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    Traffic encounters of the Police kind/classic/classy/caustic

    Postby Visigoth » 05 Sep 2012 05:09

    I was reminiscing and Every time, I lose it. I mean on the floor doubled over with a mental picture of a veteran motor cop asking me, "You have got to be kidding me?", after he had stopped me on his road. Well, it was one of those deals that the Police monitor an intersection or a four way stop intersection. If you have any memorable traffic stops that you remember even if you got nailed and you had t
    o pay, but better yet the funny ones and the ones you lucked out because of a real professional officer who use his discretion, share them with us. Let's give our men in blue some deserved attention.

    Law Enforcement is getting weird. :Adolf:
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    Re: Traffic encounters of the Police kind/classic/classy/caustic

    Postby lotek » 05 Sep 2012 05:15

    So is this post.
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    Re: Traffic encounters of the Police kind/classic/classy/caustic

    Postby Freakzilla » 05 Sep 2012 05:34

    I don't have any good police stories, they usually arrest me.
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    Re: Traffic encounters of the Police kind/classic/classy/caustic

    Postby Visigoth » 05 Sep 2012 09:52

    Freakzilla wrote:I don't have any good police stories, they usually arrest me.


    :(

    I have a few good stops in which the cop was funny, and a gentleman. Not that he didn't scare me at first, but then he let me go and I left him looking for the roach. I only wish I had thrown out, at the policeman's request, a half joint. On the other hand, I've been fucked once by an incompetent and/or racist policeman involving firearms. Fuck him, he tried to charge me with afelony, and all he got was a misdeamenor which was subsequently dropped. You should've seen the resources the police used to catch me, and for nothing. To hassle me, and not arrest the real culprit. 12 police cars they used. :roll:
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    Re: Traffic encounters of the Police kind/classic/classy/caustic

    Postby Freakzilla » 05 Sep 2012 10:36

    Actually, I take that back. Last time I got pulled over I got a warning for doing 83 in a 55. I think it was because of my veteran tag. First time I'm EVER gotten just a warning.
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    Re: Traffic encounters of the Police kind/classic/classy/caustic

    Postby Omphalos » 05 Sep 2012 11:26

    Police monitor at a 4-way intersection? Haven't had those here since 1943.
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    Re: Traffic encounters of the Police kind/classic/classy/caustic

    Postby Sandwurm88 » 06 Sep 2012 18:31

    I…Where you're alive and they—You write a book about you. When you write…it’s just that so, these people are all in our lives, all of us, and he’s—but you know about—I remember 50 years ago...They were saying, but I thought—people in your own life were something to be thought about—and they were saying that back then, and even now, and I just thought, this is great. At least that’s what people think, and that’s okay...

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    Re: Traffic encounters of the Police kind/classic/classy/caustic

    Postby lotek » 07 Sep 2012 07:05

    If you were girls and half-naked I'd bring in the mud ring.
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    Re: Traffic encounters of the Police kind/classic/classy/caustic

    Postby ULFsurfer » 07 Sep 2012 07:08

    Freakzilla wrote:Actually, I take that back. Last time I got pulled over I got a warning for doing 83 in a 55. I think it was because of my veteran tag. First time I'm EVER gotten just a warning.


    Did you have melting ice cream in your car or something?
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    Re: Traffic encounters of the Police kind/classic/classy/caustic

    Postby Freakzilla » 07 Sep 2012 07:25

    ULFsurfer wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:Actually, I take that back. Last time I got pulled over I got a warning for doing 83 in a 55. I think it was because of my veteran tag. First time I'm EVER gotten just a warning.


    Did you have melting ice cream in your car or something?


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    Re: Traffic encounters of the Police kind/classic/classy/caustic

    Postby Omphalos » 07 Sep 2012 12:00

    Admit it. You had to poop.
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    Re: Traffic encounters of the Police kind/classic/classy/caustic

    Postby Visigoth » 09 Sep 2012 00:51

    lotek wrote:If you were girls and half-naked I'd bring in the mud ring.

    Girls just want to have fun!
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    Re: Traffic encounters of the Police kind/classic/classy/caustic

    Postby Visigoth » 09 Sep 2012 00:53

    Freakzilla wrote:
    ULFsurfer wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:Actually, I take that back. Last time I got pulled over I got a warning for doing 83 in a 55. I think it was because of my veteran tag. First time I'm EVER gotten just a warning.


    Did you have melting ice cream in your car or something?


    Late for work.


    Atlanta ..drivers?

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    Re: Traffic encounters of the Police kind/classic/classy/caustic

    Postby Visigoth » 09 Sep 2012 01:02

    Sandwurm88 wrote:I…Where you're alive and they—You write a book about you. When you write…it’s just that so, these people are all in our lives, all of us, and he’s—but you know about—I remember 50 years ago...They were saying, but I thought—people in your own life were something to be thought about—and they were saying that back then, and even now, and I just thought, this is great. At least that’s what people think, and that’s okay...

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    And dude....

    my Mom has a fourth grade education, and so do i, in some respects, so if what makes you is to put others down instead of instructionally correcting them, i only have o two words for you that i alraedy ask g-d to forgive me for thinking that way about you. i'm sorry.

    moving along..


    i had a post which i lost. i was gonna share a funny, classy Police Stop, but i lost it. i know I was vague.

    this is not worth it
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    Re: Traffic encounters of the Police kind/classic/classy/caustic

    Postby Robspierre » 13 Sep 2012 21:23

    Nothing like doing 65 in a 55 zone and seeing a sheriff's deputy, not slowing down and having him wave as you go flying by.

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    Re: Traffic encounters of the Police kind/classic/classy/caustic

    Postby Visigoth » 14 Sep 2012 18:46

    Robspierre wrote:Nothing like doing 65 in a 55 zone and seeing a sheriff's deputy, not slowing down and having him wave as you go flying by.

    Rob


    :auto-swerve:

    Classy.
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