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What are donuts/doughuts?

Postby lotek » 17 Sep 2010 10:26

We're having a deep work conversation about donuts with my colleague, and I was wondering what exactly is a donut :)
Mainly does it need to have the central hole or not?
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We got some Image doughnuts and they were plain buns...

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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

Postby Freakzilla » 17 Sep 2010 10:45

Nuts:

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Donut:

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See the similarity?

If it doesn't have a hole it must be filled.

They are usually sweet, deep-fried from a flour dough, and shaped in rings or flattened spheres that sometimes contain fillings.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doughnut
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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

Postby grandmastercrafter » 17 Sep 2010 11:01

Freakzilla wrote:If it doesn't have a hole it must be filled.

Is that what she said? :think:
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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

Postby lotek » 17 Sep 2010 11:17

Freakzilla wrote:Nuts:

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dobolts?
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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

Postby lotek » 17 Sep 2010 11:19

one more question
what is a flattened sphere with no filling then?
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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

Postby Freakzilla » 17 Sep 2010 11:20

Bolt:

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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

Postby Freakzilla » 17 Sep 2010 11:21

lotek wrote:one more question
what is a flattened sphere with no filling then?



The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote:

"A flute with no holes is not a flute...

"...and a doughnut

with no hole is a Danish."

He was a funny guy.
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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

Postby lotek » 17 Sep 2010 11:41

Freakzilla wrote:Bolt:

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:roll:


:lol:
yeah well that was not so bad considering it was siesta time at work :)

Thanks for the Zen explanation!
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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

Postby Eyes High » 17 Sep 2010 12:48

The glazed ones from Krispy Kreme are delicious.

But I've heard them call heart attacks waiting to happen. But dang they can be good.
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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

Postby A Thing of Eternity » 17 Sep 2010 12:59

Longjohn doughnuts don't have holes or filling.

It's one of those things, like how people refer to all tissue as kleenex sometimes. Doughnuts as a term probably only meant the ones with holes at first, but then people didn't want to come up with new names for the others.
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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

Postby Freakzilla » 17 Sep 2010 13:15

Eyes High wrote:The glazed ones from Krispy Kreme are delicious.

But I've heard them call heart attacks waiting to happen. But dang they can be good.


That's just when you use glazed Krispey Kreme donuts as cheeseburger buns.

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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

Postby A Thing of Eternity » 17 Sep 2010 13:54

Maybe you're right Freak, no matter what healthcare one gives to the US people, they'll probably just keep-on dyin! :puke:
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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

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Ain't no probably about it. :wink:
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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

Postby A Thing of Eternity » 17 Sep 2010 15:24

We'll have to remember that and give it serious thought before we make the decision whether to annex you into the Candexico empire. :wink:

(Is that the name I came up with before? Can't recall...)
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A Thing of Eternity wrote:We'll have to remember that and give it serious thought before we make the decision whether to annex you into the Candexico empire. :wink:

(Is that the name I came up with before? Can't recall...)


Don't fool yourself one bit. As soon as global warming makes Mexico and the US uninhabitable all of us will be rolling over your boarders to annex your northern farmlands and recapture the seceeded state of Alaska. I'll be sure to stop by and say 'Hi!' as I roll by on my way up to my new home in Whitehorse. :wink:

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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

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Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:We'll have to remember that and give it serious thought before we make the decision whether to annex you into the Candexico empire. :wink:

(Is that the name I came up with before? Can't recall...)


Don't fool yourself one bit. As soon as global warming makes Mexico and the US uninhabitable all of us will be rolling over your boarders to annex your northern farmlands and recapture the seceeded state of Alaska. I'll be sure to stop by and say 'Hi!' as I roll by on my way up to my new home in Whitehorse. :wink:


Well -I guess it's a race to see what happens first, this global warming scenario you speak of, or China calling in the US's debt and Canada buying states for 10 or 12 bucks a piece at the bankruptcy auction! :shock:
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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

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A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:We'll have to remember that and give it serious thought before we make the decision whether to annex you into the Candexico empire. :wink:

(Is that the name I came up with before? Can't recall...)


