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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby Omphalos » 07 Feb 2011 02:16

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And you REALLY have to see this shit. :laughing-rolling:

DaVEEED. Oh, gawd, can't breathe... :lol: Fucking. Affected. Asshat. Shithead. :laughing:

WARNING: CAN INDUCE CONVULSIONS AROUND TIMESTAMP 12:08


1:56 in and its the worst video blog I've ever seen. What a dick.

EDIT: blog ain't much better. Guy is practically illiterate and has delusions of grandeur about those multiple blogs and his Trump Network pyramid marketing scheme (yes, that refers to some Donald Trump/Amway thing, not the Trump to call all'a God's little chilluns home).

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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby merkin muffley » 07 Feb 2011 02:39

Riveting. Doesn't he realize that's impossible to sit through?
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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby SandChigger » 07 Feb 2011 02:42

TheDukester wrote:Okay, so wait ... that's just that idiot talking? For like fourteen minutes? :shock:

Yeah, pass. I'd sooner spend an evening with my Home Root Canal Kit.

:lol:

Well, understand that I actually watched ONLY about a minute or two of it and then came here to post about it. And then just left it playing in the background, not even half-listening to him.

But then when he made this noise like he'd just swallowed his own nose, I had to check to see if his face had caved in. More.

It hadn't, but I "rewound" and found the timestamp for it. :lol:

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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby SandChigger » 07 Feb 2011 02:48

By the way, I'm thinking something righteously evil should be done to that "book trailer". And soon. :twisted:
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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby inhuien » 07 Feb 2011 06:51

SandChigger wrote:By the way, I'm thinking something righteously evil should be done to that "book trailer". And soon. :twisted:

A video trailer for a book, is this a new thing? Just strikes me as smelly, like a viral for cheeses.
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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby inhuien » 07 Feb 2011 06:54

SandChigger wrote:DaVEEED. Oh, gawd, can't breathe... :lol: Fucking. Affected. Asshat. Shithead. :laughing:
1:09.23ish "I've had my name pretty much all my life" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby Nekhrun » 07 Feb 2011 09:23

inhuien wrote:
SandChigger wrote:DaVEEED. Oh, gawd, can't breathe... :lol: Fucking. Affected. Asshat. Shithead. :laughing:
1:09.23ish "I've had my name pretty much all my life" :lol: :lol: :lol:

That video is gold! :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby SandChigger » 07 Feb 2011 10:38

inhuien wrote:
SandChigger wrote:By the way, I'm thinking something righteously evil should be done to that "book trailer". And soon. :twisted:

A video trailer for a book, is this a new thing? Just strikes me as smelly, like a viral for cheeses.

It's the stupidest goddamned thing (the name itself, I mean) that I've ever heard.

I guess they started out as book commercials on specialty channels like SciFi? I think I've seen a few of those when I've been back on my yearly trips, but they don't show them over here. Not that I've seen, at any rate. (Plenty of book talk shows, but not so many "book infomercials".)


As for DizzyJAM's video, I love the way a lot of these people have never heard of the word EDIT.

Fucking amateurs. :roll:

Edit: Whoa... I'd forgotten how easy it is to put together a movie from a series of images on the Mac. The QuickTime Player basically does it all for you. Then add background music/sound effects in iMovie and you're done. :shock:

Which just makes that "book trailer" look all the more amateurish. :roll:
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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby SandChigger » 07 Feb 2011 19:09

Anyone know of any good sites with endoscopic photos, like taken inside intestines, or of anal sphincters? ;)
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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby Omphalos » 07 Feb 2011 21:55

SandChigger wrote:Anyone know of any good sites with endoscopic photos, like taken inside intestines, or of anal sphincters? ;)


Get Katie Couric's colonoscopy video.

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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby merkin muffley » 07 Feb 2011 22:52

A jizzydam is an improvised prophylactic that can be used as either a dental dam or condom, usually a ziploc bag or a piece of saran wrap.
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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby SandChigger » 08 Feb 2011 06:07

You're just an overflowing founts of... really disturbing information. :lol:

I'm assuming that the JizzyDam in question here's face and high voice make him a walking prophylactic. ;) (But then again, stranger beasties seem to have coupled and mated successfully. Right, Pestie? Or did you catch & make yours before the neck explosion?)


(Thanks, Omph! I'll check that out!)

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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby SandChigger » 09 Feb 2011 05:26

Buttplugs! YES, THAT'S IT! OF COURSE, HOW COULD I HAVE NOT SEEN IT BEFORE?!

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Um... never mind... :?
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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby Hunchback Jack » 09 Feb 2011 13:56

Oddest epiphany I've ever witnessed. :shock:

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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby SandChigger » 09 Feb 2011 17:40

My good man, you will have no idea what "odd" truly is until you see what I'm working on. ;)

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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby Tleszer » 09 Feb 2011 19:08

Preemptive vomit?
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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby SandChigger » 09 Feb 2011 22:21

You might want to store it up in a baggy, yes. :?
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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby SandChigger » 11 Feb 2011 00:43

I'm having TOO MUCH FUN parodying the "book trailer". :laughing-rolling:

Mainly because it's given me an excuse today (HOLIDAY!!!) to play with my 3D modeling app, Cheetah3D. :D

I did the scene for the fake book cover and exported it as an image and added the titles, with some spurious quotes...

"What are those, buttplugs?" Larry Niven, best-selling author

(Who knew modeling a buttplug could be so easy?! :shock: )
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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby Hunchback Jack » 11 Feb 2011 01:32

I've modeled many a buttplug in my time.

Oh, you mean in *software*.

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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby SandChigger » 12 Feb 2011 20:55

Um... yes! :lol:

A little teaser, then: the cover from the book in the trailer:

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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby Omphalos » 12 Feb 2011 21:32

Dude, that looks more like an ass dildo than a butt plug.

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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby SandChigger » 12 Feb 2011 21:47

Really? Which one? :?

Not having any real experience of the things, I was just going from images on the Web. Mine are a bit pointier, but they're supposed to be alien lifeforms.

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Postby Kojiro » 13 Feb 2011 02:03

Heh... "enematic." Funny.
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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby Omphalos » 13 Feb 2011 02:14

The pne the guy is shoving up his ass (and yes, I left that typo for ypu). :D

The rest are obviously anal distenders/plugs.

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Re: The Hell Hole Trilogy

Postby merkin muffley » 13 Feb 2011 02:19

I just use a shoe horn.
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