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    Postby Tyrant » 23 Apr 2008 00:58

    pppffffffttttt...the bene theilaxu...pussys
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    Postby orald » 23 Apr 2008 05:46

    Tyrant wrote:...pussys

    Technically, I don't think even their "females" have those left in them. :shock:
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    Postby Freakzilla » 23 Apr 2008 06:25

    orald wrote:
    Tyrant wrote:...pussys

    Technically, I don't think even their "females" have those left in them. :shock:


    They do but they're really HUGE!
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    Postby Omphalos » 23 Apr 2008 10:50

    Freakzilla wrote:
    orald wrote:
    Tyrant wrote:...pussys

    Technically, I don't think even their "females" have those left in them. :shock:


    They do but they're really HUGE!


    Big enough to pull a lasgun out of, if you believe KJA & BH. :lol:
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    Postby orald » 23 Apr 2008 16:19

    Uh...? :?


    Maybe I don't want to know after all. :shock:
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    Postby Omphalos » 23 Apr 2008 17:24

    orald wrote:Uh...? :?


    Maybe I don't want to know after all. :shock:


    A reference to a debate we had over on some closed down shit-hole of a Dune site about using tanks to produce artificial items, such as "artificial spice" and the like. Just a joke.
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    Postby orald » 23 Apr 2008 20:43

    So it's true! Kevin does pull books out of his ass, litterally! :o
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    Postby Tleilax Master B » 25 Apr 2008 11:11

    Omphalos wrote:
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    orald wrote:
    Tyrant wrote:...pussys

    Technically, I don't think even their "females" have those left in them. :shock:


    They do but they're really HUGE!


    Big enough to pull a lasgun out of, if you believe KJA & BH. :lol:


    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    (those bastards!)
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    Postby Tleilax Master B » 25 Apr 2008 11:12

    Tyrant wrote:pppffffffttttt...the bene theilaxu...pussys


    I don't listen to insults from former Prequelites and TAZ ass-kissers :wink:
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    Postby SandChigger » 25 Apr 2008 11:57

    Tleilax Master B wrote:TAZ ass-kissers

    OH, TY! Say it isn't so! :shock:

    Is ass-kissing commutative? (Or just communicable?)

    Is that the right term? I mean, if you kiss someone's ass, is it the same as kissing the ass of everyone whose ass they've kissed?

    If so, and you've kissed TAZ's ass...that means you've kissed KJA's ass as well!

    Eeew. :mrgreen:
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    Postby Tyrant » 26 Apr 2008 01:20

    who the hell is taz? ..and ive smooched no bottoms that belong to a "he" thank you very much...and i wondered how long it would take until former prequalite got thrown in my face ( i maybe a former prequalite...but at least im not a current asshole)
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    Postby orald » 26 Apr 2008 01:35

    Run along now, boy, we don't need no stinkin' preeks here.
    Go sit in the back of the bus! :x

    We need to segregate preeks from the OH. :)

    EDIT: WTF is with me these past 24 hours? So many typos and word repetitions... :?
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    Postby Omphalos » 26 Apr 2008 01:48

    Tyrant wrote:who the hell is taz? ..and ive smooched no bottoms that belong to a "he" thank you very much...and i wondered how long it would take until former prequalite got thrown in my face ( i maybe a former prequalite...but at least im not a current asshole)


    Bullshit. Ive heard you say this before, and its bullshit. I have read the threads where you and Omar and TAZ were licking each other's bungs over on DN. It sickened me, the preekish shit coming out of your mouth. You should be ashamed. SHAME ON YOU, TY!
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    Postby Tyrant » 26 Apr 2008 04:55

    well considering i have no idea who they are....omar sounds familiar..and taz i have no idea who that is... and that was almost 2 years ago...isnt a person allowed to change their views...i was wrong...jesus christ...doesnt mean you guys have to hold it over my head all the time..if im not wanted here just say it...cause this is bullshit..i dont deny being a prequalite in the past...but im not now .... kja and bh's books are steaming piles of shit....even prequalites cant disagree with that after reading sandworms .... i really enjoy the site ...so i hope you guys arent forcing me out..but ill be more than happy to oblige you if i have to put up with this bullshit everytime one you guys feels like being an asshole ...maybe it slipped your selective minds..but i got banned from DN for talking shit on the new books .... they lick balls..especially the newer they get .... so i dont know why you feel the need to throw this in my face.... find me any quote ive made in the last year supporting kja or bh...you cant..cause it doesnt exist ....i've evolved as a dune fan...accept it or dont
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    Postby orald » 26 Apr 2008 05:17

    I vote to not only ban him, but send a hitman after him as well.
    Some crimes can't be forgotten or forgiven. :x


    Or I just want an excuse for more bloodshed. :twisted:
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    Postby SandChigger » 26 Apr 2008 05:26

    Oh, Orald, would you give it a fucking rest for a change? :roll:

    Hey, Ty, I was just teasin' ya, as I'm sure Mastah B and Omph were, too. :(

    You're cool with me. And, actually, so is Omar. (He's pretty funny in fact, when you give him a chance. We're Friends on MySpace.)

