25

SandChigger wrote:
Tleszer wrote:Apparently Chig has not retired that pic. :sad: :puke:

There are others in my arsenal which are also NOT retired. They pullulate in the darkness, yearning to burst free and assault your vision, to make your eyes their beetches! :twisted:

Yes, Verdant Booty Boy, you KNOW the ones I mean! :laughing-rollingred:

And now, a moment of silence for Tleszer's eyes. :shhh:

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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby SandChigger » 31 May 2010 13:25

Yeah, nothing hurts quite as much as the Burn-in-Memory! :lol:


Unless it's this, from Dollhouse:

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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby Nekhrun » 31 May 2010 13:30

I've been watching E! News all Memorial Day Weekend trying to see if there would be some kind of tribute to recently deceased Straight Science Fiction Author James C. Harwood and the unusual circumstances surrounding his lawyer's acquisition of the HEREafter shared universe as well as related Twitter/Blogger accounts, but I haven't seen anything. I just don't get what is wrong with the media today. All anyone's talking about is Dennis Hopper.

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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby Omphalos » 31 May 2010 13:43

Nekhrun wrote:I've been watching E! News all Memorial Day Weekend trying to see if there would be some kind of tribute to recently deceased Straight Science Fiction Author James C. Harwood and the unusual circumstances surrounding his lawyer's acquisition of the HEREafter shared universe as well as related Twitter/Blogger accounts, but I haven't seen anything. I just don't get what is wrong with the media today. All anyone's talking about is Dennis Hopper.

Keep the Memory Alive!


I'm pretty sure that the lawyer is keeping a wrap on the news; he's afraid that the monetization campaign at the HEREafter novels website will be put at risk.

(This isn't true. I just posted it because Nekhrun forgot to add the word "monetization" to his post. Shaaaaaaame.)

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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby Nekhrun » 31 May 2010 15:25

Omphalos wrote:Nekhrun forgot to add the word "monetization" to his post. Shaaaaaaame.

DAMN IT! I'm trying hard to keep track of it all, but I totally spaced out on the monetization and the Muslim conspiracy. I'll get 'em next time.
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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby merkin muffley » 31 May 2010 23:31

Nekhrun wrote:
Omphalos wrote:Nekhrun forgot to add the word "monetization" to his post. Shaaaaaaame.

DAMN IT! I'm trying hard to keep track of it all, but I totally spaced out on the monetization and the Muslim conspiracy. I'll get 'em next time.


I would also like to remind everyone that he's STRAIGHT.

Was STRAIGHT, sorry.
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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby SandRider » 01 Jun 2010 00:57

hey, check out Big-O, Mouthpiece in Action - just couldn't not tack on that disclaimer, eh ?

and I was ready to post a request for The Duchig, but chig's head on baby alia's grownup body works, too ...

isn't there an AmericanBeautyChigger with rose petals, too ?

BTW, I got an email response from a Detective on the Norman PD; apparently he wasted an afternoon
surfing the net and getting an eyeful of JIMMAY!, and while he seemed slightly amused by the whole
thing, he told me in no uncertain terms to quit fucking around with the po-leese ... he also mentioned
that he'd go ahead and send James C. Harwood's IP to the child porn task force in OKC; apparently
he also agreed with my profiling ...
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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby TheDukester » 01 Jun 2010 01:35

SandRider wrote:... and while he seemed slightly amused by the whole
thing, he told me in no uncertain terms to quit fucking around with the po-leese ...

:lol: :clap:

I think that would have been my reaction, too. Poor guy is probably wondering why he bothered to take the civil service exam.
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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby merkin muffley » 01 Jun 2010 09:07

SandRider wrote:he also mentioned that he'd go ahead and send James C. Harwood's IP to the child porn task force in OKC; apparently he also agreed with my profiling ...


Libel. Frank Walden is gonna have a field day. He's going to find this detective and make a citizens' arrest.


