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    Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby D Pope » 20 Jan 2012 20:48

    pizza on chin
    his words are garbled
    so he types them


    vacuous preeq,
    do you have real thoughts?
    what makes you tick?


    Go on, give it a try!
    From free verse to limmeric, release your inner poet!
    Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby D Pope » 20 Jan 2012 20:51

    when I read it,
    it made me cry out!
    I am soiled.
    Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby Freakzilla » 20 Jan 2012 20:58

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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby Nekhrun » 20 Jan 2012 21:08

    How's this:

    No depth to his prose;
    A prophet's legacy soiled.
    Kevin J. Anderson is a worthless piece of shit who raped the work of a legend.

    Edit: shit, just saw that you already used soiled. Try this:


    No depth to his prose;
    A prophet disrespected.
    Kevin J. Anderson is a worthless piece of shit who raped the work of a legend and thinks his success has anything to do with his "writing". I hate that fucker and wish him nothing but misery.
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby D Pope » 20 Jan 2012 21:14

    :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :crying-pink:
    No No! Soiled is good!
    Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby Serkanner » 20 Jan 2012 21:16

    When I'm sober again
    I'll think
    of a poem

    ...

    I do not give a damn whether that is a haiku or not! I never count syllables.
    "... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."

    “There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”

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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby D Pope » 20 Jan 2012 21:19

    Well Done! :lol: :clap:

    anything'll doo,
    for poetry that's new







    For a secret I can tell,
    the hacks have never used Dune well.
    Since I read it my eyes bleed,
    tell me those two weren't on weed!
    Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby D Pope » 20 Jan 2012 21:21

    On a sander.
    What the fuck, you ask?
    Eat shit and die!
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    Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby D Pope » 20 Jan 2012 21:24

    Like a bottle rocket, he went off, popped, and now he's gone.
    Like a bottle rocket, he's only amusing in quantity and then only for the abuse.
    Like a bottle rocket, how brief is his moment of glory.

    Like a bottle rocket...
    Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby Serkanner » 20 Jan 2012 21:26

    It is the "of" instead of "about" that makes it a masterpiece, no?
    "... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."

    “There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”

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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby D Pope » 11 Feb 2012 13:49

    Like empty speeches,
    bubbles of ambition rise-
    vintage of dispair.

    -attributed to Akira Brahe
    Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby Serkanner » 11 Feb 2012 17:02

    my beer and I am
    the very best friends forever
    do not forget it
    "... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."

    “There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”

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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby JustSomeGuy » 11 Feb 2012 17:20

    Some girls at work smile.
    I think: Don't shit where you eat.
    I would rather not.
    I bring nothing to the table.
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby Serkanner » 11 Feb 2012 18:25

    He is nobody
    and will stay a nobody
    He the kay jay A!
    "... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."

    “There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”

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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby D Pope » 11 Feb 2012 22:29

    Serkanner wrote:He is nobody
    and will stay a nobody
    He the kay jay A!

    :clap: :D :clap: :lol: :clap:
    Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby Hunchback Jack » 11 Feb 2012 23:24

    Stream of consciousness
    While shlepping up mountain trails
    Is not perfect prose

    HBJ
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby Hunchback Jack » 11 Feb 2012 23:29

    Bear-shaped meteor
    Talentless Hack in its path
    Many prayers answered

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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby Hunchback Jack » 11 Feb 2012 23:37

    There are six Dune books
    Paul was born on Caladan
    There are six Dune books

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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby Apjak » 12 Feb 2012 00:20

    Brian and Kevin
    "Cash must flow" level of suck
    Only six Dune books
    I don't think the author should make the reader do that much work - Kevin J. Anderson
    We think we've updated 'Dune' for a modern readership without dumbing it down.- Brian Herbert
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby JustSomeGuy » 12 Feb 2012 00:56

    Brian Herbert sucks
    thekja sucks harder
    They are not worthy
    I bring nothing to the table.
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby lotek » 12 Feb 2012 11:48

    Drink,
    Feck,
    Arse,
    Girls. Life.

    (yes I know)
    Spice is the worm's gonads.
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby Ampoliros » 12 Feb 2012 13:11

    The attitude of the knife
    a wise man once said
    proves your books are meaningless.
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby D Pope » 12 Feb 2012 14:51

    Brian and kevin,
    do you know what you're doing?
    You both have damp hands.



    My heart flies freely
    above the pain of their books
    abomination.
    Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby ErasOmnius » 13 Feb 2012 13:37

    Sisterhood, Winds, Paul,
    Sandworms, Hunters, Legends, House.
    Out of toilet papr.
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby lotek » 13 Feb 2012 15:16

    out of Es too no ?
    :mrgreen:
    Spice is the worm's gonads.
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