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Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

Postby SandRider » 18 Dec 2011 23:40

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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

Postby SandChigger » 19 Dec 2011 09:38

:lol:

:clap: :clap: :clap:

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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

Postby JustSomeGuy » 22 Dec 2011 21:26

That had me laughing out loud. Good stuff.
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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

Postby SandRider » 24 Dec 2011 19:09

I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be able to produce any kind of coherent "story" ... just too fucking tedious ...
and I already forgot what the thing was they were supposed to be going to ... either a super-secret briefing
with the Big Brass about their next Ultra-assignment or a private screening for Jackass XXIV ...

so anyway, don't expect much ... I'll probably just produce some random, unrelated scenes, and repeat
myself alot ... toss them altogether and blame the audience if it appears to not make any sense ... after
all, this is a Spanky McDune creation ...
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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

Postby SandChigger » 25 Dec 2011 11:21

More Jabecca Jymnasties!!! :laughing-rolling:
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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

Postby SandChigger » 01 Jan 2012 03:06

Is that Jabecca or Kevin's ego?
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

Postby SadisticCynic » 01 Jan 2012 14:54

It's their rancour... :wink:
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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

Postby SandChigger » 01 Jan 2012 19:41

Or her ungodly butt reek?

(I'm assuming, of course. I once worked with a woman so fat and so malodorous that it was obvious she couldn't reach round to wipe her own behind. Holy Maker, she was the equal of a whole troop of Fremen in stench! And probably weighed as much, to poot... I mean, boot!)
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

Postby Omphalos » 01 Jan 2012 21:40

Give her one of these as a surprise gift:

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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

Postby Nekhrun » 01 Jan 2012 21:45

I'm glad that you know that such a thing is available and from where it can be obtained.
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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

Postby Omphalos » 02 Jan 2012 02:27

Nekhrun wrote:I'm glad that you know that such a thing is available and from where it can be obtained.
:lol:


Us husky men need to keep stuff like this in the backs of our minds.

Actually I'm pretty sure I heard about it from some one on this site. Thought it was you. Robbo maybe?

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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

Postby Robspierre » 02 Jan 2012 22:07

Wasn't me. It looks like something this motley bunch would have on tap for just the right occasion.

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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

Postby Freakzilla » 03 Jan 2012 09:58

Yeah, I remember seeing it before.
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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

Postby SandRider » 03 Jan 2012 21:01

y'all are bound & determined to hijack the TORUS McCARDIGAN: AN HERO OF THE EMPIRE
into some kind of Jabecca-fest, huh ?

alrighty,then ...

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Re: Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE

Postby SandRider » 03 Jan 2012 22:36

alright, I'm too drunk to fuck with the 3D cartoon shit right now,
but I swear to gawd, y'all're gonna git what you done axed fo' ....
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