Don't fool yourself one bit. As soon as global warming makes Mexico and the US uninhabitable all of us will be rolling over your boarders to annex your northern farmlands and recapture the seceeded state of Alaska. I'll be sure to stop by and say 'Hi!' as I roll by on my way up to my new home in Whitehorse. :wink:


Well -I guess it's a race to see what happens first, this global warming scenario you speak of, or China calling in the US's debt and Canada buying states for 10 or 12 bucks a piece at the bankruptcy auction! :shock:


You can have Georgia, Delaware and DC. As for the rest, them's fightin' words! (At least until they are uninhabitable). I demand PEI in compensation for the affront! :flags-usa: :violence-ak47: :flags-canada:

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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

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Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:We'll have to remember that and give it serious thought before we make the decision whether to annex you into the Candexico empire. :wink:

(Is that the name I came up with before? Can't recall...)


Don't fool yourself one bit. As soon as global warming makes Mexico and the US uninhabitable all of us will be rolling over your boarders to annex your northern farmlands and recapture the seceeded state of Alaska. I'll be sure to stop by and say 'Hi!' as I roll by on my way up to my new home in Whitehorse. :wink:


Well -I guess it's a race to see what happens first, this global warming scenario you speak of, or China calling in the US's debt and Canada buying states for 10 or 12 bucks a piece at the bankruptcy auction! :shock:


You can have Georgia, Delaware and DC. As for the rest, them's fightin' words! (At least until they are uninhabitable). I demand PEI in compensation for the affront!



Instead of PEI how's about you take Quebec in advance? We want the states that are already practically Canadian anyways, Hawaii, Washington, and whichever other ones are cool, maybe California... you guys have too many for me to remember them all! Ooo, and whichever ones make that Cajun food. I like that stuff.

You can also take one of our Prairie provinces, half of Alberta would join the US right now if they had their say. It could become North Monatana or somesuch.
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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

Postby Omphalos » 17 Sep 2010 18:12

A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:We'll have to remember that and give it serious thought before we make the decision whether to annex you into the Candexico empire. :wink:

(Is that the name I came up with before? Can't recall...)


Don't fool yourself one bit. As soon as global warming makes Mexico and the US uninhabitable all of us will be rolling over your boarders to annex your northern farmlands and recapture the seceeded state of Alaska. I'll be sure to stop by and say 'Hi!' as I roll by on my way up to my new home in Whitehorse. :wink:


Well -I guess it's a race to see what happens first, this global warming scenario you speak of, or China calling in the US's debt and Canada buying states for 10 or 12 bucks a piece at the bankruptcy auction! :shock:


You can have Georgia, Delaware and DC. As for the rest, them's fightin' words! (At least until they are uninhabitable). I demand PEI in compensation for the affront!



Instead of PEI how's about you take Quebec in advance? We want the states that are already practically Canadian anyways, Hawaii, Washington, and whichever other ones are cool, maybe California... you guys have too many for me to remember them all! Ooo, and whichever ones make that Cajun food. I like that stuff.

You can also take one of our Prairie provinces, half of Alberta would join the US right now if they had their say. It could become North Monatana or somesuch.


We want your oil, your uranium, your Pacfic port cities, your crop lands and your women, so we take BC, Alberta, everything up north and everything within 100 miles of the boarder. We'll give Quebec to the Walt Disney Corporation (they're the only ones, as far as I can tell, who can get French people to accept American institutions, plus it kinda looks disneyish there already). Hell, I guess we'd better get Manitoba and Ontario too, seeing as they have coastal access. And wherever your h hockey schools are, we get those too. You get the maritimes and Skatachewan, teh entire American south to Texas, Delaware, DC, and hell, Ill throw in Cuba too. At least until we want them back. You can also have Guam and the Northern Mariannas. I figure your population would fit there, plus, they're warm. How's that sound?

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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

Postby A Thing of Eternity » 17 Sep 2010 18:21

Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:We'll have to remember that and give it serious thought before we make the decision whether to annex you into the Candexico empire. :wink:

(Is that the name I came up with before? Can't recall...)


Don't fool yourself one bit. As soon as global warming makes Mexico and the US uninhabitable all of us will be rolling over your boarders to annex your northern farmlands and recapture the seceeded state of Alaska. I'll be sure to stop by and say 'Hi!' as I roll by on my way up to my new home in Whitehorse. :wink:


Well -I guess it's a race to see what happens first, this global warming scenario you speak of, or China calling in the US's debt and Canada buying states for 10 or 12 bucks a piece at the bankruptcy auction! :shock:


You can have Georgia, Delaware and DC. As for the rest, them's fightin' words! (At least until they are uninhabitable). I demand PEI in compensation for the affront!



Instead of PEI how's about you take Quebec in advance? We want the states that are already practically Canadian anyways, Hawaii, Washington, and whichever other ones are cool, maybe California... you guys have too many for me to remember them all! Ooo, and whichever ones make that Cajun food. I like that stuff.

