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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

PostPosted: 17 Feb 2012 09:20
by lotek
SandChigger wrote:What would happen if KJA let one of those self-checkout machines scan his head?


what would happen to the head or what would happen to the machine ?

Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

PostPosted: 18 Feb 2012 14:56
by SandChigger
:doh:

Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

PostPosted: 19 Feb 2012 10:10
by lotek
Scan
machine fails
it spurts

nonsense
giant robots
rape a dream.

Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

PostPosted: 20 Feb 2012 11:01
by SandChigger
Combover barcode
Scans zero dollars, no sense...
Hack value revealed.
;)

Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

PostPosted: 04 Mar 2012 00:15
by Shepherd492
Not sure what this is...

"The NuDune experience"

Bookstore
NuDune in droves
Temptation, curiosity
Why are there so many?!?
Money spent
Money wasted
I hate hacks

Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

PostPosted: 21 Jul 2015 22:10
by D Pope
Never gets better,
the betrayal of Dunes trust.
The pain remains fresh.

Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

PostPosted: 01 Aug 2015 09:09
by inhuien
This threads got me wishing Dr Seuss did a version of Dune.

1 worm, 2 worms,
Red worm,
Blue worm.

Edit to add: The Worm in the Hat. :)

Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

PostPosted: 01 Aug 2015 12:19
by D Pope
inhuien wrote:This threads got me wishing Dr Seuss did a version of Dune.

1 worm, 2 worms,
Red worm,
Blue worm.

Edit to add: The Worm in the Hat. :)

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I would not their prequel sham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.