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    Postby Mandy » 26 Oct 2008 13:30

    Or if you make a post right after one of mine, right after you were called for being a retard :wink:
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    Postby SandRider » 26 Oct 2008 13:53


    Yelp.









    maybe I need my nose rubbed in it ......
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    Postby Mandy » 27 Oct 2008 13:57

    :post whore:



    ( :) )
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    Postby GamePlayer » 27 Oct 2008 14:04

    Will you two quit flirting already and have an affair. :P
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    Postby Freakzilla » 27 Oct 2008 14:17

    Take pictures. :P
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    Postby GamePlayer » 27 Oct 2008 14:21

    Freakzilla wrote:Take pictures. :P


    Are you kidding me?
    I expect nothing less than high definition video of the whole thing :)
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    on thier affair.

    Postby Sole Man » 27 Oct 2008 14:37

    Have wild monkey butt-sex with me.
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    Postby SandRider » 27 Oct 2008 15:16

    Mandy wrote::post whore:

    ( :) )



    Ummm. Umm. Ummmmm.

    Thank you, Miss Mandy.

    bout time, too, according to my profile,
    I've been averagin' 5.95 posts a day.
    Some of 'em I even remember doin ....



    ok, so about that spankin '......
    and where's the end of the wild monkey butt-sex line ?
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    Postby Omphalos » 27 Oct 2008 15:47

    SandRider wrote:and where's the end of the wild monkey butt-sex line ?


    It starts and ends with sloey. Be sure to give him a reach-around or he will start insulting you.
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    Postby TheDukester » 27 Oct 2008 15:51

    [unsubscribe!]
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    Postby Nekhrun » 27 Oct 2008 15:51

    Omphalos wrote:
    SandRider wrote:and where's the end of the wild monkey butt-sex line ?


    It starts and ends with sloey. Be sure to give him a reach-around or he will start insulting you.

    And speaking of you being funny, some loser on DN just laughed at one of your old posts where you mention the word "shart". I guess he won't be getting a reply.

    And you're all welcome. Any time you need a subject changed let me know. Think I'll go check out Arrakeen :wink:
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    Postby Mandy » 27 Oct 2008 16:04

    Who's bringing the Astro Glide?
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    Postby SandRider » 27 Oct 2008 16:13

    Omphalos wrote:
    SandRider wrote:and where's the end of the wild monkey butt-sex line ?


    It starts and ends with sloey. Be sure to give him a reach-around or he will start insulting you.


    I can live with that ....



    Omph please edit this next one if it crosses what ever lines you have here:


    just spit on it, mandy ...
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    Postby Freakzilla » 27 Oct 2008 16:35

    I saw that one coming. :wink:
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    Postby Tleilax Master B » 27 Oct 2008 16:42

    Omphalos wrote:
    SandRider wrote:and where's the end of the wild monkey butt-sex line ?


    It starts and ends with sloey. Be sure to give him a reach-around or he will start insulting you.


    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Postby SandRider » 27 Oct 2008 16:55

    Freakzilla wrote:I saw that one coming. :wink:


    get out of my closet, Freak !


    give a man some privacy ...

    jeez ...
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    Postby SandChigger » 27 Oct 2008 17:19

    If you meet him in a bar sometime, don't buy him any drinks. ;)
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    Postby Omphalos » 27 Oct 2008 17:50

    Nekhrun wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:
    SandRider wrote:and where's the end of the wild monkey butt-sex line ?


    It starts and ends with sloey. Be sure to give him a reach-around or he will start insulting you.

    And speaking of you being funny, some loser on DN just laughed at one of your old posts where you mention the word "shart". I guess he won't be getting a reply.

    And you're all welcome. Any time you need a subject changed let me know. Think I'll go check out Arrakeen :wink:


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    Postby Rakis » 27 Oct 2008 22:47

    GamePlayer wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:Take pictures. :P


    Are you kidding me?
    I expect nothing less than high definition video of the whole thing :)


    I would settle for Youtube and a Johnny Cash song for audio... :)
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    Postby SandRider » 27 Oct 2008 22:53

    Well, now, I AM an obligin' kinda guy.....










    how about a grainy webcam screen shot ?
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    Postby Rakis » 27 Oct 2008 23:00

    Sarah Palin cameo? :smoke:
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    Postby SandRider » 27 Oct 2008 23:07

    what the hell, I'm easy.

    Sloey won't mind.

    Mandy ? What say you ?
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    Postby GamePlayer » 28 Oct 2008 10:40

    TheDukester wrote:[unsubscribe!]


    You're no fun :)
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    Postby Robspierre » 28 Oct 2008 12:28

    Get you a kilt SandRider, just lift and thrust!

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    Postby Mandy » 28 Oct 2008 18:34

    You betcha!
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