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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby SandChigger » 27 Nov 2011 12:01

    I fried up a panful of whole peeled garlic cloves in butter and a splash of soy sauce last night... just to see if it still has the same effect on me.

    O Holy Maker! It DOES!!!

    So I'll be going as a biological weapon... of gas disruption. :dance:


    (I woke myself up farting all night long. Bint kicked me out of bed after the first hour. :( )
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby SandChigger » 29 Nov 2011 05:38

    Shitmouth has released the tour details:

    Jan 3, Tuesday
    DENVER: Kevin—B&N, Lone Tree, CO/7pm
    SEATTLE: Brian—University Bookstore, Seattle, WA /7pm

    Jan 4, Wednesday
    MINNEAPOLIS, MN: Kevin—Uncle Hugo’s/5:30 PM
    PORTLAND, OR: Brian—Powells Books/7pm

    Jan 5, Thursday
    CHICAGO area: Kevin—Fremont library, Mundelein IL/7pm

    Jan 6, Friday
    DAYTON, OH: Kevin—Books & Co at the Greene/7pm
    SACRAMENTO, CA: Brian—B&N/7pm

    Jan 7, Saturday
    CINCINNATI, OH: Kevin—Joseph-Beth Bookselllers/1 PM

    Jan 8, Sunday
    ATLANTA (Decatur): Kevin—Eagle Eye Bookstore/2 PM
    REDONDO BEACH, CA: Brian—Mysterious Galaxy Redondo Beach/2:30pm

    Jan 9, Monday
    ORLANDO: Kevin—B&N East Colonial Dr./7pm
    PASADENA: Brian—Vroman’s Bookstore/7pm

    Jan 10, Tuesday
    DALLAS: Kevin—B&N West NW Hwy/7pm

    Jan 11, Wednesday
    HOUSTON: Kevin—B&N The Woodlands/7pm
    SAN DIEGO: Brian—Mysterious Galaxy /7:00p

    Jan 14, Saturday
    BELLINGHAM, WA: Brian—Village Books/2pm

    About 30 and 40 miles from my friends' place, respectively. :twisted:
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

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    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby Serkanner » 29 Nov 2011 06:03

    SandChigger wrote:I fried up a panful of whole peeled garlic cloves in butter and a splash of soy sauce last night... just to see if it still has the same effect on me.

    O Holy Maker! It DOES!!!

    So I'll be going as a biological weapon... of gas disruption. :dance:


    (I woke myself up farting all night long. Bint kicked me out of bed after the first hour. :( )


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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby lotek » 29 Nov 2011 10:31

    Serkanner wrote:
    SandChigger wrote:I fried up a panful of whole peeled garlic cloves in butter and a splash of soy sauce last night... just to see if it still has the same effect on me.

    O Holy Maker! It DOES!!!

    So I'll be going as a biological weapon... of gas disruption. :dance:


    (I woke myself up farting all night long. Bint kicked me out of bed after the first hour. :( )


    Who is Bint?

    search.php?keywords=bint&terms=all&author=&sc=1&sf=all&sk=t&sd=d&sr=posts&st=0&ch=300&t=0&submit=Search
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby Freakzilla » 29 Nov 2011 10:37

    It doesn't mean what you think it means :wink:
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby SadisticCynic » 29 Nov 2011 11:39

    I suspect it does...
    Ah English, the language where pretty much any word can have any meaning! - A Thing of Eternity
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby SandChigger » 29 Nov 2011 13:15

    Who's ma bitch? I mean, where's ma bitch?! :twisted:

    Bint is just Arabic for "woman". She is Everywoman and no woman... figment of my imagination, and newtonment of my... something or other.

    :lol:
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby Omphalos » 29 Nov 2011 14:21

    SandChigger wrote:Who's ma bitch? I mean, where's ma bitch?! :twisted:

    Bint is just Arabic for "woman". She is Everywoman and no woman... figment of my imagination, and newtonment of my... something or other.

    :lol:


    Is she aquatic? Does she fling scimitars to form the basis of a modern government?
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby Freakzilla » 29 Nov 2011 14:36

    Yeah, other than here, I think The Holy Grail is the only place I've heard that used.
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby Serkanner » 29 Nov 2011 14:48

    SandChigger wrote:Who's ma bitch? I mean, where's ma bitch?! :twisted:

    Bint is just Arabic for "woman". She is Everywoman and no woman... figment of my imagination, and newtonment of my... something or other.

    :lol:


    Aha, I see ... you mean your right hand.
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby lotek » 29 Nov 2011 14:52

    Tonight I'm going leftie,
    "stranger in the tub"
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby Freakzilla » 29 Nov 2011 14:52

    Serkanner wrote:
    SandChigger wrote:Who's ma bitch? I mean, where's ma bitch?! :twisted:

    Bint is just Arabic for "woman". She is Everywoman and no woman... figment of my imagination, and newtonment of my... something or other.

    :lol:


    Aha, I see ... you mean your right hand.


    If you use your left it's like being on a first date. :wink:
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby SandChigger » 29 Nov 2011 21:39

    Oh to be an orangutang! :dance:
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby Freakzilla » 29 Nov 2011 21:42

    SandChigger wrote:Oh to be an orangutang! :dance:


    A threesome! :lol:
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby SandChigger » 29 Nov 2011 21:43

    Orchestrated for one! :P :lol:
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby SandRider » 04 Mar 2012 19:15

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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby SandRider » 04 Mar 2012 19:23

    ................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
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    Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

    Postby lotek » 05 Mar 2012 10:08

    SandRider wrote:


    the dubstep meteor ?
    nice intro :)
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