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    Re: URGENT TRANSACTION REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE

    Postby Omphalos » 13 Oct 2010 22:57

    SandRider wrote:I'll give you minute to re-read that and edit ...


    Doesn't quite have the singular meaning and dramatic punch I was obviously looking for, does it?

    How's this: Eat my shit!
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    Re: URGENT TRANSACTION REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE

    Postby Eyes High » 13 Oct 2010 23:00

    Omphalos wrote:
    SandRider wrote:Omphalos as The Castle ...


    Bite me, Gramps. :character-oldtimer:

    You may enter through the back door only. Be sure to bring a flashlight.



    I figured he was talking about that last line Omph. :mrgreen:
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    Re: URGENT TRANSACTION REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE

    Postby Eyes High » 13 Oct 2010 23:05

    SandRider wrote:well, hello kiddo !

    ....

    Eyes High as Janet, Mandy as Columbia ....

    ....
    these are just my suggestions, of course ....

    ....


    I'm game.

    I just hope I'm not as Dunce as I remember her being.
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    Re: URGENT TRANSACTION REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE

    Postby inhuien » 14 Oct 2010 10:13

    I always thought Janet was just playing at being dumb to disguise her lusting after Frankenfurter. Bagsy Dr. Scott.
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    Re: URGENT TRANSACTION REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE

    Postby Freakzilla » 14 Oct 2010 10:25

    inhuien wrote:I always thought Janet was just playing at being dumb to disguise her lusting after Frankenfurter. Bagsy Dr. Scott.


    Frank wasn't her type... who's going to be Rocky?
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    Re: URGENT TRANSACTION REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE

    Postby inhuien » 14 Oct 2010 10:35

    Freakzilla wrote:
    inhuien wrote:I always thought Janet was just playing at being dumb to disguise her lusting after Frankenfurter. Bagsy Dr. Scott.


    Frank wasn't her type... who's going to be Rocky?


    Na she was playing hard to get. I vote we adopt The Rocky Horror Picture Show as a theme till Halloween. Who's up for it?
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    Re: URGENT TRANSACTION REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE

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    Re: URGENT TRANSACTION REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE

    Postby Drunken Idaho » 20 Oct 2010 14:59

    Well done, SR...

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    Re: URGENT TRANSACTION REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE

    Postby SandRider » 01 Jan 2011 01:37

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    First off, let me say:
    Y'all suck my putrid, festering dick.
    Eat shit and die in a fire. You too, Bill. Stupid fucking cocksuckers. Tell you what - YOU sign in to MY account,
    and I'LL show YOU some pictures. The first one will be of my putrid, festering dick, that which you all have
    been formally invited to suck.

    I fucking triple dog-dare you to cancel my free, corporate sponsored, useless fucking email account. I pray to
    the little baby jesus that you could. I also triple-dog dare you to get your own fucking useless Microsoft
    free email addresses off of Calvin Woon's mailing list. You think you bitches are scammin-scammers ?
    Y'all ain't shit. Calvin's gonna choke your inbox (just like your neck choking on my greasy black pecker)
    so fast, the dipshit fucktards @Microsoft won't need to delete your little amateur password-stealing
    circle-jerk.

    I'll give y'all a little clue about my password, tho ....
    starts with SUCK, ends with MY DICK.

    My security question is:
    How far can I stick my penis down your throat before you regain consciousness ?
    answer:
    My glans will be tickling your intestines ....

    So, Happy New Year, and go fuck yourselves.
    You too, Bill. You are such a bitch, and I hate you.

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    Re: URGENT TRANSACTION REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE

    Postby Freakzilla » 01 Jan 2011 02:21

    :lol:
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    Re: URGENT TRANSACTION REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE

    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 01 Jan 2011 18:08

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    Re: URGENT TRANSACTION REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE

    Postby SandChigger » 01 Jan 2011 18:20

    SandRider wrote:my greasy black pecker

    Dude... wash that thing already! :shock:

    My security question is:
    How far can I stick my penis down your throat before you regain consciousness ?
    answer:
    My glans will be tickling your intestines ....

    :lol:
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