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Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

Postby SandChigger » 27 Nov 2011 12:01

I fried up a panful of whole peeled garlic cloves in butter and a splash of soy sauce last night... just to see if it still has the same effect on me.

O Holy Maker! It DOES!!!

So I'll be going as a biological weapon... of gas disruption. :dance:


(I woke myself up farting all night long. Bint kicked me out of bed after the first hour. :( )
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Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

Postby SandChigger » 29 Nov 2011 05:38

Shitmouth has released the tour details:

Jan 3, Tuesday
DENVER: Kevin—B&N, Lone Tree, CO/7pm
SEATTLE: Brian—University Bookstore, Seattle, WA /7pm

Jan 4, Wednesday
MINNEAPOLIS, MN: Kevin—Uncle Hugo’s/5:30 PM
PORTLAND, OR: Brian—Powells Books/7pm

Jan 5, Thursday
CHICAGO area: Kevin—Fremont library, Mundelein IL/7pm

Jan 6, Friday
DAYTON, OH: Kevin—Books & Co at the Greene/7pm
SACRAMENTO, CA: Brian—B&N/7pm

Jan 7, Saturday
CINCINNATI, OH: Kevin—Joseph-Beth Bookselllers/1 PM

Jan 8, Sunday
ATLANTA (Decatur): Kevin—Eagle Eye Bookstore/2 PM
REDONDO BEACH, CA: Brian—Mysterious Galaxy Redondo Beach/2:30pm

Jan 9, Monday
ORLANDO: Kevin—B&N East Colonial Dr./7pm
PASADENA: Brian—Vroman’s Bookstore/7pm

Jan 10, Tuesday
DALLAS: Kevin—B&N West NW Hwy/7pm

Jan 11, Wednesday
HOUSTON: Kevin—B&N The Woodlands/7pm
SAN DIEGO: Brian—Mysterious Galaxy /7:00p

Jan 14, Saturday
BELLINGHAM, WA: Brian—Village Books/2pm

About 30 and 40 miles from my friends' place, respectively. :twisted:
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

Postby Serkanner » 29 Nov 2011 06:03

SandChigger wrote:I fried up a panful of whole peeled garlic cloves in butter and a splash of soy sauce last night... just to see if it still has the same effect on me.

O Holy Maker! It DOES!!!

So I'll be going as a biological weapon... of gas disruption. :dance:


(I woke myself up farting all night long. Bint kicked me out of bed after the first hour. :( )


Who is Bint?
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."

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Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

Postby lotek » 29 Nov 2011 10:31

Serkanner wrote:
SandChigger wrote:I fried up a panful of whole peeled garlic cloves in butter and a splash of soy sauce last night... just to see if it still has the same effect on me.

O Holy Maker! It DOES!!!

So I'll be going as a biological weapon... of gas disruption. :dance:


(I woke myself up farting all night long. Bint kicked me out of bed after the first hour. :( )


Who is Bint?

search.php?keywords=bint&terms=all&author=&sc=1&sf=all&sk=t&sd=d&sr=posts&st=0&ch=300&t=0&submit=Search
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Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

Postby Freakzilla » 29 Nov 2011 10:37

It doesn't mean what you think it means :wink:
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Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

Postby SadisticCynic » 29 Nov 2011 11:39

I suspect it does...
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Postby SandChigger » 29 Nov 2011 13:15

Who's ma bitch? I mean, where's ma bitch?! :twisted:

Bint is just Arabic for "woman". She is Everywoman and no woman... figment of my imagination, and newtonment of my... something or other.

:lol:

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Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

Postby Omphalos » 29 Nov 2011 14:21

SandChigger wrote:Who's ma bitch? I mean, where's ma bitch?! :twisted:

Bint is just Arabic for "woman". She is Everywoman and no woman... figment of my imagination, and newtonment of my... something or other.

:lol:


Is she aquatic? Does she fling scimitars to form the basis of a modern government?

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Postby Freakzilla » 29 Nov 2011 14:36

Yeah, other than here, I think The Holy Grail is the only place I've heard that used.
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Postby Serkanner » 29 Nov 2011 14:48

SandChigger wrote:Who's ma bitch? I mean, where's ma bitch?! :twisted:

Bint is just Arabic for "woman". She is Everywoman and no woman... figment of my imagination, and newtonment of my... something or other.

:lol:


Aha, I see ... you mean your right hand.
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Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

Postby lotek » 29 Nov 2011 14:52

Tonight I'm going leftie,
"stranger in the tub"
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Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

Postby Freakzilla » 29 Nov 2011 14:52

Serkanner wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Who's ma bitch? I mean, where's ma bitch?! :twisted:

Bint is just Arabic for "woman". She is Everywoman and no woman... figment of my imagination, and newtonment of my... something or other.

:lol:


Aha, I see ... you mean your right hand.


If you use your left it's like being on a first date. :wink:
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Postby SandChigger » 29 Nov 2011 21:39

Oh to be an orangutang! :dance:

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Postby Freakzilla » 29 Nov 2011 21:42

SandChigger wrote:Oh to be an orangutang! :dance:


A threesome! :lol:
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Postby SandChigger » 29 Nov 2011 21:43

Orchestrated for one! :P :lol:

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Postby SandRider » 04 Mar 2012 19:15

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Postby SandRider » 04 Mar 2012 19:23

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Re: Wormwood 2011 (2012?)(2013?)(2111?)(2222?)

Postby lotek » 05 Mar 2012 10:08

SandRider wrote:


the dubstep meteor ?
nice intro :)
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