EDIT: You can't libel the dead, though, right?
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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby Eyes High » 01 Jun 2010 23:37

SandChigger wrote:
Tleszer wrote:Apparently Chig has not retired that pic. :sad: :puke:

There are others in my arsenal which are also NOT retired. They pullulate in the darkness, yearning to burst free and assault your vision, to make your eyes their beetches! :twisted:

Yes, Verdant Booty Boy, you KNOW the ones I mean! :laughing-rollingred:



:scared-eek: Please, for my sanity (or what's left of it), keep that rose petal picture locked up. :angry-screaming: :crying-yellow:
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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby SandChigger » 02 Jun 2010 01:33

You mean, this one... :twisted:

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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby Omphalos » 02 Jun 2010 02:25

Here it cooooooomeeeeeeeees!

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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby inhuien » 02 Jun 2010 04:32

Is it me, or is it too quiet round here? What if he's new and improving it...
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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby Tleszer » 02 Jun 2010 08:21

inhuien wrote:Is it me, or is it too quiet round here? What if he's new and improving it...

:shock:

I hadn't thought of that... :puke:
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USUL! We have WOODSIGN!

Postby SandChigger » 28 Jun 2010 04:35

HToD.net access_log.2010-06-01:

[01/Jun/2010:13:36:42 -0400] "GET /extimgs/chigevo/sandgroucho180.jpg "http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:LcezyWekcoEJ:www.jacurutu.com/viewtopic.php%3Ff%3D18%26t%3D1654+Brian+Conway+Atlanta+Georgia+facebook&cd=8&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us" "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US) AppleWebKit/532.5 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/4.1.249.1064 Safari/532.5"

Now... why would someone at Hardwoody's old IP address be searching for Pestie in that way? :think:

And this one's even weirder, because it's weeks after Hardwoody supposedly died:

HToD.net access_log.2010-06-12:

[12/Jun/2010:08:35:13 -0400] "GET /favicon.ico HTTP/1.1" 200 3638 "http://grandebibliotheque.blogspot.com/" "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US) AppleWebKit/533.4 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/5.0.375.70 Safari/533.4"

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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby Nekhrun » 28 Jun 2010 07:46

It infuriates me that someone would take a dead man's computer and start stalking one of his biggest fans. Maybe we should get newfacedancer over here to see if he can communicate with Harwood's spirit.

Can ghosts use technology? If they do, does that factor into Google Analytics? This could be quite a conspiracy. Those hits shouldn't count because they can't be actual customers and it would mean that websites have been inflating their stats for years now. This could be something for Rakis Holy Nomad as well. We need to start gathering our spiritual forces to build some protection for our members for this new supernatural onslaught of the 21st century.
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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby SandChigger » 28 Jun 2010 09:30

I've been saving my élan vital fluids in a Hellman's Mayonnaise jar in the refrigerator. Does that count? :shifty:

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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby merkin muffley » 28 Jun 2010 11:12

Nekhrun wrote:Maybe we should get newfacedancer over here to see if he can communicate with Harwood's spirit.


I love newfacedancer!
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Re: USUL! We have WOODSIGN!

Postby TheDukester » 28 Jun 2010 11:18

SandChigger wrote:Now... why would someone at Hardwoody's old IP address be searching for Pestie in that way?

Maybe there was an inheritance!

And Frank Walden, using the deceased's computer, is simply executing his duties as an officer of the court by attempting to find Pestie and give him his 20 bucks.
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Re: Torchedwood: The Series

Postby SandChigger » 30 Jun 2010 17:14

Sev and I have been spending a pleasant few days commenting on THE ONE review of KJA's Mop of All Thangs and in a discussion thread over on Amazon. The book has only THE ONE 2-star review at the moment, and there have been no replies to our comments, just a few unhelpful votes. The KJASF crowd really seems to be letting KJA down on this one.

I'm just so glad James didn't live to see this sad day. It's truly heart-rending. OH THE HUMANITY! :tissue2:
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