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    Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby SandRider » 21 Oct 2011 16:37

    close, but no cigar ...
    space.com wrote:http://www.space.com/13302-doomsday-com ... flyby.html
    'Doomsday' Comet Elenin Zips by Earth in Pieces
    We can all breathe a sigh of relief: The so-called "doomsday comet" Elenin made its closest flyby of Earth Sunday (Oct. 16), and no cataclysms ensued. Some skywatching soothsayers had predicted that Elenin's approach Sunday would trigger catastrophic earthquakes and tsunamis. Others had sounded even more dire alarms, suggesting that Elenin was not a comet at all but a rogue planet called Nibiru whose Earth encounter could usher in the apocalypse. But none of that came to pass, as Elenin zipped by our planet at the safe remove of 22 million miles (35.4 million kilometers) and sped off into deep space. Or crumbs of the comet did, anyway. [Gallery: Comet Elenin in Pictures] The comet began breaking up after getting hammered by a powerful solar storm in August, and a close pass by the sun on Sept. 10 apparently finished Elenin off, scientists say. So what cruised by Earth over the weekend was likely a stream of debris, not an intact comet. "Now it's just a cloud of particles that will follow along in the comet's path and exit the solar system, and we won't see any of the particles for at least another 12 millenia," said astronomer Don Yeomans, of the Near-Earth Object Program Office at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif.


    Dick Hoagland's got an answer for everything, tho ...
    Nutbag Webpage wrote:http://news.exopoliticsinstitute.org/in ... shield997/
    Did Comet Elenin disintegrate or reveal alien energy shield?
    Aside from the apparent diminishing of luminosity and alleged break up of Elenin caused by the August 19 CME, something else happened on that date. According to Richard Hoagland, an unmistakable energy shield appeared. Hoagland writes:
    Here is the latest Enterprise Elenin imaging — produced from an original NASA STEREO-B satellite video, the latter recorded during Elenin’s recent encounter with a solar CME (coronal mass ejection), August 19th. The new image-composite (made from THREE “40-second HI-1 camera frames”) reveals several additional, startling details about Elenin’s now strikingly “tetrahedral shield” (which we discovered only last week) — that is apparently protecting “Elenin the spacecraft” (deep inside this shield) from excess solar radiation…. The full dimensions of this extraordinary “geometric force structure” now measures more than ~300,000 miles along each edge — more than 1.5 times the distance of Earth from the Moon! Needless to say, there is NO QUESTION now regarding the artificial nature of this object/structure …


    yeah, but maybe I am right, and the Mayans couldn't count their way out of a buffalo gourd :
    http://elenin.org/
    To be as brief as possible, the solar dating system that is the Gregorian calendar that you swear by, inherited a number of flaws in them. The most obvious one would be of the missing day every century, owing to the rounding up of 365 days, 5 hours, 48 minutes, 45.25 seconds to 3651/4 days in the Julian calendar that was used before the Gregorian one, which by the 16th century, saw to the ‘disappearance’ of 14 days! In addition, Pope Gregory, who authorized the conversion to the Julian calendar in 1582, shifted the calendar by 11 days, which saw the calendar leap from March 4, 1582 to March 15 the next day. In addition, the new calendar is still losing 30 seconds from the solar cycle annually. Add to the fact that the Julian calendar that was adopted by, who else, Julius Caesar in the eight century made a leap of 67 days to sync with the solar cycle, and upon his death, there were confusions with the methodology involved, with the most damaging being the three years leap years (instead of the now common four). Recalculating the Great Cycle in its entirety against the modern calendar, taking into account the faults and adjustments incorporated into it would reveal that the prophesized date would in fact be on October 28, 2011 – within weeks of Elenin’s projected perihelion, and more alarmingly, within 12 days of its forecasted perigee (closest orbital distance to the center of earth).




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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby SandRider » 21 Oct 2011 16:45

    ................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby Serkanner » 21 Oct 2011 16:47

    ... in 1582 the calender leapt 11 days. I wonder what happened during those days. :think:
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby SandChigger » 24 Oct 2011 08:28

    (Shhhhhh! Stop reminding people about that! :shhh: )

    DICK Hoagland... before he can dick you! :shock:
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby SandRider » 23 Nov 2011 21:31

    what's the next pending apocalypse-crisis ?

    I ain't checked no email in weeks, so I don't know what my Idiot Brother is going on about now ...
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby SandChigger » 23 Nov 2011 22:00

    Well... Marilyn the Amazon Cunt has been going on in the Religion forum about Publicly Nude Homosexual Men™ in San Francisco riding buses and eating in restaurants as a way of attracting sexual partners and luring Impressionable Young-Minds™ into Abomination. I think she's expecting a great flood of squealing but fabulous nekkid flesh to cum spurting over the Rockies and wash down over God's Land, Texas, and drownd her and all other People of Faith™ in the clammy condensation of their excited exhalations mixed with the sweat of their sculpted bumcheeks.

    Sometime early in 2012, if I remember right.

    That or the world will be destroyed by Abominable Atheist Scientists and their Illogic!!!