You can also take one of our Prairie provinces, half of Alberta would join the US right now if they had their say. It could become North Monatana or somesuch.


We want your oil, your uranium, your Pacfic port cities, your crop lands and your women, so we take BC, Alberta, everything up north and everything within 100 miles of the boarder. We'll give Quebec to the Walt Disney Corporation (they're the only ones, as far as I can tell, who can get French people to accept American institutions, plus it kinda looks disneyish there already). Hell, I guess we'd better get Manitoba and Ontario too, seeing as they have coastal access. And wherever your h hockey schools are, we get those too. You get the maritimes and Skatachewan, teh entire American south to Texas, Delaware, DC, and hell, Ill throw in Cuba too. At least until we want them back. You can also have Guam and the Northern Mariannas. I figure your population would fit there, plus, they're warm. How's that sound?


Only if we get Washington and Hawaii, and we keep BC. (other than BC and the Maritimes I don't care much!).
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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

Postby Omphalos » 17 Sep 2010 21:56

A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:We'll have to remember that and give it serious thought before we make the decision whether to annex you into the Candexico empire. :wink:

(Is that the name I came up with before? Can't recall...)


Don't fool yourself one bit. As soon as global warming makes Mexico and the US uninhabitable all of us will be rolling over your boarders to annex your northern farmlands and recapture the seceeded state of Alaska. I'll be sure to stop by and say 'Hi!' as I roll by on my way up to my new home in Whitehorse. :wink:


Well -I guess it's a race to see what happens first, this global warming scenario you speak of, or China calling in the US's debt and Canada buying states for 10 or 12 bucks a piece at the bankruptcy auction! :shock:


You can have Georgia, Delaware and DC. As for the rest, them's fightin' words! (At least until they are uninhabitable). I demand PEI in compensation for the affront!



Instead of PEI how's about you take Quebec in advance? We want the states that are already practically Canadian anyways, Hawaii, Washington, and whichever other ones are cool, maybe California... you guys have too many for me to remember them all! Ooo, and whichever ones make that Cajun food. I like that stuff.

You can also take one of our Prairie provinces, half of Alberta would join the US right now if they had their say. It could become North Monatana or somesuch.


We want your oil, your uranium, your Pacfic port cities, your crop lands and your women, so we take BC, Alberta, everything up north and everything within 100 miles of the boarder. We'll give Quebec to the Walt Disney Corporation (they're the only ones, as far as I can tell, who can get French people to accept American institutions, plus it kinda looks disneyish there already). Hell, I guess we'd better get Manitoba and Ontario too, seeing as they have coastal access. And wherever your h hockey schools are, we get those too. You get the maritimes and Skatachewan, teh entire American south to Texas, Delaware, DC, and hell, Ill throw in Cuba too. At least until we want them back. You can also have Guam and the Northern Mariannas. I figure your population would fit there, plus, they're warm. How's that sound?


Only if we get Washington and Hawaii, and we keep BC. (other than BC and the Maritimes I don't care much!).


Nupe. Sorry. It's 310,000,000 vs. 34,000,000, and we're great at beating back your English masters. plus we can come at you from two sides. Your unique qualities and distinctiveness will be assimilated.

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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

Postby A Thing of Eternity » 18 Sep 2010 01:52

Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:We'll have to remember that and give it serious thought before we make the decision whether to annex you into the Candexico empire. :wink:

(Is that the name I came up with before? Can't recall...)


Don't fool yourself one bit. As soon as global warming makes Mexico and the US uninhabitable all of us will be rolling over your boarders to annex your northern farmlands and recapture the seceeded state of Alaska. I'll be sure to stop by and say 'Hi!' as I roll by on my way up to my new home in Whitehorse. :wink:


Well -I guess it's a race to see what happens first, this global warming scenario you speak of, or China calling in the US's debt and Canada buying states for 10 or 12 bucks a piece at the bankruptcy auction! :shock:


You can have Georgia, Delaware and DC. As for the rest, them's fightin' words! (At least until they are uninhabitable). I demand PEI in compensation for the affront!



Instead of PEI how's about you take Quebec in advance? We want the states that are already practically Canadian anyways, Hawaii, Washington, and whichever other ones are cool, maybe California... you guys have too many for me to remember them all! Ooo, and whichever ones make that Cajun food. I like that stuff.

You can also take one of our Prairie provinces, half of Alberta would join the US right now if they had their say. It could become North Monatana or somesuch.