    TAZ (The Almighty Zeus) remains an asshole, as expected. Or at least he was the last time I encountered him on KJA's MySpace blog. (I handed him his ass there, too, until Kevvy banned me from commenting on his blog. Right before they banned me from DNBBS.) I think he's probably the one responsible for all the animated gifs on that eyesore which is the official Dune page on MySpace, and suspect he's the special Toronto fan that KJA is always meeting (meating?) up with.

    Anyway, we've had our differences in the past, but that's done with. Sorry for ticking ya off. ;)
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    Postby HoosierDaddy » 26 Apr 2008 10:26

    Maybe we need a ceremony/rite that a preek undergoes to be accepted into Orthodox.

    Being asked trice if he is truly wants conversion? A full reread of FH's books?

    :mrgreen:
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    Postby Freakzilla » 26 Apr 2008 10:28

    HoosierDaddy wrote:Maybe we need a ceremony/rite that a preek undergoes to be accepted into Orthodox.

    Being asked trice if he is truly converted? A full reread of FH's books?

    :mrgreen:


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    its perpetual tabula rasa. We possess no more than this moment where we
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    Postby Nekhrun » 26 Apr 2008 11:22

    SandChigger wrote:I...suspect he's the special Toronto fan that KJA is
    always meeting (meating?) up with.

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Postby Omphalos » 26 Apr 2008 16:18

    Tyrant wrote:well considering i have no idea who they are....omar sounds familiar..and taz i have no idea who that is... and that was almost 2 years ago...isnt a person allowed to change their views...i was wrong...jesus christ...doesnt mean you guys have to hold it over my head all the time..if im not wanted here just say it...cause this is bullshit..i dont deny being a prequalite in the past...but im not now .... kja and bh's books are steaming piles of shit....even prequalites cant disagree with that after reading sandworms .... i really enjoy the site ...so i hope you guys arent forcing me out..but ill be more than happy to oblige you if i have to put up with this bullshit everytime one you guys feels like being an asshole ...maybe it slipped your selective minds..but i got banned from DN for talking shit on the new books .... they lick balls..especially the newer they get .... so i dont know why you feel the need to throw this in my face.... find me any quote ive made in the last year supporting kja or bh...you cant..cause it doesnt exist ....i've evolved as a dune fan...accept it or dont


    I didn't say that you couldn't change your views. I personally welcome you to OH-dom. But I saw innumerable threads over at DN where you, TAZ (The Almighty Zeus) and Omar were rodgering mindless each other out of glee for the prequels, and I find your denial of that now to be distasteful, and wholly unbelievable.
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    Postby Omphalos » 26 Apr 2008 16:19

    SandChigger wrote:TAZ (The Almighty Zeus) remains an asshole, as expected. Or at least he was the last time I encountered him on KJA's MySpace blog. (I handed him his ass there, too, until Kevvy banned me from commenting on his blog. Right before they banned me from DNBBS.) I think he's probably the one responsible for all the animated gifs on that eyesore which is the official Dune page on MySpace, and suspect he's the special Toronto fan that KJA is always meeting (meating?) up with.


    What was that over? Some plural word or something?
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    Postby SandChigger » 26 Apr 2008 17:06

    Omphalos wrote:What was that over? Some plural word or something?

    Actually, I'm glad you asked, 'cause it came to me as I was reading the new posts here.

    He posted something silly (as usual), I commented on his grammar, and he came back with more silliness about the verb does being plural. I corrected him again and he cited a dictionary webpage in proof. And, he was right, the page did list the word does as a plural form.

    Of the noun doe ("a deer, a female deer"). :roll:

    Naturally, I was overjoyed and threw it up in Kevin's face: Look what a good reader YOUR biggest fan is!

    So Kevin deleted all the comments. I think that's when he banned me. Maybe it was a bit afterward. Anyway, a steaming dish of T-Dot Hungarian ghoul-ass was handed round. :lol:
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    Postby Freakzilla » 26 Apr 2008 17:40

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    Postby Tyrant » 26 Apr 2008 22:56

    taz=the almighty zeus ............i didnt catch that..of course i remember him...he was the one who would take my ridiculous argument..and make it even more ridiculous...even as a prequalite i thought he was stretching it with some of his views..although we did agree on some things .... however .... no longer

    i didnt know that taz = the almighty zeus...sorry...and i never denied saying stupid shit (in fact ...please link me proof i denied saying stupid shit) ...i admit it ...i was an idiot...but i kept reading the books..as i will always keep doing...and after hearing your arguments and then reading them, i realized you were right.... ive evolved..you were right..and i was wrong

    sorry :oops: :oops: :oops:
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    Postby Omphalos » 27 Apr 2008 01:57

    Tyrant wrote:taz=the almighty zeus ............i didnt catch that..of course i remember him...he was the one who would take my ridiculous argument..and make it even more ridiculous...even as a prequalite i thought he was stretching it with some of his views..although we did agree on some things .... however .... no longer

    i didnt know that taz = the almighty zeus...sorry...and i never denied saying stupid shit (in fact ...please link me proof i denied saying stupid shit) ...i admit it ...i was an idiot...but i kept reading the books..as i will always keep doing...and after hearing your arguments and then reading them, i realized you were right.... ive evolved..you were right..and i was wrong

    sorry :oops: :oops: :oops:


    No problem, Ty. You and your castrated dog are welcome here anytime. :wink:
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