    (I wish her husband would stop hanging around in the men's room at the mall with his dick in the wall, hoping someone in the next stall will give him a tug, and just go home and shove it down her throat and shut the old bitch the fuck up for a while. :roll: )
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby SandRider » 23 Nov 2011 22:18

    Sometime early in 2012, if I remember right.


    can I get an exact date, for my calendar, plz ?
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby SandChigger » 24 Nov 2011 09:23

    When's your birthday? :P
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby lotek » 24 Nov 2011 10:03

    next year ?
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    Postby SandRider » 24 Nov 2011 13:11

    03/25/47
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby SandChigger » 24 Nov 2011 14:16

    HOLY MAKER YOU'RE OLD! :shock:


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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby SadisticCynic » 24 Nov 2011 19:02

    Well... Marilyn the Amazon Cunt has been going on in the Religion forum about Publicly Nude Homosexual Men™ in San Francisco riding buses and eating in restaurants as a way of attracting sexual partners and luring Impressionable Young-Minds™ into Abomination. I think she's expecting a great flood of squealing but fabulous nekkid flesh to cum spurting over the Rockies and wash down over God's Land, Texas, and drownd her and all other People of Faith™ in the clammy condensation of their excited exhalations mixed with the sweat of their sculpted bumcheeks.


    This. Is a work of art.

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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby SandChigger » 25 Nov 2011 08:54

    :oops:

    Hate pushes me up the slopes to the heights of verbosity...

    Gotta get in practice for Shitterhood! :lol:
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby lotek » 25 Nov 2011 09:19

    profanity is an art

    anyone can be rude, not everyone can be rudely entertaining(I myself, prefer the easy option such as cheese jokes)
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby Omphalos » 25 Nov 2011 12:34

    SandChigger wrote::oops:

    Hate pushes me up the slopes to the heights of verbosity...

    Gotta get in practice for Shitterhood! :lol:


    Are you going to read it, Chig?
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby SandChigger » 25 Nov 2011 15:02

    Are you serious?! :shock:

    Of COURSE I'm going to read it. Already got it pre-ordered on Amazon. :snooty:

    And I'll be sitting in the front row at BOTH the Dayton AND Cincinnati signings. :twisted:
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

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    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Postby Freakzilla » 25 Nov 2011 15:12

    SandChigger wrote:Are you serious?! :shock:

    Of COURSE I'm going to read it. Already got it pre-ordered on Amazon. :snooty:

    And I'll be sitting in the front row at BOTH the Dayton AND Cincinnati signings. :twisted:


    I wonder if I can get a second hand copy in time for the Atlanta signing?
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby SadisticCynic » 25 Nov 2011 18:53

    SandChigger wrote:Are you serious?! :shock:

    Of COURSE I'm going to read it. Already got it pre-ordered on Amazon. :snooty:

    And I'll be sitting in the front row at BOTH the Dayton AND Cincinnati signings. :twisted:


    It is at this point that I truly wish I lived near either of those places.

    Are you gonna comment, or just listen?
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    Postby SandChigger » 25 Nov 2011 23:51

    SadisticCynic wrote:Are you gonna comment, or just listen?

    I intend to listen only.

    Then again, I been on the Road to Hell for a long time now... ;)
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

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    Postby Freakzilla » 25 Nov 2011 23:57

    I'd like to have him sign a copy "to Freakzilla, my #1 fan".

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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby Omphalos » 26 Nov 2011 04:38

    SandChigger wrote:
    SadisticCynic wrote:Are you gonna comment, or just listen?

    I intend to listen only.

    Then again, I been on the Road to Hell for a long time now... ;)


    Something stupid will be said. You wontnbe able to help yourself. Trust me.

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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby Freakzilla » 26 Nov 2011 04:45

    Omphalos wrote:
    SandChigger wrote:
    SadisticCynic wrote:Are you gonna comment, or just listen?

    I intend to listen only.

    Then again, I been on the Road to Hell for a long time now... ;)


    Something stupid will be said. You wontnbe able to help yourself. Trust me.

    Anyone who goes to one please update the relevant thread at T(A)U

    http://tau.solahpmo.com/viewtopic.php?f ... eady#p9768


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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby SandChigger » 26 Nov 2011 11:19

    I've already checked with my friends to see if they're going to be around (they are) and if they'll have a little extra on hand to bail me out (they will). :dance:
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby Hunchback Jack » 26 Nov 2011 18:51

    SandChigger wrote:I've already checked with my friends to see if they're going to be around (they are) and if they'll have a little extra on hand to bail me out (they will). :dance:


    If you can get some friends together to go with you, you could all sit up near the front, and when KJA says something particularly inane about the "Dune Legacy", just all simultaneously get up and leave. Perhaps all muttering "asshat" under your breath.

    Sadly, the closest signing to me is BH in Sacramento, which still isn't that close ...

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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby Omphalos » 26 Nov 2011 19:09

    Hunchback Jack wrote:
    SandChigger wrote:I've already checked with my friends to see if they're going to be around (they are) and if they'll have a little extra on hand to bail me out (they will). :dance:


    If you can get some friends together to go with you, you could all sit up near the front, and when KJA says something particularly inane about the "Dune Legacy", just all simultaneously get up and leave. Perhaps all muttering "asshat" under your breath.

    Sadly, the closest signing to me is BH in Sacramento, which still isn't that close ...

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