We want your oil, your uranium, your Pacfic port cities, your crop lands and your women, so we take BC, Alberta, everything up north and everything within 100 miles of the boarder. We'll give Quebec to the Walt Disney Corporation (they're the only ones, as far as I can tell, who can get French people to accept American institutions, plus it kinda looks disneyish there already). Hell, I guess we'd better get Manitoba and Ontario too, seeing as they have coastal access. And wherever your h hockey schools are, we get those too. You get the maritimes and Skatachewan, teh entire American south to Texas, Delaware, DC, and hell, Ill throw in Cuba too. At least until we want them back. You can also have Guam and the Northern Mariannas. I figure your population would fit there, plus, they're warm. How's that sound?


Only if we get Washington and Hawaii, and we keep BC. (other than BC and the Maritimes I don't care much!).


Nupe. Sorry. It's 310,000,000 vs. 34,000,000, and we're great at beating back your English masters. plus we can come at you from two sides. Your unique qualities and distinctiveness will be assimilated.


Oh but this won't be much of a war, you'll have pawned your army to convince China not to invade, so even with all the gun owners this will be no cake walk!





I can't believe we're still going with this!
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Postby Omphalos » 18 Sep 2010 03:47

A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:We'll have to remember that and give it serious thought before we make the decision whether to annex you into the Candexico empire. :wink:

(Is that the name I came up with before? Can't recall...)


Don't fool yourself one bit. As soon as global warming makes Mexico and the US uninhabitable all of us will be rolling over your boarders to annex your northern farmlands and recapture the seceeded state of Alaska. I'll be sure to stop by and say 'Hi!' as I roll by on my way up to my new home in Whitehorse. :wink:


Well -I guess it's a race to see what happens first, this global warming scenario you speak of, or China calling in the US's debt and Canada buying states for 10 or 12 bucks a piece at the bankruptcy auction! :shock:


You can have Georgia, Delaware and DC. As for the rest, them's fightin' words! (At least until they are uninhabitable). I demand PEI in compensation for the affront!



Instead of PEI how's about you take Quebec in advance? We want the states that are already practically Canadian anyways, Hawaii, Washington, and whichever other ones are cool, maybe California... you guys have too many for me to remember them all! Ooo, and whichever ones make that Cajun food. I like that stuff.

You can also take one of our Prairie provinces, half of Alberta would join the US right now if they had their say. It could become North Monatana or somesuch.


We want your oil, your uranium, your Pacfic port cities, your crop lands and your women, so we take BC, Alberta, everything up north and everything within 100 miles of the boarder. We'll give Quebec to the Walt Disney Corporation (they're the only ones, as far as I can tell, who can get French people to accept American institutions, plus it kinda looks disneyish there already). Hell, I guess we'd better get Manitoba and Ontario too, seeing as they have coastal access. And wherever your h hockey schools are, we get those too. You get the maritimes and Skatachewan, teh entire American south to Texas, Delaware, DC, and hell, Ill throw in Cuba too. At least until we want them back. You can also have Guam and the Northern Mariannas. I figure your population would fit there, plus, they're warm. How's that sound?


Only if we get Washington and Hawaii, and we keep BC. (other than BC and the Maritimes I don't care much!).


Nupe. Sorry. It's 310,000,000 vs. 34,000,000, and we're great at beating back your English masters. plus we can come at you from two sides. Your unique qualities and distinctiveness will be assimilated.


Oh but this won't be much of a war, you'll have pawned your army to convince China not to invade, so even with all the gun owners this will be no cake walk!





I can't believe we're still going with this!


All of a sudden I had an urge to watch Canadian Bacon, but couldn't get to the video store. Guess you got the brunt of it, my man.

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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

Postby A Thing of Eternity » 18 Sep 2010 14:04

Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:We'll have to remember that and give it serious thought before we make the decision whether to annex you into the Candexico empire. :wink:

(Is that the name I came up with before? Can't recall...)


Don't fool yourself one bit. As soon as global warming makes Mexico and the US uninhabitable all of us will be rolling over your boarders to annex your northern farmlands and recapture the seceeded state of Alaska. I'll be sure to stop by and say 'Hi!' as I roll by on my way up to my new home in Whitehorse. :wink:


Well -I guess it's a race to see what happens first, this global warming scenario you speak of, or China calling in the US's debt and Canada buying states for 10 or 12 bucks a piece at the bankruptcy auction! :shock:


You can have Georgia, Delaware and DC. As for the rest, them's fightin' words! (At least until they are uninhabitable). I demand PEI in compensation for the affront!



