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    Re: Turning points

    Postby Nekhrun » 06 Aug 2010 12:19

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    SandChigger wrote:
    Nekhrun wrote:What is it about strong female characters that make you so uncomfortable?

    It all goes back to Mommy, no doubt.

    You mean because his mother is the vice mayor of the city in which he lives? :wink:


    'Cause she has a nice rack?

    Huge...tracts of land.
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    Re: Turning points

    Postby Nekhrun » 06 Aug 2010 12:22

    merkin muffley wrote:
    Nekhrun wrote:I think I just had an orgasm.




    Edit: Yep, I did.



    That is just degenerate and devolved. Are you some kind of Neanderthal? And if so, are you from the White Mountains? I'm looking to buy some crystals.

    Well, this wasn't not fun. I've got to go spend some time with devolved people in the mountains of West Virginia. I hate to miss the rest of this, but I look forward to catching up when I get back.

    Make sure your devices are tuned to the right frequency. I've heard of people out there getting some unusual readings near some of the 100,000 year old fossil sites of some of our most ancient ancestors. I've heard rumors that there is a crystal scrotum out there somewhere.
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    Re: Turning points

    Postby TheDukester » 06 Aug 2010 13:46

    Nekhrun wrote:Edit: Yep, I did.

    So it wasn't just me, then. That's sort of a relief ...

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    Re: Turning points

    Postby lotek » 06 Aug 2010 14:57

    I knew someone would like that cute little squirrel :)
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    Re: Turning points

    Postby merkin muffley » 08 Aug 2010 18:53

    Nekhrun wrote:I've heard rumors that there is a crystal scrotum out there somewhere.


    Rumor? Ha! "Rumor!" Everyone in evolved society knows about the crystal scrotum slapping against the crystal skull of Tenochtitlan (modern day Tea Bag City, Mexico).
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    Re: Turning points

    Postby Robspierre » 08 Aug 2010 19:28

    merkin muffley wrote:
    Nekhrun wrote:I've heard rumors that there is a crystal scrotum out there somewhere.


    Rumor? Ha! "Rumor!" Everyone in evolved society knows about the crystal scrotum slapping against the crystal skull of Tenochtitlan (modern day Tea Bag City, Mexico).



    Only problem is Indiana Jones stole it back in the 50's.....

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    Re: Turning points

    Postby SandChigger » 08 Aug 2010 21:29

    Nonsense! Indy never ever even touched that scrotum! :roll:


    (By the way, in case anyone is ever curious, the Galach word for scrotum is kas-nacnud. :shifty: That is all.)
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    Re: Turning points

    Postby MrFlibble » 16 Sep 2010 04:49

    SandChigger wrote:(By the way, in case anyone is ever curious, the Galach word for scrotum is kas-nacnud. :shifty: That is all.)

    Nice one! :lol:
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    Re: Turning points

    Postby SandChigger » 16 Sep 2010 11:23

    Bit of a delayed reaction, but I'll take it. :lol:
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    Re: Turning points

    Postby MrFlibble » 16 Sep 2010 14:55

    Oh, you're right :) It's just that since I've been infrequently (and briefly) checking the boards here lately, I was looking through unread topics without paying attention to actual dates of last posts (assuming that everything unread must be "recent" this way or another).
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    Re: Turning points

    Postby SandChigger » 17 Sep 2010 01:16

    Well, true, everything here is definitely recent. Geologically speaking. ;)
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    Re: Turning points

    Postby grandmastercrafter » 17 Sep 2010 09:41

    SandChigger wrote:Well, true, everything here is definitely recent. Geologically speaking. ;)

    :lol: Cosmologically as well.
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    Re: Turning points

    Postby Freakzilla » 17 Sep 2010 10:03

    Time is an illusion.
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    Re: Turning points

    Postby MrFlibble » 17 Sep 2010 10:16

    Time is a metaphor.
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    Re: Turning points

    Postby grandmastercrafter » 17 Sep 2010 10:20

    Metaphor's are illusions.
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    Re: Turning points

    Postby MrFlibble » 17 Sep 2010 10:33

    And remarkably useful ones, I might add.
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    Re: Turning points

    Postby grandmastercrafter » 17 Sep 2010 10:58

    Sometimes.
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