Instead of PEI how's about you take Quebec in advance? We want the states that are already practically Canadian anyways, Hawaii, Washington, and whichever other ones are cool, maybe California... you guys have too many for me to remember them all! Ooo, and whichever ones make that Cajun food. I like that stuff.

You can also take one of our Prairie provinces, half of Alberta would join the US right now if they had their say. It could become North Monatana or somesuch.


We want your oil, your uranium, your Pacfic port cities, your crop lands and your women, so we take BC, Alberta, everything up north and everything within 100 miles of the boarder. We'll give Quebec to the Walt Disney Corporation (they're the only ones, as far as I can tell, who can get French people to accept American institutions, plus it kinda looks disneyish there already). Hell, I guess we'd better get Manitoba and Ontario too, seeing as they have coastal access. And wherever your h hockey schools are, we get those too. You get the maritimes and Skatachewan, teh entire American south to Texas, Delaware, DC, and hell, Ill throw in Cuba too. At least until we want them back. You can also have Guam and the Northern Mariannas. I figure your population would fit there, plus, they're warm. How's that sound?


Only if we get Washington and Hawaii, and we keep BC. (other than BC and the Maritimes I don't care much!).


Nupe. Sorry. It's 310,000,000 vs. 34,000,000, and we're great at beating back your English masters. plus we can come at you from two sides. Your unique qualities and distinctiveness will be assimilated.


Oh but this won't be much of a war, you'll have pawned your army to convince China not to invade, so even with all the gun owners this will be no cake walk!





I can't believe we're still going with this!


All of a sudden I had an urge to watch Canadian Bacon, but couldn't get to the video store. Guess you got the brunt of it, my man.


I don't think I've ever seen that movie.
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Re: What are donuts/doughuts?

Postby lotek » 18 Sep 2010 15:36

A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:We'll have to remember that and give it serious thought before we make the decision whether to annex you into the Candexico empire. :wink:

(Is that the name I came up with before? Can't recall...)


Don't fool yourself one bit. As soon as global warming makes Mexico and the US uninhabitable all of us will be rolling over your boarders to annex your northern farmlands and recapture the seceeded state of Alaska. I'll be sure to stop by and say 'Hi!' as I roll by on my way up to my new home in Whitehorse. :wink:


Well -I guess it's a race to see what happens first, this global warming scenario you speak of, or China calling in the US's debt and Canada buying states for 10 or 12 bucks a piece at the bankruptcy auction! :shock:


You can have Georgia, Delaware and DC. As for the rest, them's fightin' words! (At least until they are uninhabitable). I demand PEI in compensation for the affront!



Instead of PEI how's about you take Quebec in advance? We want the states that are already practically Canadian anyways, Hawaii, Washington, and whichever other ones are cool, maybe California... you guys have too many for me to remember them all! Ooo, and whichever ones make that Cajun food. I like that stuff.

You can also take one of our Prairie provinces, half of Alberta would join the US right now if they had their say. It could become North Monatana or somesuch.


We want your oil, your uranium, your Pacfic port cities, your crop lands and your women, so we take BC, Alberta, everything up north and everything within 100 miles of the boarder. We'll give Quebec to the Walt Disney Corporation (they're the only ones, as far as I can tell, who can get French people to accept American institutions, plus it kinda looks disneyish there already). Hell, I guess we'd better get Manitoba and Ontario too, seeing as they have coastal access. And wherever your h hockey schools are, we get those too. You get the maritimes and Skatachewan, teh entire American south to Texas, Delaware, DC, and hell, Ill throw in Cuba too. At least until we want them back. You can also have Guam and the Northern Mariannas. I figure your population would fit there, plus, they're warm. How's that sound?


Only if we get Washington and Hawaii, and we keep BC. (other than BC and the Maritimes I don't care much!).


Nupe. Sorry. It's 310,000,000 vs. 34,000,000, and we're great at beating back your English masters. plus we can come at you from two sides. Your unique qualities and distinctiveness will be assimilated.


Oh but this won't be much of a war, you'll have pawned your army to convince China not to invade, so even with all the gun owners this will be no cake walk!





I can't believe we're still going with this!


All of a sudden I had an urge to watch Canadian Bacon, but couldn't get to the video store. Guess you got the brunt of it, my man.


I don't think I've ever seen that movie.


from donuts to canadian bacon, the circle is complete!
Spice is the worm's gonads.